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5421
« on: September 12, 2009, 10:21:28 PM »
PROFILE
NAME : ROWAN SEBASTIAN ATKINSON a.ka Mr.Bean / Row.
BIRTH DATE / PLACE: JANUARY,09 1955 In Newcastle-upon- Tyne , UK .
WIFE : SUNETRA SASTRY
SON : BENJAMIN ATKINSON
DAUGHTER: LILY ATKINSON
5422
« on: September 12, 2009, 10:16:26 PM »
asi pehlaa hi fatte chkk ditte ,,,bs tere jogge chd diite nee....ckk k waaaps aa jaayi...... :laugh: :laugh: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
5423
« on: September 12, 2009, 10:07:26 PM »
arrange..................
5424
« on: September 12, 2009, 10:06:06 PM »
no mind ....
no bussiness....
5425
« on: September 12, 2009, 10:01:20 PM »
burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....chkkk te fatteeeeeeeeeeee
5426
« on: September 12, 2009, 09:59:49 PM »
hune naal
5427
« on: September 12, 2009, 09:56:56 PM »
wa gagan jaldi aa gyaa hai
5428
« on: September 12, 2009, 09:53:32 PM »
ssa 22... hun ta fatte chkk dene
5429
« on: September 12, 2009, 09:49:54 PM »
ssa jatti madam............................................
5430
« on: September 12, 2009, 01:35:00 PM »
tu aa rakh..........
5431
« on: September 12, 2009, 01:20:19 PM »
cutie............
pagal ya bewkoof
5432
« on: September 12, 2009, 01:17:34 PM »
Q: What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don't Mind Thier Own Business...???
5433
« on: September 12, 2009, 12:58:20 PM »
le tu aa rakh
5434
« on: September 12, 2009, 12:40:10 PM »
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple
5435
« on: September 12, 2009, 12:31:50 PM »
Zara si pj mein de jagah tu
Zara sa add kar dost bana
Zara sa comment mein saja tu
Zara sa buddies mein basa
Mein karo comment tujhko Meri jaan bepanah
Fida hoon tujhpe Meray comment bepanah
Wooooo hhhhooo ooohhhh hooo…
Mein tere mein tere
comment mein rakh du yeh apna jahan
Mera comment ki deewangi
Ohhhhoo..
Hai nahi hai nahi
Aashiq koi mujhsa tera
Tu mere liye meri dosti
Keh bhi de keh bhi de
Dil mein tere jo hai chupa
Kwahish jo hai teri
Rakh nahi rakh nahi
Parda koi mujhse aye jaan
Kar le tu mera yakeen
Mein chahun comment tujhko
Meri jaan bepanah
Fida karu comment tujhpe
Meri jaan bepanah
j wadia lgyaa taa ds deyo...
agar ni lgyaa taa v ds deyo :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
5436
« on: September 12, 2009, 12:26:45 PM »
Ramm ka letter sita ke liye punjabi me......
Pyari Sitta,
Main itthe raji khushi se han and hope ke tu v theek thaak hovengi,
Laxman tannu bahut yaad karda si.
Main is Bandar de hath tannu chitthi bhej reha haan,
Tu bilkul tension na layi main bahut jaldi tenu ravan kolo chura
lavanga.
Main AIRTEL da postpaid le liya hai, RAVAN nu main mobile te bhot
GAALIYAAN kadiya te SAALE ne phone katt ditta,
Chal koi ni maine aana ta hai hi. Taan KUTUNGA saale KANJAR nu.
Main tere vaste bhi ek AIRTEL da prepaid bhej reya aa ode ch 1500 SMS free
wali scheme ha, Tu roz mennu SMS kari.
Chinta na kari, jab bhi gal karan nu ji kare, ek miss call mar diyo.
Main ithho tere naal gal kar levanga.
raat 11 se subhe 8 bajen de tak mainu 10 paisa call lavanga scheme tai chalande.
Tu Mere bill di chinta na kariyo, Sugreev nu payment da jimma de ditta
hai.
5437
« on: September 12, 2009, 12:20:52 PM »
wah 22 wah....ssaa ji ssajii.....koyi ni fun shun ta krn vaaste hi hunda hai....... te aapa kra ge v.....
5438
« on: September 12, 2009, 12:08:44 PM »
Funny full forms of Big Companies
1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11.. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12.. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13.. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14.. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15.. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17.. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18.. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19.. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20.. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana
21..PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments
5439
« on: September 12, 2009, 11:11:53 AM »
ना back की परवाह , ना subjects सारे clear हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं
ना job की tension ,ना future का कोई fear हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं
हाथ में किताबों की जगह , table पर beer हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं
c++,java नहीं chating अपना career हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं
late nite studies नहीं ,late night premier हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं
यहाँ कोई einstein नहीं,यहाँ पर सब shakespeer हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं
हम रहे भले चंगे ,चाहे देश की हालत severe हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं
माँ ने सोचा था ,मेरा बेटा engineer बनेगा
ले माँ तेरा बेटा आज engineer हैं
proud to b an engineer
5440
« on: September 12, 2009, 08:42:40 AM »
gllaa krdee.........
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