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« on: February 22, 2010, 10:13:00 AM »
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Well,it's so hot, there were no cool cabs so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ... why don't you try again or should i try this time.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why?Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:- No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke
Answer:- No, it's a miracle... it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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« on: February 22, 2010, 09:53:11 AM »
The Southern Cassowary may not be as much of a household name as its cousins the Ostrich and the Emu, but even though it is classified as "only" the third largest bird on the planet it has a less welcome claim to fame. Take a look at officially the most dangerous bird on the planet.
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« on: February 22, 2010, 08:20:37 AM »
This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....But there always are (a lot of) exceptions!!
Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked,"What is a seven-hundred- ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is.........
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« on: December 30, 2009, 04:14:31 AM »
suraj se achha taara koyi nahi... /:)
jaisa hai rishta hmaara dusra koyi nahi :mean:
chaahe saari duniya mai dhund lo mere dost..
mere jaisa pyaaya nyaara n tere jaisa
awaara koyi nahi :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: December 18, 2009, 09:26:40 AM »
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to".
The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside , what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE???"
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« on: December 13, 2009, 02:59:47 AM »
Ik Raat C Mere Ishq Wargi, Ik Chan C Usdi Shakal Warga
Ik Baddal C Wich Opra Jeha, Ik Tara Mere Dil Warga
Baddal Ne Chan Luko Leya, Us Taare Da Sajan Kho Leya
Chan Jad Baddal De Wich Luk Geya, Bina Chaanni Ton Tara Tut Geya
Holi Holi Karke Fir Raat Muk Gayi, Mere Vi Ishq Wali Baat Muk Gayi
Hun Vi Oh Chan Kinya Te Apni Chaanni Sutda Hai
Par Afsos Hun Raat Nu Ik Nava Taara Tutda Hai :sad:
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« on: December 12, 2009, 04:53:36 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: aa ki kri jaandi bibi... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :lol: :lol:  : : :happy: :happy:
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« on: December 10, 2009, 03:33:56 PM »
IK NU IK NALL MITRO ITTHE SABAR NI MILDA'
RANJE NU SACHI HEER TE HEER NU LOVER NI MILDA...
IK LAILA NU 7-7 MAJNU FONE GHAMAUDE NE...
AJ KALL MUNDE KURIYAN PHONE TE DIL WATAUDE NE.....
SHURU SHURU VICH GIFTA TO GALL CHALDI PYARA DI
BUHATA CHIR FER DAAL NA GALDI BEROZGARA DI...
PAISE WALI ASAAMI LABH KE NAMI TIKAUDE NE...
AJJ KAL MUNDE KURIYAN NOTA LAYI DIL WATAUDE NE..
KAI ASHIQ GUP MARR KE SIRA HE LA DINDE
GALLI BAATI KURI DA FORIEGN TOUR LAVA DINDE
KURIYAN NU V AKSAR SUPNE BAHAR DE AAUDE NE
AJJ KALL MUNDE KURIYAN NRI CHAUDE NE...
COMPUTER YUG VICH ASHQI HO GAYI BUHAT HE EASY AA
PARAN BAHANE KURI NET TE MUNDE NAAL BUSY AA
GHARDE SOCHDE COURSE KHORE AAUKHE AAUDE NE
AJJ KALL MUNDE KURIYAN NET TE DIL WATAUDE NE
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« on: December 09, 2009, 12:07:45 AM »
Please note this carefully:
If you receive a phone call on your Mobile from any person saying that they are checking your mobile line or going to give you some offer/ prize, and ask you to press #90 or #09 or any other number. End that call immediately without pressing any Number. There is a company in Pakistan that is using a device that once you press #90 or #09 they can access your SIM card and make calls at your expense. They are misusing it to make calls from Indian numbers. This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia. There are over 3 million mobile phones affected by this. You can check this news at CNN web site
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« on: December 09, 2009, 12:01:57 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: December 08, 2009, 02:59:15 AM »
je toon parhna likhna nee
te mitra baaba ban jaa yaar
eston wadhiya dunia wich
piyare koi nahin wyopaar
cancer hove ya pet dard
sardi howe yaa bukhaar
deke swaah di puri
karde usda bera paar
meat nee khana
sharaab nee peeni
tamaku ni khana
roj nahana
hor na bhawein kujh wee boleen
dass dawin galaan chaar
naal dere wich langar laawin
chele cheliyaan naal bithawin
gahak phasa ke liyaaunge te
karange jai jai kaar
char kahaniyann naal rat lawin
rab da nawan koi naam rakh lavin
swarg narak ate mukti waale
laare lappe dewin maar
munde hon daa dewin war
naal khwaanwin seb katar
adhiyaan de vi bache hoge
ho ju tera beraa paar :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: December 08, 2009, 02:42:22 AM »
Asi Dil Ditta Ohna Mod Ne Ditta
Na Dasseya Ohna Nu Manjoor Ki Ae
Do Din Khed Ohna Dil Tod Ditta
Asi Na Puchya Pyar Da Dastoor Ki Ae
Ajj Bolde Nahi Taan Ki Hoya
Kade Puchde C Pyar Da Matlab Hajoor Ki Ae
Main Khair Mangda Ohna Sajna Di
Jehde Bhul Gaye Dasna Ke "....." Da Kasoor Ki Ae?
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« on: December 08, 2009, 02:40:06 AM »
Tu Kar Bhullan Di Koshish Lakh Wari,
Ban Neend Naina Wich Radkaange.
Asi Aine Sokhe Nahi Bhulne,
Teri Har Dhadkan Wich Dhadkaange.
Tu Nit Jashna Wich Kho Jana,
Asi Hizar Tere Wich Tadafange.
Tere Dil Di Nagri Wich Sajna
Asi Ban Ke Booha Khadkaange.
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« on: November 23, 2009, 04:42:00 AM »
tusi apne viyah te baraat aale din apni bulbul(gharwaali) nu kedi gaddi te baithaa k lyaaoge................
te kudiyaa v ds skdiya ne ki onna nu kedi gaddi changi lagdi ki O(gharwaala) aa waali gaddi le k aaye..... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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« on: November 17, 2009, 03:42:59 AM »
Bade dhoke khaa ke beithe haa,
Jind massa bacha ke beithe haa,
oh dil ton laah ke beithe ne,
assi dil tey laa ke beithe haa,
oh sajjan bhaaven chale gaye,
assi dil'ch basaa ke beithe haa,
eh jaande haa uss aana nahi,
bas, umeed laga ke beithe haa,
oh dushman saanu kehnde ne,
assi yaar bana ke beithe haa,
uss di keeti har nafrat nu,
assi pyar bana ke beithe haa,
oh saade ne iss veham nu,
ik khawaab bana ke beithe haa,
iss duniya vich assi usnu,
mahtaab bana ke beithe haa,
haan, oh saanu, dil ton laah ke beithe ne,
assi dil tey laa ke beithe haa,
assi dil tey laa ke beithe haa.
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« on: November 17, 2009, 03:37:14 AM »
TAREYA di chunni wali ,
muk gayi hai raat kaali;
haje v na mukeya sadi
ZINDAGI da geet ve,
muk jana raat wangu,
shuru kiti baat wangu,
mar k v rehni sanu
kise di UDEEK ve;
RABB de dvar khulle,
PEERAN de MAZAAR khulle,
pata nai kado khullu
sade SAJJNA di MASEET ve
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« on: November 17, 2009, 03:34:05 AM »
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਆ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ,
ਟੌਰ ਰੱਖੀਦੀ ਨਵਾਬੀ ,
ਨਹੀਓਂ ਕਰੀਦੀ ਖਰਾਬੀ ,
ਅਜਮਾਕੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਓ . . . .
....ਯਾਰੀ ਜਿੱਥੇ ਅਸਾਂ ਲਾਈ ,
ਸਦਾ ਤੋੜ ਨਿਭਾਈ ,
ਇਹ ਇਤਿਹਾਸ ਦੀ ਸੱਚਾਈ ,
ਅਜਮਾਕੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਓ ....
....ਡੱਬ ਰੱਖੀ ਪਿਸਤੌਲ ,
ਪੈਂਦੇ ਵੈਰੀਆਂ ਦੇ ਹੌਲ ,
ਨਹੀਓ ਕਰਦੇ ਮਖੌਲ ,
ਅਜਮਾਕੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਓ ....
...ਜਿੱਥੇ ਲਾਉਂਦੇ ਆ ਪਰੀਤ ,
ਮਾੜੀ ਰੱਖੀਦੀ ਨੀ ਨੀਤ ,
ਸਾਡੇ ਪੁਰਖਾਂ ਦੀ ਰੀਤ ,
ਅਜਮਾਕੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਓ ....
...ਅਸੀਂ ਗੱਭਰੂ ਜਵਾਨ ,
ਕਰੀਏ ਫਤਿਹ ਹਰ ਮੈਦਾਨ ,
ਸਾਡੀ ਵੱਖਰੀ ਏ ਸ਼ਾਨ ,
ਅਜਮਾਕੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਓ ....
....ਲਏ ਜੀਹਨਾਂ ਜਾਣਕੇ ਪੰਗ ੇ,
ਸੱਭ ਕੀਲੀ ਉੱਤੇ ਟੰਗੇ ,
ਕਦੇ ਮੁੱੜਕੇ ਨਾ ਖੰਘ ੇ,
ਅਜਮਾਕੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਓ ...
....ਸਾਡੀ ਵੀਰਾਂ ਨਾਲ ਸਰਦਾਰੀ ,
ਇਹ ਜਾਣੇ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਸਾਰੀ ,
ਨਹੀਓਂ ਕਰੀਦੀ ਗੱਦਾਰੀ ,
ਅਜਮਾਕੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਓ....
....ਵੈਰ ਪਾਈਏ ਸਦਾ ਝੱਟ ,
ਸੱਖਤ ਚੋਬਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਪੱਟ ,
ਨਹੀਓਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਘੱਟ ,
ਅਜਮਾਕੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਓ....
....ਰੋਅਬ ਪਾਈਦਾ ਨੀ ਫੋਕਾ ,
ਕੱਢ ਵੇਖੋ ਲੇਖਾ-ਜੋਖਾ ,
ਕਦੀ ਕਰੀਦਾ ਨੀ ਧੋਖਾ ,
ਅਜਮਾਕੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਓ ....
....ਸਾਡੇ ਗੀਤ ਆ ਅਵੱਲ ੇ,
ਕਰ ਦਿੰਦੇ ਬੱਲੇ-ਬੱਲੇ ,
ਹੋ ਨਹੀਓਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਥੱਲ ,ੇ :kiss:
:happy: :blink:
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« on: November 17, 2009, 03:31:29 AM »
ਮਿਰਜੇ ਦੇ ਤੀਰ ਤੇ ਵਾਰਿਸ਼ ਸ਼ਾਹ ਦੀ ਹੀਰ,ਲੋਕੀ ਲੱਬਦੇ ਫਿਰਨਗੇ |
ਪਂਜਾਬ ਦੀ ਬਾਹਾਰ ਤੇ ਪਂਜਾਬੀ ਸੱਭੀਆਚਾਰ,ਲੋਕੀ ਲੱਬਦੇ ਫਿਰਨਗੇ |
ਕੋ੍ਯਲ ਦੀ ਕੂਕ ਤੇ ਬਿਂਦਰਖਿਐ ਦੀ ਹੂਕ, ਲੌਕੀ ਲੱਬਦੇ ਫਿਰਨਗੇ |
ਪੇਂਡ ਦੀਆ ਗਲਿਆ ਤੇ ਮਾਨਕ ਦੀਆ ਕਲਿਆ,ਲੌਕੀ ਲੱਬਦੇ ਫਿਰਨਗੇ |
ਸ਼ਿਵ ਦੇ ਗੀਤ ਤੇ ਪਂਜਾਬ ਦਾ ਸਂਗੀਤ,ਲੌਕੀ ਲੱਬਦੇ ਫਿਰਨਗੇ |
ਤੱਕਰੀ ਤੇ ਵੱਟੇ ਤੇ ਸਿਰਾ ਤੇ ਦੂਪੱਟੇ,ਲੌਕੀ ਲੱਬਦੇ ਫਿਰਨਗੇ |
ਮਾ ਦਾ ਪਿਆਰ ਤੇ ਸਾਡੇ ਵਰਗਾ ਯਾਰ,ਲੌਕੀ ਲੱਬਦੇ ਫਿਰਨਗੇ
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« on: November 17, 2009, 03:28:33 AM »
Tera Mera Jor V Ki Main eik jungle pendu To mutiyyar gulaban dee Tera mera jor v ki Main eik gareeb kisan da puttar Too kisay wadday afsar di dhee Tera mera jor v ki Main khokay tay Chawaan peenda To Pc vich chawaan peee Tera mera jor v ki Main eik shirt nu dhoo dhoo paawan Teray suit punjee teee Tera mera jor v ki Main mar mar BA kita :woried: To computer vich MSC Tera mera jor v ki Teray pichay sohnay munday Saday pichay CID  : Tera mera jor v ki Teray naz nakhra naloon Sanu changi khala dee dhee Tera mera jor v ki :sad:
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« on: November 17, 2009, 01:21:59 AM »
This article will teach you the simple steps to format a hard drive. Whether you are using Windows or DOS, the process is not difficult.
So read on and learn the steps right now ...
Formatting A Secondary Hard Drive
Let's assume you have the Windows operating system (Windows 95/98 or later) and intend to format a secondary drive to create a new and blank hard disk. The process is pretty straightforward - here's what you do:
- Double-click the My Computer icon.
- Click on your secondary drive icon and select it.
- Then open the File menu and select the Format option.Windows will display a window displaying the formatting options.
- Select the Format Type then enter a suitable disk label. If you wish to be able to boot from this second drive, make sure you check the Copy system files box.
- Next, you simply click in Start. Windows will warn you that all data will be deleted - just confirm and say OK.
Voila! In a few minutes your secondary hard drive will have been formatted.
Formatting The Primary Hard Drive
If you want to format the primary (boot) hard drive, then you cannot do it in Windows. You need to use DOS - here are the steps:
- Insert a bootable floppy disk into the A: drive. A bootable floppy is easily created in Windows - check this article to see how to do it.
- Switch on the computer. After some clacking sounds, the screen will show the A: prompt
- Now type in the command cd c: to switch over to the C: drive.
- Now you need to enter the command format c: s. what does this do? Well, it formats the hard disk and transfers the appropriate system files to make it a startup disk.After a few minutes, the format should be done.
-Enter the new volume label.Now simply eject your startup floppy disk and restart the computer.
The hard disk should now be able to boot to the C: prompt.
Conclusion
Hopefully, this article has taught you how to easily format a hard drive. As you can see, the process is not that difficult. Practise a few times and you'll get the hang of it.
Good luck!
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