Author Topic: Very funny punjabi lines (Read 229426 times)

Jatt Yamla · « **on:** October 06, 2008, 01:59:02 AM »

Vich canteena da sada kharcha oh karvoundi rahi.
Pizza burger pastrian te ki ki hor mangvoundi rahi.
Chuk vich aa ke gairan di hun paasa watt ke langhdi ee.
ek vaar pi leya si thanda hun 11 rupaye mangdi ee.

Main vi keha usnu ke 15 da tainu juice pilaaya,5 rupaye de samose.
6 rupaye da nimbu lemon,30 rupaye de dosey.
3 rupaye cha de vi ehna ch paiseya vich jod devi.
APNE 11 CUT KE tu MERE 48 MOD DEVI......

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** October 06, 2008, 01:59:02 AM »

Pυηנαвι Sιηgн Sσσямα · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2008, 12:47:25 PM »

hih hih hihchal bill nu income tax vich shpow karde ..i think rebate jarror mille gyi
girlfriend expense vich pa k..fir sara saal gst diyian cheques auann giyian

PuNjAbAn_KuRhI · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2008, 01:40:13 PM »

hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #3 on:** November 29, 2009, 06:50:08 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

This was sick... :laugh: :laugh:

Singhsaab · « **Reply #4 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:46:00 PM »

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
yaari dosti pakki kharcha aapo aapna

$$ TARN JI $$ · « **Reply #5 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:48:13 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ƁΔƘΓΔ · « **Reply #6 on:** May 20, 2010, 02:17:53 PM »

ਜੀਪਾਂ ਰੱਖੀਆਂ ਲੰਡੀਆਂ ਰੰਗ ਕਰਕੇ ਖ਼ਾਖੀ, ਮਾਰਾਂ ਗਿੱਟੇ ਭੰਨ ਦੀ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਹਾਕੀ,
ਜਰਕਦੀਆਂ ਫਿਰ ਹੱਡੀਆਂ ਜੱਟ ਜਿੱਥੇ ਜੜਦਾ, ਹਿਟਲਰ ਬਣ ਗਿਆ ਸੋਹਣੀਏ ਨੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਰਾਖੀ ਕਰਦਾ

KayP · « **Reply #7 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:50:28 AM »

LoL.

Yams Missin his gf...

Heer gayee peke
Yamla motor te dhup seke.

TheStig · « **Reply #8 on:** May 21, 2010, 02:10:52 AM »

hahahah i read that somewhere so nice hahhha

Kudi Nepal Di · « **Reply #9 on:** May 21, 2010, 03:52:30 AM »

Haha its too funny.

« **Reply #10 on:** May 24, 2010, 08:29:27 AM »

:laugh: :okk:

🚜 Zimidaar 🚜 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 24, 2010, 08:33:00 AM »

:okk: :okk: :okk: :okk:

_尺oยภคк_ · « **Reply #12 on:** May 24, 2010, 08:38:35 AM »

:tongue: :laugh: :laugh:

_Beast_ · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2010, 03:40:18 PM »

yamla 48 da check mangda :happy:

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #14 on:** February 26, 2011, 03:37:35 PM »

Shayari by Doctor:

Jis hospital da mein doctor han
Meri vohti uthe nurse hai
Kinna ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai
Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai.

_FaTeH_ · « **Reply #15 on:** February 26, 2011, 03:56:52 PM »

Quote from: Grenade Singh on February 26, 2011, 03:37:35 PM

Shayari by Doctor:

Jis hospital da mein doctor han
Meri vohti uthe nurse hai
Kinna ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai
Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai.

what a line bro haha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Jatt Yamla · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2011, 10:29:17 PM »

Quote from: Grenade Singh on February 26, 2011, 03:37:35 PM

Shayari by Doctor:

Jis hospital da mein doctor han
Meri vohti uthe nurse hai
Kinna ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai
Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai.

that's why mai doctor nai banana...lol jk

☆ · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2011, 04:27:38 AM »

boht sohna likhea yamle..

waise mai ik read kite c kite i dnt knw kithe kita c

jinna time tere piche gwaaya
ohna time je padey hunde
mitran ne DC lagg jana c..
maapeya de aakhe lagg je vyah karvaya hunda.
hun nu 2-4 jwaaka de peo ban jana c..
jinne da petrol tere piche fookea
ohne da tan mitran da petrol pump lagg jana c :hehe:

« **Reply #18 on:** January 30, 2012, 04:23:56 AM »

:D: :D: :D: :D: mod dite k nai ferrr... :D: :D: :D:

sahib.. · « **Reply #19 on:** January 30, 2012, 06:52:07 AM »

heheheheh ..chakki chal fatte veere

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