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6461
« on: November 24, 2009, 12:37:07 AM »
dominos sucks
i like other italian restaurant pizzas or deep pan vegeterian Pizza frm Pizza hut
i agree
6462
« on: November 24, 2009, 12:34:49 AM »
tasty hunde ne tenu ki pta :huhh:
jama raddi hunde aa :huhh:
6463
« on: November 24, 2009, 12:33:30 AM »
tusi ohi ho nah jidi badi cute photo aundi aa :pagel:
6464
« on: November 24, 2009, 12:32:35 AM »
6465
« on: November 24, 2009, 12:18:11 AM »
6467
« on: November 23, 2009, 11:58:07 PM »
:superhappy: :superhappy:
6468
« on: November 23, 2009, 11:25:07 PM »
:hehe: :hehe:
6469
« on: November 23, 2009, 11:21:20 PM »
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the 'Butter Paneer Masala' dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly s hr unk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
6470
« on: November 23, 2009, 11:19:01 PM »
happy bday bheneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :balle: :balle:
6471
« on: November 23, 2009, 11:06:50 PM »
Friendzz,
If you are driving at night and were attacked with eggs on your car's
windshield , do not operate your wiper or spray any water. Eggs mixed
with water become milky and block your vision up to 92.5 %.
You are forced to stop at road side and become victim of robbery.
This is new technique used by robbers.
6472
« on: November 23, 2009, 11:04:56 PM »
:marro: :marro: :marro:
6473
« on: November 23, 2009, 11:01:32 PM »
wah wah chaddai aa rahul jiiiiii :hehe:
6474
« on: November 23, 2009, 10:59:58 PM »
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults." -Louis Nizer
very nice :he:
6475
« on: November 23, 2009, 10:58:45 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: i wasted 5 mins reading this story... ohni der ch assigment start karleni c... wastage of time... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 : : koi nah bhene 5 min h c :pagel:
6476
« on: November 23, 2009, 10:57:24 PM »
u got evry1's attention thas for sure :hehe: thodi der lai te mera dil v bhuot tez dhadkan lagg piya si X_X uff tusi kamaal karti story waali v but nice trick si. well done. :happy:
aho bhene mera v dil nikal ke mere hath ch a agea c :
6477
« on: November 23, 2009, 10:55:02 PM »
So who is 2, 5 or 9.. may be we can hook up some tim e :pagel:
9 :superhappy:
6478
« on: November 23, 2009, 10:53:51 PM »
If you don't like my driving - STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK :
6479
« on: November 23, 2009, 10:51:52 PM »
r u mad sonnen ena addiction v changa n hunda : aunty ji nu shakiyat laungi ma teri :pagel:
6480
« on: November 23, 2009, 10:48:14 PM »
a dog named craig :
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