Dangerous Sahmpoo.....aware this all products plz.....!
Sodium Laureth Sulfate

SLS
CLEAR , FRUCTIS ,
Vo5, Palmolive, Paul Mitchell, L'Oreal, Body Shop


All these Shampoos use a chemical called SLS which is actually a floor cleaner. They are used so as to produce more foam.

Imagine what a floor cleaner can do to you hair and scalp. It will damage the very roots of your scalp.
Check out for SLS in toothpaste too!!!
Use the ones which are free from this extremely harmful chemical.

Q: What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don't Mind Thier Own Business...???

Zara si pj mein de jagah tu
Zara sa add kar dost bana
Zara sa comment mein saja tu
Zara sa buddies mein basa

Mein karo comment tujhko Meri jaan bepanah
Fida hoon tujhpe Meray comment bepanah

Wooooo hhhhooo ooohhhh hooo…

Mein tere mein tere
comment mein rakh du yeh apna jahan
Mera comment ki deewangi

Ohhhhoo..

Hai nahi hai nahi
Aashiq koi mujhsa tera
Tu mere liye meri dosti

Keh bhi de keh bhi de
Dil mein tere jo hai chupa
Kwahish jo hai teri

Rakh nahi rakh nahi
Parda koi mujhse aye jaan
Kar le tu mera yakeen

Mein chahun comment tujhko
Meri jaan bepanah
Fida karu comment tujhpe
Meri jaan bepanah





j wadia lgyaa taa ds  deyo...



agar ni lgyaa taa v ds deyo :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Funny full forms of Big Companies

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT


2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output


3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses


4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions


5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems


6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping


7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds


8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines


9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly


10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors


11.. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings


12.. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible


13.. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort


14.. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers


15.. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go


17.. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.


18.. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India


19.. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.


20.. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana


21..PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments

Universal law:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "



first law:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "



second law:


" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "



third law:


" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping him.............

एक जंतु का नाम है "GirlFriend" . . . . . .

ये अक्सर "Boyfriend" के साथ पाई जाती है !

इनका पोस्टिक आहार "Boyfriend" का भेजा होता है !

इनको अक्सर नाराज होने का नाटक करते हुए देखा जा सकता है ! पर अगर पैसे खर्च किये जाये तो फिर नाटक ख़त्म हो जाता है...

इस प्राणी का सबसे खतरनाक हथियार रोना और इमोशनली ब्लैक मेल करना होता है !

गर्ल फ्रेंड से ब्रेक अप पर टेंशन नाम की बीमारी हो जाती है, जिसका कोई इलाज नहीं.. ये ही एक ऐसा प्राणी है जिसपे कोई विस्वास नहीं करता है...

गर्ल फ्रेंड के लिए बॉय फ्रेंड कुछ भी कर सकता है, यहाँ तक की हस्ते हस्ते कुत्ता भी बनता है... इस प्राणी में बहुत सारे अवगुण फिर भी ये प्राणी इतनी आसानी से नहीं मिलता है, ये प्राणी भाव बहुत खाता है, पर इस प्राणी के पास होता कुछ भी नहीं है जो वास्तविक हो जिसपे भाव खाया जा सके

Dil Ka Connection Miladein
Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka
Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein
>
Homework Pura Hota Nahi
Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi
Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka
Homework Koi Hota Nahi.
>
Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Cheez
Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys
Waisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is Kay
Par Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.
>
Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon Ga
Try Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon Ga
>Mein God Promise Karta Hun
Net Aap Ke Saunay Ke Baad Lagaun Ga.
>
Saheli Nahi MeriHaan Dost Hi Hotay Hain
Who Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay Hain
Raat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing Kartay
Subha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.
>
Ladkian Bhi Kamaal Hoti Hain
Ghar Pe Apni Misaal Hoti Hain
>Saara Kaam Khatam Karkay
Das Bajay Saday Naal Hoti Hain.
>
Ab To Mujhe Internet Lagadein
Meri Bhi Mauj Karadein
Mein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber Bahoo
Daddy Internet Laga Dein...

Very nice story don't Miss to Read it.

An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in  New York and says,
'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and
I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery
is enough!'
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in  Hong Kong and tell her!'
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'

She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't
do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.  'Okay', he says,

'It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own  airfare!!'

 

MORAL:
No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.
The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.

 



OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE.

 

 

 

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion.
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Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.
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Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

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Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

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Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.

The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

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Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !
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Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.

Keep murmuring something in its ears.

The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
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Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest.

Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.

First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.

But 2nd lioness loves both lions.

Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.

You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!
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Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
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Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. The Lion will drop dead just watching!
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Menaka Gandhi method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
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George bush method:

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

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Ravi Shastri method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u.

U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Lion tired and surrenders

He's Gone
The one I love
The one I admire
Who puts my hopes to fire
My hero, the one who sets my heart in desire
He guided me
He pushed me to achieve
But after all this he leaves
The one I cherish the one who set my goals
Then he goes
He's gone
Why did this have to happen
Why did he have to hit the road
with out him I’m a sunken boat
I have his memories, His childhood, a part of his life...
Now he has a wife.
He's gone.