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Benefits of crossing Indian Border
« on: March 09, 2011, 10:49:45 AM »
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

If You Are A Pakistani or a Bangladeshi And Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get

- A Ration Card,

- Passport (1 or more)

- Haj Subsidy,

- A Drivers License,

- Voter Identity Card,

- Job Reservation,

- Special Privileges,

- Credit Cards,

- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,

- Free Education,

- Free Health Care,

- A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of expert human right activists.

- The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home.

And Of course - Voting Rights!!


Hats off to the Politicians of India & pseudo secularists in society, who elect them. :blah:
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Re: Benefits of crossing Indian Border
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2011, 11:13:28 AM »
sahi keha 22..
we dont discriminate between human beings..
all are same
pawe koi kitho vi aawe
all are welcomed..
and in return we will also go all the places on the globe
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Re: Benefits of crossing Indian Border
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2011, 11:22:11 AM »
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Re: Benefits of crossing Indian Border
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2011, 11:34:26 AM »
Lol nice one man sadhe apne lokan nu khan te rehan nu mushkila ne te we r welcoming others
Mera bharat mahan
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Re: Benefits of crossing Indian Border
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2011, 12:02:56 PM »
hahahaha
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Re: Benefits of crossing Indian Border
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2011, 02:12:08 PM »
 
 
Is that true?  :happy:
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Re: Benefits of crossing Indian Border
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2011, 09:41:42 PM »
Quote from: Cheer For TEAM INDIA on March 09, 2011, 11:13:28 AM
sahi keha 22..
we dont discriminate between human beings..
all are same
pawe koi kitho vi aawe
all are welcomed..
and in return we will also go all the places on the globe

22 ji par india wangu oh appa nu sara kujh ta ni dain lagge
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Re: Benefits of crossing Indian Border
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2011, 09:42:18 PM »
Quote from: Nvikram on March 09, 2011, 11:22:11 AM
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Re: Benefits of crossing Indian Border
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2011, 09:45:25 PM »
Quote from: gagan....... on March 09, 2011, 11:34:26 AM
Lol nice one man sadhe apne lokan nu khan te rehan nu mushkila ne te we r welcoming others
Mera bharat mahan


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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2011, 09:57:19 PM »
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Is that true?  :happy:

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