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« on: August 21, 2010, 02:27:28 PM »
A Russian's ass (donkey) went missing. Russian was praying and thanking God.
A Sardar saw him and asked, "Your ass is missing; Why are thanking God?"
Russian: I am thanking Him because I wasn't riding the ass at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 02:24:46 PM »
Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?
Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !
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« on: August 21, 2010, 02:15:50 PM »
y4nky: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender gives him a drink.
y4nky again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender again gives him a drink
y4nky again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.
Bartender: When on earth the fight will start?
y4nky: When you will ask for money.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 02:11:10 PM »
Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.
Funny Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married
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« on: August 21, 2010, 02:08:40 PM »
jhanda amli: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
grenade singh: Good job.
y4nky baba: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
grenade singh: Uhhhhh...
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« on: August 21, 2010, 02:04:25 PM »
jassii to gharry : Je main hostel di divar te chad java ta meinu engineering college dian girls dikh jan gian.
gharry: Aaho, par je tu gir gaya te naal hi medical college dian girls vi dikh jan gian.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:50:44 PM »
Bapu to $$$**SANDHU**$$$: Putt, tu kal raat daru pee ke idhar udar dig riha si.
$$$**SANDHU**$$$: Bapu, eh sab galat sangat di vajah naal hoya. Assi 4 dost, ik botal, te oh tino kambakhat peende hi nahi.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:47:59 PM »
JASSII: Doctor Saab, me Chashma laga k pad to sakanga?
Doctor: Haan, bilkul.
JASSII: Fir theek hai doctor sab, varna anpad admi ki zindagi bhi koi zindgi hai.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:43:50 PM »
pappu: Papa, je meri mami nu bhootni chambad gayi ta tusi ki karoge?
Papa: Mein ki karna a beta, eh bhena da aapsi mamla a
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:40:19 PM »
Ik sharabi daru pee ke mar gaya. Par ohdi daru prati shardha vekho, oh marda marda vi keh gaya: Sharab te theek si, sala liver hi kamjor si.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:31:10 PM »
Bhikhari: Saab, coffee peen vaste 20 Rs de do.
Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.
Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.
Saab: Wah! bhikahri ho ke girlfriend vi bana lai a.
Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana dita a.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:28:42 PM »
Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.
Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.
Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.
Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?
Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:22:03 PM »
Santa: I am going ka matlab batao.Banta: Main ja raha hoon.
Santa: Main nahi jane dunga, pehle matlab bata.....
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:12:52 PM »
asi te aapne gaddey nu ferrari kahida hahahaha
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:11:50 PM »
hahahahaha tu v bass tenu lagda punjabi sikhauni peni lol ohda menu te darr lagda c es topic wich RAVI likheya main kitey eh v bann na kar dain hahahahahah
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:09:30 PM »
search SANDHU 1st lol :thaa:
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« on: August 21, 2010, 01:05:56 PM »
sahi gal a lol
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« on: August 21, 2010, 12:53:43 PM »
sandhu reply --- acha maine socha bus station hai :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: August 21, 2010, 12:46:32 PM »
menu lagda je kade kise nu saala kehdo te aggo banda aukha hoje, eh gal othe vi chaljani aukhe saukhe.
hahahahaha aho
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« on: August 21, 2010, 11:55:08 AM »
 sareya nu jihna ne menu vote payi te jihna ne payi ohna nu v bcoz eh sarey mere frnd hi a jihna nu tuc vote payi a so ohna walo v ........... te jihna ne menu vote nai payi ohna layi main kehna chahunga k main sweet hon di koshish karunga bt main aapne aap nu ehni jaldi chg nai kar sakda kihney saala to ehda da hi a so houli houli fark pe sakda ho sakda na v pawe so tuhada 1 wari fer
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