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5481
« on: September 10, 2009, 11:19:12 AM »
Universal law:
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
first law:
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "
second law:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "
third law:
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping him.............
5482
« on: September 10, 2009, 11:14:19 AM »
Jo....
Ho.... Gaya.....
Wo.... Ho.... Gaya.....
Jo.....
Hona.... Hoga....
Wo.... Hoga....
Aur .....Jo
Nahi... Hona... Hai
Wo.... Nahi.... Hoga....
Kyun....kay... Jo...
Hona.... Hai...
Wo... To...
Hoga... Hi.... Hoga....
Ab... Dekhna.... Hai....
Kay.... Kya....
Hoga.....?...
Aur....
Kya....Nahi....
Hoga....
Hone.... Ko.... To...
Kuch..... Bhi.....
Hoga....
Yahi.... Sochna.... Hai....
Kay... Kiya...
Hoga......?
Aur..... Kya... Hoga....
Agar...
Kuch..... Hoga.... To.....
Theek... Hoga....
Aur....
Nahi.... Hoga....
To.... Bhi...
Theek.... Hoga....
Theek... Hoga... To....
Kis...
taarhan.. Say....
Hoga....
Aur....
agar...
Theek....Nahi... Hoga...
To.... Kuch..
Kaisay... Theek.... Hoga.....?...
Ab.... Aap.... Batao.... Kay...
Aage...
Kiya... Hoga?..
kisi..
aur..
ko..
tum,..bhi..bhejo,..
acchha....time pass ya time waste hoga..........
5483
« on: September 10, 2009, 11:11:25 AM »
एक जंतु का नाम है "GirlFriend" . . . . . .
ये अक्सर "Boyfriend" के साथ पाई जाती है !
इनका पोस्टिक आहार "Boyfriend" का भेजा होता है !
इनको अक्सर नाराज होने का नाटक करते हुए देखा जा सकता है ! पर अगर पैसे खर्च किये जाये तो फिर नाटक ख़त्म हो जाता है...
इस प्राणी का सबसे खतरनाक हथियार रोना और इमोशनली ब्लैक मेल करना होता है !
गर्ल फ्रेंड से ब्रेक अप पर टेंशन नाम की बीमारी हो जाती है, जिसका कोई इलाज नहीं.. ये ही एक ऐसा प्राणी है जिसपे कोई विस्वास नहीं करता है...
गर्ल फ्रेंड के लिए बॉय फ्रेंड कुछ भी कर सकता है, यहाँ तक की हस्ते हस्ते कुत्ता भी बनता है... इस प्राणी में बहुत सारे अवगुण फिर भी ये प्राणी इतनी आसानी से नहीं मिलता है, ये प्राणी भाव बहुत खाता है, पर इस प्राणी के पास होता कुछ भी नहीं है जो वास्तविक हो जिसपे भाव खाया जा सके
5484
« on: September 10, 2009, 06:40:37 AM »
w8.....
5485
« on: September 10, 2009, 06:34:00 AM »
achaa,.....
tu aap nu ta vekh la photo ch....kithe baithi hai...ds de.........
5486
« on: September 09, 2009, 09:37:46 PM »
w8
5487
« on: September 09, 2009, 09:36:04 PM »
cricket.............i love this...........
bolna ya chup rehna....
5488
« on: September 09, 2009, 09:34:32 PM »
daaraa.............
5489
« on: September 09, 2009, 09:33:06 PM »
amli da ptaa ni ...pr mai study krda haa......
tera real naam ki hai............ :plz:
5490
« on: September 09, 2009, 09:31:18 PM »
omg...
aajj baarish bahut tez ho rahi hai ehthe................
5491
« on: September 09, 2009, 07:58:12 AM »
:cry: jor di vjeya.......
mai kudiya nu maarda ni pyaar krda haa....hun mai tenu pyaar vkhaana..............
thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
5492
« on: September 09, 2009, 07:23:08 AM »
totta.......
5493
« on: September 09, 2009, 07:22:13 AM »
group photo ---- IRAN girls high school
5494
« on: September 09, 2009, 06:58:21 AM »
jatti is sexyyyyyyy
5495
« on: September 09, 2009, 06:54:22 AM »
kamliii......
5496
« on: September 09, 2009, 06:52:33 AM »
thaaaaaaaaaaaaa thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mai mundiya nu zor naal maarda haa
5497
« on: September 09, 2009, 03:22:52 AM »
ptaaka.........totta.....
5498
« on: September 09, 2009, 03:21:10 AM »
goru
5499
« on: September 09, 2009, 03:19:39 AM »
blue jeans n shirt....
5500
« on: September 09, 2009, 03:16:23 AM »
death in dreamz........... :sad: :sad:
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