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3761
« on: February 24, 2010, 03:53:58 AM »
:happy: :hug: :blink:
3762
« on: February 24, 2010, 03:28:58 AM »
5 pics. r left.............
which r frm 1996 to 2006...................... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
3763
« on: February 24, 2010, 01:48:39 AM »
:woried: :woried: :woried:
3764
« on: February 23, 2010, 05:26:02 AM »
haha
well well well
dogi nu sonnen passand aa gyaa aa,.... :hehe:
3765
« on: February 23, 2010, 05:21:20 AM »
chkk de fatte dogi ,,, sonnen bach k jaane naa paaye......... :laugh: :happy:
3766
« on: February 22, 2010, 01:36:48 PM »
:blah:
3767
« on: February 22, 2010, 01:33:30 PM »
police force in different countryyy in different ways...........
the country names r shown below the pic. :lol: :happy: :happy:
indians r the best.............. help ever hurt never.............. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:
3768
« on: February 22, 2010, 01:02:24 PM »
kise ne puraa match dekhyaa kl aalaaa???
onde ch ikk special chiz hoyi c... kise nu dhyaan hai taa dsso... yo yo 8->
3769
« on: February 22, 2010, 12:59:56 PM »
ssa jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo :hehe: :laugh:
3770
« on: February 22, 2010, 11:18:55 AM »
Friendship is not about “I m sorry “ its about “abbe teri galti hai “
Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u “ it’s about “kahan marr gaya saale “
Friendship is not about “I understand “ its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus“
Friendship is not about “I care for u “ its about “kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “
Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success “its about “chal party de saale“
Friendship is not about “I love that girl“ its about “saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “
Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “
Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“
Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“ its about “ bahut hua, abhi toh switch mar saale“
3771
« on: February 22, 2010, 11:03:41 AM »
ahahhahahah..... eh chizza mai ni krugaa...
eve line hi thodi laani aa kudiyaa di mai.............ahahhahah
3772
« on: February 22, 2010, 10:55:36 AM »
hun neend aan lgg pyi tenu.... huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
3773
« on: February 22, 2010, 10:46:37 AM »
1st is
how to win mans heart
2nd is how to win womans hearts :blah: :laugh:
3774
« on: February 22, 2010, 10:13:00 AM »
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Well,it's so hot, there were no cool cabs so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ... why don't you try again or should i try this time.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why?Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:- No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke
Answer:- No, it's a miracle... it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
3775
« on: February 22, 2010, 09:53:11 AM »
The Southern Cassowary may not be as much of a household name as its cousins the Ostrich and the Emu, but even though it is classified as "only" the third largest bird on the planet it has a less welcome claim to fame. Take a look at officially the most dangerous bird on the planet.
3776
« on: February 22, 2010, 08:27:35 AM »
hun thikk hai g
3777
« on: February 22, 2010, 08:20:37 AM »
This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....But there always are (a lot of) exceptions!!
Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked,"What is a seven-hundred- ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is.........
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3778
« on: February 22, 2010, 08:11:54 AM »
malluu
3779
« on: February 22, 2010, 08:10:23 AM »
eh silsilaa jaari rahugaaa
3780
« on: February 22, 2010, 08:09:20 AM »
arrange :marro:
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