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PJ Games / Re: khera dialogue will u say 2 the person abv u ???

« on: May 28, 2010, 12:49:09 PM »

o paase ht jaa kudiye tu .. eve vich naa aaaa............. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Knowledge / Re: Amazing Records....

« on: May 28, 2010, 09:35:22 AM »

poool da taa koyi chakkr ni jidda mrji bnaa lo............... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Knowledge / Re: Amazing Records....

« on: May 28, 2010, 09:23:55 AM »

: 2nd one........... balance kive kr liyaa enne.....

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PJ Games / Re: PJ Hall Of Shame

« on: May 28, 2010, 09:18:20 AM »

chl kuch krke vekhaa fer................ ajj mere te hi tvaa laa de.............. kuch khaas ho jaave.......

ajj mainu chdya ae jashan pj te aun daaaa.....
kuch mull tu v paa de,muh mitha mera kraa de
tenu na bhullu ga mai zindgi saari, bni rahe tu saareya di pyaari

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Shayari / Re: Gaddi tennu bhi chad dun

« on: May 28, 2010, 09:12:51 AM »

je mille ta khang deyi...
ye aggo naa hassii ta ohnu bhannnn deyi.............. :laugh: :laugh: :mean:

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Shayari / Re: Tere Bina Zindgi Aduri hai Sajna

« on: May 28, 2010, 07:12:38 AM »

ahahahhahahahahhaa.................

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Fun Time / Bihar Driving Licence Form .......

« on: May 28, 2010, 06:51:06 AM »

DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

NOTE: Please do not soot the person on the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licens.

For instruktions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)

2. First name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Do= no
(Check karet box)

3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ (Laloo) _____ (Rabri)

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:
(_) Dacoit (_) Rapeist (_) Kidanapper (_) Politison (_) Doodh=ala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed
(Check karet box)
(Unemployed maane phokatiya ho!!!)

7. Number of children libing in the household: _______

8. read #7 agan & anser here: _________

9. Mather name: ____________ _________ __

10. Phather Name: ____________ ________ (dont leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 ............ .. (Circle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow (_) Berownish- ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________
Give egjhakt color
(Check karet box)

13. Ice seight:
(_) One Ice(2x1) (_) Two Ice(2x2) (_) Half blind (_) Day blin= (_) Night blind (_) 4/4 (_)6/6

14.Your thumb imparesson :
____________ _________ _______

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do=not copy thumb imparesson also. Give your own thumb imparesson.)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS
Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb of lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

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Shayari / meri jaan mile mainu

« on: May 28, 2010, 06:32:02 AM »

Meri Jaan mile mainu uss wele
Jadd na Din hove na Raat hove

Ik Oh hove Ik main hova
Te Madham jehi Barsaat hove

Na Oh bole na mein bola
Bas akhaN naal gal-baat hove

Ohdi Nazara wich Shararat Jehi
Te Dil Wich Pyar da ehsaas hove

Ohnu Chori Chori Wekha main
Na kabu wich koi Jazbaat hove

Bhul Ke Vi na bhul saka
Har Pal aina khaas hove....!!