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Messages - Jatt Yamla

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News Khabran / Re: Earthquake hits New Zealand-22/02/2011
« on: February 22, 2011, 12:01:57 AM »
i know couple more from nz on pj..i hope they allright

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Angry Husband...
« on: February 20, 2011, 09:43:51 PM »
Father ne manual ni parheya lagda. It says "Product never matches description."
haha lol

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Shayari / Re: 4 All Pj Members Plz Everyone Read.....
« on: February 20, 2011, 09:40:52 PM »
BAI have u ever though about writing a song and sendin it to some singerrr

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Jokes Majaak / Re: tuhadi bhabi khadi a
« on: February 20, 2011, 03:29:07 AM »
lol good one....

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Jokes Majaak / Grandma in Court
« on: February 18, 2011, 05:44:11 PM »
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr.. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."

The defence attorney almost died. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:

"If either of you rascal asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

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Knowledge / Re: Dubai amazing building
« on: February 13, 2011, 11:59:59 PM »
 
andar bandeya nu chakkar ni aunde? :loll:

that's what i'm wondering...je aunde hoye...phave eh world di last building standing hove....mai fer v nai jana ehde andar...lol i get dizzy real quick

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Sports Khelan / Re: Basketball freaks
« on: February 13, 2011, 10:54:19 PM »

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News Khabran / Re: Mubarak May Billionare
« on: February 13, 2011, 06:57:21 PM »
You don't even hear about him and he's worth that much? Gotta be a joke!
he might be stealin money likee indian government officials
noo wonder they wanted him out of the office..

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PJ Games / Re: Valentine day Competition
« on: February 13, 2011, 06:49:40 PM »
maroo pare poori album download kar lai mai hun kehaa labh geyaa

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Sports Khelan / Re: Football talk
« on: February 13, 2011, 04:58:29 AM »
i thought this was for American football..not soccer

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Sports Khelan / Re: Basketball freaks
« on: February 13, 2011, 04:50:00 AM »
dallas won todayyy!!!!!

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Sports Khelan / Re: Basketball freaks
« on: February 12, 2011, 07:26:01 PM »
HOW ABOUT MY DALLAS MAVS AND SAN ANTONIO SPURS...

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News Khabran / Mubarak May Billionare
« on: February 12, 2011, 04:26:20 AM »
The British Guardian newspaper cites Middle Eastern sources placing the wealth of Mubarak and his family at somewhere between $40 billion and $70 billion. That's a pretty good pension for government work. The world's richest man--Mexican business magnate Carlos Slim--is worth about $54 billion, by comparison. Bill Gates is close behind, with a net worth of about $53 billion.

Source: Unknown

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Cars / Re: Challenger Paint Job
« on: February 12, 2011, 04:19:06 AM »
shytt nikka u got challenger??? u from austin righttt..

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Gup Shup / Re: V day V day V day :)
« on: February 10, 2011, 10:56:47 PM »
 
I would say single, I expect too much and end up with disappointment. I know, perhaps a flaw in me, but appan eddan hi theek aa :happy:

hmmmmmmm?????  :angry: :angry: :angry:

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Funny Videos / Re: Living in a Brown Family 2
« on: February 10, 2011, 09:53:27 PM »
i luv the one from JUS reign...he is hillarious

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Request / Re: Request Video Of The Day
« on: February 10, 2011, 08:03:37 PM »
I want this song put Feb 20 nu kise de special laye plzzz
  :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:

Chan Chaniyan - Balkar Sidhu

yes we can...but this is not a videooo

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Knowledge / Re: ***Immigration Question***
« on: February 09, 2011, 11:56:53 PM »
i don't think she can come with her parents...ur cusin would have to apply for her separetly..

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Gup Shup / Re: Time Nu Wapis Karo
« on: February 09, 2011, 09:59:17 PM »
the moment i said "YES" to do engagement :woried:

itz one of the biggest mistake i ever made in ma lyf
shut up dude...i think u r good...Don't regret it..

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Gup Shup / Re: Time Nu Wapis Karo
« on: February 09, 2011, 09:40:12 PM »
the time i deleted some important messages on pj..

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