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Shayari / Re: Funny Shairs
« on: February 02, 2010, 04:50:53 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

2882
Shayari / Re: Mar Mukk Gye da
« on: February 02, 2010, 04:50:13 AM »

2884
Shayari / Re: Teri yaad nu bura kyun kahiye,
« on: February 02, 2010, 04:49:09 AM »
tarn kudiya nu # dinda fadeya geya  :lol:
ki 22 main nahi sumjiya tusi ki keha

2885
Shayari / Re: ''PJ "da laina KABZA hik de zor te
« on: February 02, 2010, 04:47:58 AM »
hahaha this is funny  :hehe:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: pata taan hi te likhiya

2886
PJ Games / Re: ~~~je paisa mil je ki karoge ~~~
« on: February 02, 2010, 01:17:29 AM »
main half donate kar deva te half main apne lai ik navi jahi sports byk le lavaan

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PJ Games / Re: ~~~ good or bad ~~~
« on: February 02, 2010, 01:08:43 AM »
gud

aaj main late uthiyaan  :balle: :balle: :balle:

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Gup Shup / Re: just..for..u..<click..on..the..link..>
« on: February 02, 2010, 01:02:58 AM »
thanku

2889
Gup Shup / Re: How True...
« on: February 01, 2010, 02:36:40 PM »
 :hug: :hug: :hug:

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Gup Shup / just..for..u..<click..on..the..link..>
« on: February 01, 2010, 02:35:43 PM »
Click on the below link. You will get a black page. Click your mouse anywhere (& everywhere) on the page & see what happens! Better yet, click & drag your mouse over the black page
Hope you will like it.



http://www.procreo.jp/labo/flower_garden.swf


J PASAND AVE TE REPLY JARUR KARIYO

DHANWAD

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PJ Games / Cool 18 to 22 saal diya kudie haazri layo
« on: February 01, 2010, 02:32:03 PM »
hehehe lol

actually mai jyada tar ithe jehdiya kudia dekhiya ja ta oh umar wich chotiya ne ja umar wich badiya ( i mean mere to ).

so iskarke mai soch reha si ki ithe hai bhi ne 18 - 22 saal diya kudiee


so if u girls fall in this age . plz say hi

2892
Shayari / ''PJ "da laina KABZA hik de zor te
« on: February 01, 2010, 02:27:27 PM »
Jadon da lai laya ''TARN" ne theka G.T road te ,
Mitran ne pher padai nu hath Jod te ,
Sarpanchi vich Jadon de pair apan paa te ,
Dushmani ch peche hun uchaian naal laa te ,
Nave BULLET ch alloy wheel paa te ,
Naale yaarane sohniyan mutiaran naal laa te ,
Hamesha nazar rehndi a kacheri di TAREEK te ,
Judge vi hairan hunda sadi ais reet te ,
Hun sade hath tik de ne 32 bor te ,
''PJ "da laina KABZA hik de zor te !

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PJ Games / Share your unforgettable memories of life....
« on: February 01, 2010, 02:20:22 PM »
life ch bhut kuj kita...enjoy enjoy enjoy....

bhut sare is tar de kam ne jo sanu kife time yaad rehenge.....share with your friends

2894
PJ Games / je kudiya DC lag jan ta ki hou....
« on: February 01, 2010, 02:18:40 PM »
yaar JE kudiya DC lag jan ta ki houga....GUESS kro

Example : Beauty Parlours te Discount ho jau........
Girls College bahar AASHIQI ghat ju.......

Tusi v daso Kudi DC lag je...ki ki karugi DC lag k...

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PJ Games / Re: if u...
« on: February 01, 2010, 02:13:54 PM »
Damn I be Half Naked then  :lol:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Shayari / Re: Funny Shairs
« on: February 01, 2010, 02:12:30 PM »
 :hug: :hug:

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Shayari / Costmer care diYan kuDiyan
« on: February 01, 2010, 02:11:58 PM »
Mein delhi de daftar de vich
IK ajab dikhaya kissa si
Par ikkalla nahi mAin shaamil saan
Vich mere yaar GILL da v hissa si

oh gall daraasal ainwe hogi
k mere phone di battery low hogi
asin charger labhde firde si
kadey CCD kadey KFC

Jad Mc D v na gall bani
saadi saahmne chownk te nigaah tani
othey chamak reha ikk laal Zone si
uss utte likheya Vodafone si

Gall aurh gyi si mintaan vich
othey pahunche asin sakintaan vich

Jad enter si asin karn lagge
Pichhon EXCUSE ME keh bulaya si
Jad takkya ikk naar sunnakhi ne
othey darwaaze vich naaka laya si

Oh vich angreji kehn laggi
HOW MAY I HELP YOU ji

mein ainwi gall bana ditti
ke laina ikk connection ji
oho kehndi MOST WELCOME hai
mein lawaan IMMEDIATE ACTION ji

oh chakk k Pencil kaagaz nu
mere sirr ch scheemaan paun laggi
te SMS, LOCAL, ISD de
meinu calling rate samjhaun laggi

mein vichon tok keha muaf karo
meri ikk duvidha hall karo
mera phone, adh mareya ho chalya
ikk charger mere vall kro

fer uss puchhya kithon de rehn vaale
te kehra pata likhauna je
asin keha asin shehar AMRITSAR toh
par dElHi ghar vasauna je

oh samaj gyi si chaal meri
ki topiyan peya mein paunda si
na laina koi connection si
bass phone di battery charge karaunda si

par fer vi si oho boldi rahi
kanna vich mishri gholdi rahi
naa chaah ke v majboor oho
bass nawe connection toldi rahi

fer bann sabar da tutt gya
jad usde muhon futt gya

ke connection chahe 2 lai lao
par vich punjab de jaa k ji
tussi time waste kita thank you
saade dafter de vich aa ke JI

us gusse bhariyan nazaraan naal
mera phone wapis leya ditta
te ghoordi hoi ne aakarh ke
murh darwaze ch nakaa laa ditta

asin pehlan te sharminda hoye
par hun soch k phull jehe khirhde ne
naale costumer care di kurhiyan nall

Ta nitt ajehe bhirhde ne ... !!!!

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PJ Games / GUSSA GILA ithe karo ji
« on: February 01, 2010, 02:00:32 PM »
je tusi PJ d kisi member nal nraz ho...
ya kisi ne tuhanu kuj keha.....
kisi ne tuhaade nel panga lya....

Us nal GUSSA GILA daso......
apni sikayat darj karao ji.......

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PJ Games / if u...
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:56:21 PM »
If u woke up & found u'd turned into a man/woman..wht  would u do....

challo g dasooo

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Gup Shup / How True...
« on: February 01, 2010, 01:53:35 PM »
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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