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2981
« on: January 31, 2010, 09:17:50 AM »
sorry i don't know how to read punjabi :plz: translate
k main try karda
2982
« on: January 31, 2010, 09:09:43 AM »
Mar Mukk Gye da na koi Gwaah loko,
Saathi koi na Jagg toh challeyaan da...
Sach peeraan-fakeeraan ne Gall aakhi.
Haasa Saareyan da TE Rona kalleyan da...
2983
« on: January 31, 2010, 08:44:34 AM »
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai
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2984
« on: January 31, 2010, 08:35:44 AM »
Chaar dino ka vacation ho abba,
Lambi parhai,
Lambi parhai,
Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad ho abba,
Bunk lagaya,
Bunk lagaya,
Soya raha me classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pitke me aaya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,
chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,
4 dino ka vacation ho abba,
lambi parhai
lambi parhai...
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2985
« on: January 31, 2010, 08:31:20 AM »
Ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,
ishq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo,
agar fir be samajh na aaye,
toh film `TERE NAAM` dekh lo
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2986
« on: January 31, 2010, 08:28:36 AM »
5 `5" jiski height ho
Jeans jiski tight ho
Chehra jiska bright ho
Weight mein thori light Ho
Umer mein difference slight ho
Thori see wo quiet ho
Tu memorable her ek night ho
Aise apni Wife ho
Sadak per sab kahe: kya cute ho
Bhir me sab kahe: side ho, side ho
India ki paidaish ho
Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Beauty multiply by Twice ho
MOM DAD ki choice ho
Aisi apni Wife ho
Padosi jab baat kare tu
Haath me uskay knife ho
Dinner candle light ho
Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho
Milne k baad dil delight ho…
Ankhain uski jaisay...sunny Twilight ho!
Honton ko dekh ker lagay...jaisay coke diet ho
Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho
Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho
Favourite colour white ho
Make-up thora light ho
Zulfain Dynamite hoon…
Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho !
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahain "TARN tum right ho"
Aise apni Wife ho
Kaash yeh concept 100 % right ho
Agar aisi apni wife ho
Tu kya haseen life ho
Batoon mein garmaish ho
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
Kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
Khudah ke software mein bhi,
Bug ki na gunjaish ho
Defence ki rehaaish ho
Driving main Right ho
Aise apni Wife ho
2987
« on: January 31, 2010, 08:18:55 AM »
Dil me basa hai pyar tera,
Ankhon mein basi hai tasveer teri,
jab bhi aati hai yaad teri,
Hum dekhte hai TOM and JERRY
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2988
« on: January 31, 2010, 08:03:22 AM »
Yaron Ko Aazam K Dekh Lia,
Party Me Bula K Dekh Lia.
Mot B Hum Se Duur Bhagty Hai,
Car K Neechay B Aa K Dekh Lia.
Merta Nahin Ye Jaraseem E Ishq,
Safe Guard Se B Nha K Dekh Lia.
Koi Sunta Nahi Feryaad E Gareeb,
Radio Pe Ganaa Gaa K Dekh Lia.
Hmmaray Dil Ka Pta He Nahi Lgta,
X-Ray B Kerwa K Dekh Lia.
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2989
« on: January 31, 2010, 07:59:36 AM »
Kash dunya Computer hoti
Jis mein Do ko Undo karta
Sukh kay lamhay Save ho jatay
Dukh kay lamhay Delet karta
Mazi ki man chahi Windows
Jab chahay mein Open karta
Mustqbil kay tanay banay
Apni chah say kud hi banata
kuwahishon ki hoti File
Jis mein Cut or Copy karta
Jab bhi hota Virus peda
Dunya ko Reformat karta
Kushyon kay ragon say taskin
Phekay lamhay ragen karta
:!:Kash Dunya Computer Hoti:!:
2990
« on: January 31, 2010, 07:55:01 AM »
Multani yarYeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai
Mashoor yeh Shaitan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Parhna iSey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iS ki jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Jalson main Sab Se aagey hain
Naron main Sab Se aagey hain
Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para
Jo larki ghussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
2991
« on: January 31, 2010, 07:52:10 AM »
Kehne Lagi Biwi , Sartaj Sunte Jana
Louto Ke Jab Sham, Ik Samsung To Lete Ana
Jaldi Hai Kis Baat Ki, Model To Sunte Jau
Kuch Waqt Ho Agar To, Number To Likhte Jau
Number Se Pehle Sun Lo, Function Hai Yea Zaroori
Mobile Hai Slideing, Per Ho Downloading Poori
Lcd Hai Colourful, Camara Pixle Hai 3mega
Tension Har Giz Na Lena, Set Hai Kuch Mehnga
Speaker Hai Sterio, Mp3 Bhi Sath Hai
Set Bilkul Aisa, Padosan Ke Bhi Pass Hai
Hand Free Yaad Rakhna, Data Cable Bhool Na Jana
Ho Sake To Darling, Mz Ki Warrenty Lana
Charger Ho Orignal, Quality Dekh Lena
Per Jaye Kam Paise, To Udhaar Le Lena
2992
« on: January 31, 2010, 07:49:41 AM »
Pani main yeh rehti hai
pakh pakh pakh pakh katri hai...
bablu ek batakh hai
jo hur pal mujh say lartiii hai.....
pur philati ati hai
aur sara kuch khaa jati hai.....
dum par us ki paoon rakhooo
to pakh pakh pakh pakh karti hai
2993
« on: January 31, 2010, 07:44:36 AM »
Gum woh cheez hai ...
Gum woh cheez hai ...
jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai .
Tum aa gaye ho, Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....
Tumsa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se shikayat hogi....
Aik to jhella nahi jata, dusra aagaya to kya halat hogi!!!
Acha hua ke Mein wafadar Nahi
Acha hua ke Mein wafadar Nahi ,
Wafadar to Kuttey hotey hain
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhh
2994
« on: January 31, 2010, 07:39:26 AM »
kabh Se Boot Kiye Bhaitha Hoon,
Pc Apnay Pyaar Ka.
Kaisay Type Karoon Mein Lakin,
Password Izhar Ka.
Dil Ki Charoun Drives Mein Mainay,
Janna Tujh Ko Search Kia.
Yahoo,yahoo,google,g oogle,
Kitna Paisa Kharch Kia.
Tere Chahray Pe Ghussay Ka,
Screensaver Jub Aata Hai.
Meray Chehray Ka Display Tabh,
Geryscale Ho Jata Hai.
Jinke Links Abh Toot Chuke Hain (ex-boy Friends)
Shortcuts Wo Wipe Karo,
Apnay Dil Ki Mail Box Mein,
Mera Address Type Karo.
Chahatoon Hai Teray Pyar Ki Site,
Raat-din Mein Hack Karoon.
Pattar-dil- Daddy Ka Teray,
Software Bhi Crack Karoon.
Buddha Ager Jo Maan Gaya Toh,
Hum Connect Ho Jaayenge.
Vsnl Ke Server Ki,
Phairay Phir Saat Lagaayenge.
Ginti K Bus Bachay Hain Baaqi,
Meray Jeewan Kay Yeh Pal.
Tu Jo Aa Ke Pyar Se Choo Lay,
Mil Gaye Ga Aur Ek Kal (oracle)
2995
« on: January 31, 2010, 07:34:44 AM »
Hum nay Bhi Pyar Ka Computer Kiya tha Start
Par Ussi Time Achanak Ghar ki Bijli Gayi Bhag
Mana kay Hum Aap ko Password tu Bata Dein gay
Par yeh Batain Aap Username mein kiya Dalain gay
Mana hum jaisay Software Bazar mein Bikhtay hain
Par un ko Purchase Kartay waqt Pasinay kiyoon nikaltay hain
Mana kay hum tum ko Mouse ki tarah nachatay hain
Par saath mein Gattay ki chabi bhi chalatay hain
Virus say Bachnay kay liye Anti virus Install karain
Aur Pyar ki batoon mein Chichorapan na karain
Tum Dil Ki Site tu Kabhi Khulti hi Nahi
Kiya Karoon aj kal Net use karti hi nahi
Koi bhi plan pehlay nahi bataya karo
Meray BAAP .Sys File hain un ko delete na karo
Aap Dil kay Liye cut , copy, pasteki baat kartay hain
Hum tu Dil Ki Zip file hi bana liya kartay hain
Hamain Aap ka Dil Denay ka style Na pasand aya
Aur Hum nay Apnay Pyar kki Hardisk ko Format Par Lagaya
2996
« on: January 31, 2010, 07:19:34 AM »
Macchar ne jo kata…
dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha.
Pakra to chor diya yeh soch kar ki….
kambakht ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena…
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena…..
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho he, sitare bhi saath hote!!
Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song :
" mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod ayamein
W.T.C.
tod aaya… "
Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye zalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!
2997
« on: January 31, 2010, 07:15:56 AM »
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
Maine poocha chand se…
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin…..
Chand bola…. 12036 entries found !
Arz kiya hai,
Door se dekha to santra tha,
pass jake dekha to santra tha,
cheel k dekha to bhi santra tha,
Kha ke dekha to bhi santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha !
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyaar kiya woh chali gayi.
Khud kashi karne chala,
Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali he chali gayi.
2998
« on: January 30, 2010, 02:18:35 PM »
Malko Sabh kuch he Gup shup wich payye jandee oo... Its always good to have all the sun-section have some updates...
So moved
koi na main keha tuhanu vii koi kam de hi daiye
2999
« on: January 30, 2010, 02:17:15 PM »
i didn't read it.. But Seems like a Love story..
SO MOVED :happy:
read nahi kiti te koi nahi read kari jaru ... thanks reply lai
3000
« on: January 30, 2010, 02:15:46 PM »
whao this is So touching.. Thanks for sharing mate
dhanwad janab
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