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Funny Poetry
« on: January 09, 2015, 04:51:54 AM »
:happy: Nwa topic start kita aajo sare khapp payiye...  :rockon: sda dukhi atma ni bne rahida...  :he: kde kde hassna v chnga hunda sehat lyi...  :happy:

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1 dukhi girlfriend ne apne boyfriend ke liye 1 shayri likhi-

"Phulon ka raja, baharon ka shehzada..

Phulon ka raja, baharon ka shehzada..
Dil tod k chala gaya
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KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA"
:D: :D:

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Funny Poetry
« on: January 09, 2015, 04:51:54 AM »

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2015, 04:57:43 AM »
ਸਮੁੰਦਰ ਦੇ ਕਿਨਾਰੇ AmLi te pRinceSS ਬੇਠੈ ਸਨ॥.


PrinceSS ਨੇ ਪੁਛਿਆ ਤੂੰ ਚੁੱਪ ਕਿਉ ਏ,,
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Amli  ਨੇ ਰੇਤ ਤੇ
ਲਿਖਿਆ.
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..ਜਰਦਾ ਲਾਇਆ
ਹੋਇਆ.. :D: :D: :D:  :excited: :rockon:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2015, 04:58:45 AM »
Baith kar apni GIRLFRIEND ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..



 
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2015, 05:03:03 AM »
ਸਮੁੰਦਰ ਦੇ ਕਿਨਾਰੇ AmLi te pRinceSS ਬੇਠੈ ਸਨ॥.


PrinceSS ਨੇ ਪੁਛਿਆ ਤੂੰ ਚੁੱਪ ਕਿਉ ਏ,,
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Amli  ਨੇ ਰੇਤ ਤੇ
ਲਿਖਿਆ.
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..ਜਰਦਾ ਲਾਇਆ
ਹੋਇਆ.. :D: :D: :D:  :excited: :rockon:

 Aaj tum ham se jannat mein takra gay


. Aaj tum hum se jannat mein takra geye


.aur hamre dil se awaz nikli.....


fitteh mooh tussi etthe vi aa gaye....,

:D: :D:


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Baith kar apni GIRLFRIEND ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..



 
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya

:D: verry funny lol :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2015, 05:41:33 AM »
asi gurughar gaye pair nange nange,
otho chakk leyande loka de shoe change change,
langar ch baitheya tera hi khyal aa gya,
saanu pta hi naio laggeya kdo baba daal pa gya.... :D: :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2015, 07:04:44 AM »
Har baar main teri jheel si ankhon mein doob jata hun,
Har baar main teri jheel si ankhon mein doob jata hun,

Mgr is baar nahi

Ruk main swimming suit pehan kr ata hun.... :D:

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Shayari that would blow ur sense:-


Roses are Red


Facebook is Blue.


Roses are Red ,


Facebook is Blue.


44 Mutual friendsz,


Fir bhi abe kon hai be tu..  :loll:
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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2015, 07:39:31 AM »
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari;
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega;
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar;
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega! :D: :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2015, 02:08:07 PM »
Pani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai,
 Asman Mein Dekha To Asman Bhi Nila Hai,

 Muhabbat To Sub Karty Hain Par
 Main Karon To Salaaa Character Dheela Hai. :loll:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2015, 11:29:52 PM »
Pani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai,
 Asman Mein Dekha To Asman Bhi Nila Hai,

 Muhabbat To Sub Karty Hain Par
 Main Karon To Salaaa Character Dheela Hai. :loll:

Kaim :D:


tusi yara da waja ke band

aap ja baithe England

tusi ki samjya yaar tabah ho gye

ithe ta yara d v viah ho gye.....


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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2015, 02:51:42 AM »
Medical shayari...

When u breathe u respire,
When u breathe u respire..

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When u don' t breathe u expire.... :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2015, 08:31:16 AM »
Very funny  :blowout:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2015, 10:10:17 AM »
Aankho se aansuo ki judai kar do,
Dil se ghamo ke vidaai kar do,

Agar dil na lage kahi toh,
Aa jao mere ghar ke safai kar do :he:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2015, 10:59:07 PM »
Aap Mann Hi Mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap........
unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye. :D: :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2015, 08:10:58 AM »
:D: funny shyari nu asi jaswinder bhalla a :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2015, 08:13:26 AM »
:D: funny shyari nu asi jaswinder bhalla a :D:

Nai ge ta bn jao..:D: Nale koi jrur thodi ohi funny poetry krda.. :hehe:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2015, 08:17:21 AM »
:D: mai ta teri copy kiti hoyi shyari padni mangda :D:
:hehe:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2015, 08:20:01 AM »
Lol :D: aap nu ta ondi ni copy hi krni fer... :D:

:D: mai ta teri copy kiti hoyi shyari padni mangda :D:
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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2015, 08:26:44 AM »
:p abc he likhde :hehe: marjniyee
:D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2015, 08:30:49 AM »
:p abc he likhde :hehe: marjniyee
:D:

ABC. Kyon ? :wait: ju nu ondi ni k... :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2015, 08:35:10 AM »
na greji jmma nae aundi :sad:

can u help me :dnk: :P

 

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