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Equations !!!!!
« on: June 17, 2009, 09:37:44 AM »
Equations:

1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand +Canada = a 4 minute
song in Hindi movie.

7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +personality +
own production company = Kajol

8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.

9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A
SUPERSTAR.

10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent =Abhishek Bachchan

11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk =Sa! njay Dutt

15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred
Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One sooraj
Barjataya Film

17.... This one is the best of all..........

Software Engineer + No Work = Forwards
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Equations !!!!!
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Re: Equations !!!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2009, 09:40:07 AM »
Stop forwarding stuff.

:P
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Re: Equations !!!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2009, 09:40:54 AM »
Kuripataka + Barfi = Deal.
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Re: Equations !!!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2009, 09:43:27 AM »
That also sounds like someone's fantasy LOL

JOKES.
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Re: Equations !!!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2009, 09:44:18 AM »
ahhh.. achaa... ab aya uth pahar ke neeche.
okay no more barfi for u  :huhh:
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Re: Equations !!!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2009, 05:50:34 PM »
kuri pataka + shaitaani pari(mano)= toba toba :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:
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Re: Equations !!!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2009, 08:39:53 PM »
Quote
1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

this better be rong mate.. i dont want to unemployed after MBA.. damn i already under debts :P
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Re: Equations !!!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2009, 09:23:55 PM »
Quote from: Yeh on June 17, 2009, 08:39:53 PM
this better be rong mate.. i dont want to unemployed after MBA.. damn i already under debts :P
dnt wrry it was just a post.......
even i havnt seen nybdy doin btech mba n is unemployed...
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Re: Equations !!!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2009, 09:26:09 PM »
I know someone who just finished MBA, got 3 job offers already.  Don't worry, if you work hard, you will never fail.
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