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Fun Time / Very Strange and interesting story
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:41:22 AM »
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car.

As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you.

You're not a monk.

 


The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you.
You're not a monk.

The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284, 232 blades of grass and 231,281,219, 999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door.

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key?

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald...silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

...But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

 :loll:


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Fun Time / Re: Funny Bumper Stickers
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:27:36 AM »
up ala bhaiya :lost: down wala bhaiya..hai ta bhaiya hi
:angr: :angr: :angr: waheguru menu mar daooooooooooooooooooooooo

ve dafa honiyeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
uttar pardesh ch jehde bhaiye hunde aa
paan khan ale bhaiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
o bahiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :angr: :angr:

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Fun Time / Re: Literary Insults
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:26:26 AM »
tu ta tubelight hai :lol:
shut ju up  :huhh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Thief
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:25:40 AM »
yaar saade sardara te bare joke bande.. Khushwant singh is well known Sikh author...Even his jokes books are full of jokes about Sikhs...Now i know why they write so many jokes about Sikhs? They must have been introduced to a person like Sardarni aka miss bindi aka yanken bibi. usno joke ni samjh aaya
:angr: :angr: :angr: :angr: huuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
nahi hassa te nahi hassa aya  :huhh: :huhh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Thief
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:21:40 AM »
tubelight, it does make sense...only u shud know diff bet house and senate
hassa menu fer v n aya

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Fun Time / Re: Funny Bumper Stickers
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:20:02 AM »
bhaiya means bro...right?
ohooo
oo nahi mundiyea bhaiyea up ala bhaiyea
hun am ehnu kime samjhava  :angr: :angr:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Wal Mart Diagnosis
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:19:17 AM »
I mean its not a dirty subject. Only our mentality is dirty. scandinavia is most open society in world. i m happy, i was born here and not in india.
te fer ethe india ki karan aya..... ??? tusi baharle neva gonna understand.... malhotra ji jis cheej te parda hunda aa nah us cheej te je parda rave tan h changa hunda aa....

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Pics / Re: Who Needs Photoshop?
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:16:39 AM »
mein tan tuhade profile da make up di gall kiti c
ma v usi di gal kar rai aa :loll: :he:

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Fun Time / Re: Funny Bumper Stickers
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:13:47 AM »
apne bhaiyea bare edda de kayal  :angr: chhi chhi chhii
ju idoti dumb mote dimag  :marro:
bhaiyea means up da bhaiyea
nt mah bro

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Fun Time / Re: Literary Insults
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:12:47 AM »
i am king sarcasm  :happy: actually sarcasm was invented by me in ma last to last to last to last brith
:marro: :marro: hun ma aa gai aa
bacha la avdi kingdom :loll:

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Pics / Re: First Astronaut reaches moon
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:10:17 AM »
bas khoon karaba hor v kuch aanda
tu marna tan das

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Wal Mart Diagnosis
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:09:06 AM »
well talking about sex is still a taboo in india...typical indian mentality
wot do u mean  :angr:

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Pics / Re: Who Needs Photoshop?
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:08:11 AM »
photoshop chado tusi ik makeup box hor le leo..tuhade profile ne menu blind kar dena :lost:
shut ju up
dun say nythn aba ma makeup  :loll: :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: The Best Law Enforcement
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:07:21 AM »
hehehe kha li punjab police di mar tusi v :happy:
hehehheh nah punjabi movies ch vekhiyea aa  :pagel:

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Fun Time / Re: Funny Bumper Stickers
« on: November 24, 2009, 02:34:41 AM »
well this particular sticker is for u :happy:
jes  :loll: :loll:
ma tan bhaiyea de chitar launi aa je mere mure aun  :angr:

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Pics / Re: InDiAI ReAcHeS FiRsT On MoOn....
« on: November 24, 2009, 02:31:07 AM »
damn thas really creative lol :lol:

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News Khabran / Re: Road Robbery new Technique........beware
« on: November 24, 2009, 02:29:04 AM »
i have driven all most every car (sports as well as family sedans)
I booked a motor bike license on 13 december too I hope to pass! :rabb:
hahahha dun worry  ho jana
ma jad test diti c nah that ws grt fun
has has pagal ho gai c

we are suppose to make 8  :pagel:

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Pics / Re: First Astronaut reaches moon
« on: November 24, 2009, 02:04:31 AM »
 :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:

tu v le  :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:

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News Khabran / Re: Road Robbery new Technique........beware
« on: November 24, 2009, 01:51:56 AM »
shukar aa
i dun knw hw to drive car
um safe  :loll:

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Pics / Re: First Astronaut reaches moon
« on: November 24, 2009, 01:48:26 AM »
bas bas bibi ehna gussa mar jauga oh hahahahahah
tu v khane aa kiya  :pagel:

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