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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2015, 09:37:36 AM »
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you :D:
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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2015, 09:37:36 AM »

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2015, 04:17:35 AM »
Boor pai gya ambi nu
boor pai gya ambi nu

tu sanu nitt shed shed langhda
jake dassu teri mummy nu... :D:
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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #42 on: January 26, 2015, 10:03:11 AM »
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Lahore, Karachi ya Islamabad ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey Khuda teri 'puja,shanti aur Bhakti' meri life ho.
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho. :D:
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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2015, 02:23:35 AM »
Quote from: Gujjar no1 on January 26, 2015, 10:03:11 AM
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Lahore, Karachi ya Islamabad ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey Khuda teri 'puja,shanti aur Bhakti' meri life ho.
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho. :D:

inshallah khuda apki dua qubool kare... :D:



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Oh jehre rah ton langhdi,main us peran d mitti chum lenda..
Oh kini bewafa nikli,jake meri ma nu kehndi..
Aunti tuhada munda mitti khan lag gaya hai..
« Last Edit: January 27, 2015, 06:34:44 AM by ~Princess~ »
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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2015, 02:55:03 AM »
Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum;
Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum;
Rajinikanth Ne Phuk Maari;
Aur Fir Kya - Sukh Gaye Hum!
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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2015, 10:13:37 AM »
A Couple Had A Fight Whole Night…

Later Next Morning, Husband Offered A Glass Of Milk To His Wife.
Wife – You Are Sorry For Fighting With Me?                                                                                                                                                     Husband – No… Today Is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le.
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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2015, 10:31:21 PM »
BOY.......:
tum se bichra tou ye ehsas huwa,
ye ishq na hum ko raas huwa,
mere dil ka satiyanaas huwa,
humara daakh-la(addmission) tou aik sath huwa,
per gazab k tere sath huwa,
tu husn ki devi fail hui,
mai dard ka mara pass huwa.

GIRL.......:
mai clas mei tum ko dekhti thi,
din raat mei tera sochti thi,
kitab ko jab mei uthati thi,
teri yadon mei kho jati thi,
par tuj ko na ehsas huwa,
ye gazab tou mere sath huwa,
mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui,
tu jhoota aashiq pass huwa.  :loll:
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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2015, 01:58:57 AM »
Kya Mausam Aaya Hai,
Har Taraf Pani Hi Pani Laya Hai,
Ek Jadu Sa Chhaya Hai,
Tum Ghar Se Bahar Mat Niklna,
Warna Log Kahenge Barsat Hui Nahi,
Aur Mendhak Nikal Aaya Hai

:D: :D:
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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #48 on: February 07, 2015, 10:42:03 AM »
Aj te yar sakun nai aya,
Menu tera fon nai aya.

Aeni v ki be'parvai,
Teri koi miscal na i,
Tu dil apna kithe laya,
Menu tera fon nai aya,

J nai belanc aethu kallaan,
Fer karan ge 2ven gallan,
Kende lai a maal kmaya,
Menu tera fon nai aya.

J dil kidre la betha aen,
Meri yad pula betha aen,
Mere gal wich pa de phaya,
Menu tera fon nai aya.

Aj dehari okhi langi,
Na e surma na e kangi,
Zulfan nu main tail nai laya,
Menu tera fon nai aya. :he:
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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #49 on: February 10, 2015, 09:14:28 AM »
Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen
Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,
Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen
Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye :D:
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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #50 on: February 10, 2015, 09:24:23 AM »
Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye
Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye

Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki
Wo RADDI bechkar hi ameer ho Gye..
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