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Jokes Majaak / Re: Wal Mart Diagnosis
« on: November 24, 2009, 06:22:50 AM »
veere its not about that
I understand its important but in india ,these things are kept hidden . People feel embarrased to talk about that. YOu might have studied cultural differences. Thats a part of it. everbody knows everything but they aren't that open to express it.
hope it does make some sense to you ? thats what Yanken/Sardarni ji was trying to explain i hope
rite rahul ji

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Wal Mart Diagnosis
« on: November 24, 2009, 06:21:42 AM »
Freud said Men or Women always are obsessed with things those are kept secrets. Well a healthy discussion or knowledge of sex is not a big deal, if it imparts knowledge. I aint gonna change a society that still wanna live like primitives or cavemen.  :happy: live your life your own way. Let me tell you onething. In our country, a Sauna is a must in every household. And its taboo to enter Sauna with a piece of cloth on your body and usually parents and kids take sauna togather. Now imagine a Sister, a Brother, a Mother and a Father having sauna without wearing anything. And my father is pakka punjabi. And he does not allow me to have sauna with them.. Its a generation gap. But hez too happy to discuss his love for Shilpa Shetty. Yesterday he called me to tell dt he was feeling heart broken coz Shilpa Shetty got married. I know its his way of having fun and he has nothing to do with shilpa shetty. He is a loyal husband. I personally feel that one shud not hide anything even if its about sex.
te tu indian mentality bare kime bol sakda a... menu ajj tak ah n samjh aundi tusi hunde tan indian h ho..bahar ja ke apne ap nu pta ki banan lag jande aa... beshak asi india ch rehne aa bt um damn sure ki sadi soch tusi half punjabi half gore naloh vadh achi hundi aa.... asi v share krde aa sabh kush apne mom dad.. infact mah dad do d same thng.... es nal mentality di gal ayi aa.... es topic nu ure h khatam krde hoye ma ahi kehna chauni aa indians bare kush v bolan toh pehla 100 var soch leo.....

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Knowledge / Re: TAJ MAHAL or TEJO MAHALAYA?
« on: November 24, 2009, 06:05:36 AM »
Shah Jahan was romantic indeed , but did you read that part where it says , he cut all the labourers hands when they finished making Taj mahal.
Sounds Romantic or cruel?
is gal te i agree wid rahul

bt rahul ji fer ah v tan socho nah je ohne eh kisi toh lita h hove te oh majdura de hath kiyu katega.....

i thnk ah sabh kush fake aa

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Pics / Re: Who Needs Photoshop?
« on: November 24, 2009, 06:03:54 AM »
soft colors use kr lende.
tere vaste ni ma banaya... :angr: :angr:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Wal Mart Diagnosis
« on: November 24, 2009, 06:03:12 AM »
rubbish :lost: not a logical statement.
tusi baharliyea nu eh kdi samjh aa v n skda...

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Thief
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:59:49 AM »
3 din baat auga hassa jado samjh lagugi :lost:
nahi aoga menu pta aa  :huhh:

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Fun Time / Re: Literary Insults
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:58:34 AM »
shut up hi haiga. buzurga samne mein chup hi rehnda
ma koi bujurag n aa
tu aa bujurg baba jeha huuh :huhh:

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Fun Time / Re: Funny Bumper Stickers
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:57:02 AM »
menu ki pta hun up de taa kai matlab bande pher
ma marja  :marro:

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Pics / Re: Computer Addict
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:55:01 AM »
achha aunti g :happy:
baba ji fer bhajiyeo nah tusi

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Fun Time / Re: Marriage Process
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:53:24 AM »
bhene ma sara sach samne leouna tu vekhi jai  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Knowledge / Re: TAJ MAHAL or TEJO MAHALAYA?
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:49:32 AM »
i agree wid mitro
coze hun jo v discover ho rea aa oh jada dimag laya ja rea aa,...which i dun thnk does make sense.

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Knowledge / Re: TAJ MAHAL or TEJO MAHALAYA?
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:45:48 AM »
hmmmm kis nu sach maniyea jaye??
jo shah jahan ne keha ja fer jo discover ho ke aya oh?

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Cars / Re: BENZ BUILT IN WHITE GOLD
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:32:16 AM »
Stupid arabs :angr:
bhene gussa nah ho
ik sratch tu v mar la  :pagel:

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Gup Shup / Re: Psycho-Test. ......
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:31:07 AM »
lol. Main eh socheya si.. that the guy might liked her sister
and thats why she killed her  :laugh:
same same sisooooooooo



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Cars / Re: BENZ BUILT IN WHITE GOLD
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:22:06 AM »
arabs they got a lot of money
if i scratch that car ill be rich enough to buy myself a supra :P
fer do scratch mar deo
do le leo car ik mere vaste v  :loll:

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Cars / Re: BENZ BUILT IN WHITE GOLD
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:21:24 AM »
heheheheh  :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Psycho-Test. ......
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:55:47 AM »
A woman , while at the funeral (Death ceremony) of her own mother, meets a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was simply ' amazing' , very much of her dream guy, she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her FIRST sister.
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

(Give this some thought before you answer).


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Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral (Death ceremony) again.

If you answered this correctly , you think like a psychopath .. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.
 

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Fun Time / Love and marriage explained beautifully..............
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:50:41 AM »
A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.

But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back o pick."


The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.

Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.


Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.

So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.


The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person...."

*"What is marriage then?" the student asked.


The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.


The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage."

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Fun Time / mast and funny story
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:47:14 AM »
A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a sardaar were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were having lunch and Gujjuopened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more
time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If I
get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."

The sardaar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha
one more time, I'm jumping too."


The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his
death.

The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.

The sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as
well.


At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I
didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."


Everyone turned and stared at the sardaar's wife.





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The sardaar's wife said,

"Don't look at me.

He makes his own lunch."

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Fun Time / Marriage Process
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:44:38 AM »
Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

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