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5361
« on: December 07, 2009, 12:20:03 AM »
wot is this :lost:
5362
« on: December 07, 2009, 12:16:01 AM »
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England" The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: losers
5363
« on: December 07, 2009, 12:14:39 AM »
One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electricity went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time..."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: real blonde
5364
« on: December 07, 2009, 12:09:18 AM »
is this a joke :lost:
5365
« on: December 07, 2009, 12:04:35 AM »
ki fark ni penda mera sar ka ke bhukhi rehna tu, hai hi ni kuch mere sar vich :laugh:
hhehehheheh aa chak tu v man lea nah tera v daba khali h aa :hehe: :hehe:
5366
« on: December 07, 2009, 12:02:12 AM »
chalo je apna time ho gaya ghuman da.....byeeee....c u laters
jao ji jao
5367
« on: December 07, 2009, 12:00:04 AM »
te jado kuri thak ke chup kar jandi, banda kehnda tusi ki bol rahe c ..suniya ni,,,mera dyan kite hor c
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: te mere vargi hove kahe ve dafa honiyea ma fer uui boli jandi c ah chak :marro: :marro: :marro: :hehe: :hehe:
5368
« on: December 06, 2009, 11:58:32 PM »
copy cat :lost:
revengefully strange
hehehheheh :he: :he: profoundly strange
5369
« on: December 06, 2009, 11:56:42 PM »
lol jeeb kadhdi ta lagda koi sapani dang maran di tayari kar rahi :laugh:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ja oye
5370
« on: December 06, 2009, 11:56:05 PM »
te bande da hai chup kar ke sune
hehehhe hanji tahi tan gaddi ageh vadh di aa je dove boli jan te drive kon karuga :hehe: :hehe:
5371
« on: December 06, 2009, 11:54:53 PM »
gud bchi ta tu haigi eh mere to stamp paper te likha la :happy:
nah nah rehn de PJ te record ban gea bohat aa :he: :he: :hehe:
5372
« on: December 06, 2009, 11:52:46 PM »
oda v rab nu shanti pasand haigi :happy: tu taan sar kha lena rabb da ma hi tenu jhali janda :laugh:
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ah gal aa huuhhhhhhhh :huhh: :huhh: nah jhail fer :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:
5373
« on: December 06, 2009, 11:50:46 PM »
bolna har kuri da janam da haq haiga
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: hanji hanji :he: :he:
5374
« on: December 06, 2009, 11:50:12 PM »
lady dracula tak hi teek tu bas
:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: huuhhhh aven theek aa
5375
« on: December 06, 2009, 11:49:26 PM »
currently strange
presently strange :lol:
5376
« on: December 06, 2009, 11:47:51 PM »
:laugh: mera ta gusa bekar pher, tu bachpan to gadasa chalandi aai pher
te hor ki :hehe: :hehe: par hun n ma mardi hun ma gud bachi ban gai aa nah hun ma serf boldi aa :hehe: :hehe:
5377
« on: December 06, 2009, 11:46:46 PM »
le hun gala vich menu suna dita ki me madhuri dixit lagdi :laugh: :laugh:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: oh nah nah eh tan booooooooooooooohat jada ho gea ma tan ma h lagdi aa :hehe:
5378
« on: December 06, 2009, 11:45:57 PM »
dashingly strange :happy:
fashionably strange :blink:
5379
« on: December 06, 2009, 11:44:41 PM »
rab majak vich apne kaul b bula lenda :happy:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: menu v lag gea c pta jada ho gea majak :hehe:
5380
« on: December 06, 2009, 11:42:45 PM »
bread de slice jinna tera weight, ghar de fan ni chalanda jado tu room vich hove, kite kuri ur na jave te tu fight karni, majak kardi va :laugh:
oye :angr: :angr: tenu jada pta aa push la meri sis toh kina kutdi aa ma ohnu :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
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