Speed Kills - Slow Infuriates!

I'd give you the finger but it's in my nose.

If you don't like my driving - STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!

!Scixelsyd Etinu. [Read Backwards]

Improve your image - be seen with me!

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Driver carries no cash--he's married!

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Consciousness - that annoying time between naps.

Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals why are they made of meat?

I love animals - they're delicious.

When you do a good deed get a receipt just in case heaven is like the IRS.

God must love stupid people - he made so many.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather - Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

hahah nice

If you don't like my driving - STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK :

well this particular sticker is for u :happy:

jes  : :
ma tan bhaiyea de chitar launi aa je mere mure aun  :angr:

apne bhaiyea bare edda de kayal  :angr: chhi chhi chhii

ju idoti dumb mote dimag  :marro:
bhaiyea means up da bhaiyea
nt mah bro

bhaiya means bro...right?

ohooo
oo nahi mundiyea bhaiyea up ala bhaiyea
hun am ehnu kime samjhava  :angr: :angr:

up ala bhaiya :lost: down wala bhaiya..hai ta bhaiya hi

:angr: :angr: :angr: waheguru menu mar daooooooooooooooooooooooo

ve dafa honiyeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
uttar pardesh ch jehde bhaiye hunde aa
paan khan ale bhaiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
o bahiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :angr: :angr:

menu ki pta hun up de taa kai matlab bande pher