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5601
« on: September 05, 2009, 01:23:19 AM »
o ................ :lol: :lol:
thik hai eve v taa........
5602
« on: September 05, 2009, 01:21:35 AM »
eh ta ungliya chli jaandiya ne....eh ni ruk sakdiya ji.......................
challo.............
5603
« on: September 05, 2009, 01:18:20 AM »
fer ki hoya jeet gyia j taa......
eh koyi navi gll ni hegi...
jeet haar ta hundi rehndi hai........... :lol: :lol:
5604
« on: September 05, 2009, 01:13:58 AM »
jaanu.....................
5605
« on: September 05, 2009, 01:12:45 AM »
Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D
Baniya 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay:)
Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ..
Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga
Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
DON'T MIND !!!!!!
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5606
« on: September 05, 2009, 01:06:41 AM »
basanti...................
5607
« on: September 05, 2009, 01:02:48 AM »
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5608
« on: September 05, 2009, 12:56:29 AM »
just check the unblievable story......................
5609
« on: September 05, 2009, 12:28:48 AM »
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
5610
« on: September 05, 2009, 12:23:56 AM »
chiz.............
5611
« on: September 05, 2009, 12:19:54 AM »
Before & After
Marriage
Before Marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so
hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even
think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and
over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even
asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She:
Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of
person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She:
Darling!
After
marriage...
Simply read from bottom to top.
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5612
« on: September 05, 2009, 12:07:49 AM »
baambb..............
5613
« on: September 05, 2009, 12:04:59 AM »
patola............ :lol:
5614
« on: September 04, 2009, 11:45:53 PM »
tottaa..........
5615
« on: September 04, 2009, 11:37:20 PM »
jhakaass..........
5616
« on: September 04, 2009, 11:29:32 PM »
bed.............
5617
« on: September 04, 2009, 11:28:17 PM »
its true............chahe tu vishvaas kr ja na kr
5618
« on: September 04, 2009, 11:26:24 PM »
nahi jeete tusi.................
5619
« on: September 04, 2009, 11:08:19 PM »
ac
5620
« on: September 04, 2009, 11:06:51 PM »
haahahahaha
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