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4621
« on: December 20, 2009, 11:34:39 PM »
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.
The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, eat you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, he says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and shoots himself.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over - the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible.
The chief is appalled, and asks, "WHAT are you doing?!"
The New Yorker says, "So much for your canoe, jerk!!!"
:lost: :lost:
4622
« on: December 20, 2009, 11:26:30 PM »
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4623
« on: December 20, 2009, 11:18:07 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dove apas ch lage aa :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
marjooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
4624
« on: December 20, 2009, 11:11:25 PM »
chalako masard :lol:
4625
« on: December 20, 2009, 11:06:25 PM »
bibi ma ta ik gal janda. sab ohi karave apo aap.
acha ji :he:
4626
« on: December 20, 2009, 11:05:40 PM »
apni dosti hai rabb naal jida ma kehna oda hi karna us ne :happy:
aho tu jime pardhan laga haina :huhh: huuh
4627
« on: December 20, 2009, 11:04:54 PM »
aaho raat nu dardi aandi :happy:
lai menu kis gal da dar bhala
4628
« on: December 20, 2009, 11:00:15 PM »
:laugh: menu uncle kehn li baki de uncle pehchan to b na kar ditti
:he: :he: :he:
4629
« on: December 20, 2009, 10:59:15 PM »
es kr ke ganda ki oho bakri da milk penda c :lost:
:laugh: :laugh: tenu kine keha :laugh: :laugh:
4630
« on: December 20, 2009, 10:56:38 PM »
very nice eh tan ma v vekhi aa chote hunde hoye
4631
« on: December 20, 2009, 10:55:03 PM »
rehn de bibi desi kuria dekhi mein delhi vich goria naalo b 2 hath agay haigia. menu ta ik kuri ne akh mari naal whistle. das munde bigran na ta ki karan
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lol ajj tak menu tan munde akh n mari tenu kudi ne mar diti..vekhiyea bibi da rohab ankh rakhiyea kar... :laugh: :laugh: je hun koi chedi menu dasi ma patungi ohda jhunda :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4632
« on: December 20, 2009, 10:52:53 PM »
rabb kiya kiya art deinda loka nu
menu kush n dita :sad: :sad:
4633
« on: December 20, 2009, 10:50:18 PM »
chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4634
« on: December 20, 2009, 10:48:56 PM »
karlo gheo nu bhanda :laugh: :laugh:
4635
« on: December 20, 2009, 10:48:08 PM »
mum nu karda call. kehnda meri pic bhej koi changi c. kuri ne dekhni ha
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: WAITIN 8-> 8-> :laugh: :laugh: :hehe: :hehe:
4636
« on: December 20, 2009, 10:45:55 PM »
Anyone want to make a judgement how do I cook Friendship :happy: :happy: :pagel:
ma dasdi aa FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT+FLIRT= fREINDSHIP LOLZZZZZZZZZZZ HAINA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
4637
« on: December 19, 2009, 06:49:05 AM »
ah ki crap aa
4638
« on: December 19, 2009, 06:30:28 AM »
reason b ta haiga tharki hon da. :laugh: :laugh:
aho aho bohat sohna reason aa :hehe: :hehe:
4639
« on: December 19, 2009, 06:29:50 AM »
ma ta lappy khol ke sona :happy: PJ te logg in kar ke. ki pata kado tu aa jave :laugh: :laugh: pher ta samjh tutia hi tutia
hahahahahah lolzzzzzzzzzz :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: tu lagda bhava ke h rehna avda lappy rat nu n ma ol aundi..bohat ghat aouni aa jad net chalaya hove..otherwise n am aundi rat nu din ch tan poori duty deini aa PJ di :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :lol: :lol: :lol:
4640
« on: December 19, 2009, 06:27:14 AM »
tu sab to pela aana. :laugh:
kdi n aoungi :mean:
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