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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2015, 08:43:15 AM »
Greji ala kaida l k aao fer... :hehe: jo na smjh aave puch leyo... :pagel:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2015, 08:43:15 AM »

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2015, 08:47:53 AM »
awww theek
kitho milda eh kaida :dnk:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2015, 09:47:10 AM »
awww theek
kitho milda eh kaida :dnk:

Teetu pustk bhndar to.... :hehe:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2015, 10:36:09 AM »
oh kithe a lol

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2015, 02:17:49 AM »
. :he:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2015, 03:59:45 AM »
oh kithe a lol

Sajje mud k fer khabbe fer sajje fer khabbe fer utte fer thalle fer khabbe ja k odi dukan aaju.... :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2015, 04:54:31 AM »
Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai,
Magar yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai. :loll:

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ik hor :he:
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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2015, 06:12:40 AM »
Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai,
Magar yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai. :loll:

...
ik hor :he:
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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..


LOL kaim aa...


Aaj Kuchh Sharmaye Se Lagte Ho,
Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapaye Se Lagte Ho,
Chehra Aapka Khil Utha Hai,
Hafte Ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho…

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2015, 09:35:23 AM »
Kabhi toot kar bikhro to
Mujhe bula lena..
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Ek welding vala,meri pehchan ka hai.... :D: :D:

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Devdas ki tarah jaan mat do yaaro

Pyar ko laat maaro

Aur meri baat maano

Na Chandramukhi na Paaro

Roz 1 Kingfisher Maaro

aur chen se zindagi guzaro...
« Last Edit: January 21, 2015, 09:12:15 AM by ~Princess~ »

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2015, 06:33:40 AM »
Na seh hove
na keh hove
na chup reh hove
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- ke bapu ji tuada put fail ho gya... :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2015, 10:04:56 PM »
Chal chaliye masjid di uss nukray,
jithay jutiyan di lami qataar howe,

ek tu chuk le ek main chuk laan,
saadi Eid bari mazedar howe… :D:


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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2015, 04:55:36 AM »
Khayal Ko Kissi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai;
Nigah Ko Kissi Soorat Ki Talash Rehti Hai;
Tere Bin Koi Kami Toh Nahi Hai, Dost;
Bas Gali Waali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hai!

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2015, 05:01:39 AM »
Hum unn ki galli se gujre ajib aetfaak hai...

na jaane fool k saath gamla kyu saath hai :dnk: :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2015, 05:08:04 AM »
Ishq mein ye anjam paya hai,

hath pair tute, muh se khoon aya hai.

Hospital pahunche to nurso ne ye farmaya hai


"Bahaaro phool barsao kisi ka mehboob aya hai"  :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2015, 05:10:39 AM »
Baharo barish mein bhigo do hum ko..

Ik week ho gya nahaea nahi hoo :seeti: :D:


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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2015, 05:14:20 AM »
Gappi mahina ho gya ju nu bina nahaye... :D:

Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist,
My name is Khan and i am not a
terrorist.
Ek or,
Raat k 2 baje, baji ghar ki bell,
Maine Gate Khola, Chowkidar
bola ALL IZZ WELL.
Ek or plz
Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe
kabu,
Ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum
kya jano ramesh babu ?  :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2015, 05:17:49 AM »
chup kar k peotry sunn meri wich na bol :D:

Ajeeb mod pe le i hai zindgi ..

Haath mein darru hai par pine k liye glass nahi wah wah :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2015, 05:23:20 AM »
Lol.... :D:
Dil Jala Rha Hu Kismat Azma Rha
Hu
Dil Jla Rha Hu kismat azma Rha hu
Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike
Pe
Isliye Aj Riksha ChLa Rha hu :hehe:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2015, 05:24:51 AM »
Jabb mein dekhu tujeh dil bole :love:

halla bol :hug: hla bol :kiss: :D:

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Re: Funny Poetry
« Reply #39 on: January 23, 2015, 05:30:43 AM »
Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka grm hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya
COMING Soon :D:

 

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