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« on: January 21, 2010, 11:42:24 AM »
HI PJ Friends.......
Bye Bye to 2009 and Welcome 2010
Let's Share Your All Best Moments of 2009 Step by Step....
I have lot of moments & Memories....i also share...
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« on: January 21, 2010, 11:40:09 AM »
"Never trust a dog to watch your food." -Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer." -Hannah, age 9
Never tell your Mom her diet's not working." -Michael, age 14
"Stay away from prunes." -Randy, age 9
"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." -Emily, age 10
"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." -Taylia, age 11
"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment." -Traci, age 14
"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac." - Andrew, age 9
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« on: January 21, 2010, 11:20:55 AM »
The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)
Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!
The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
So did the first " Marlboro Man. "
Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
604
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:06:38 AM »
Write one punjabi word and its meaning in english...
cholo main hi start karda
605
« on: January 21, 2010, 11:03:37 AM »
aao yaar..ik jruri chiz...apa jad PJ to Log out karde aa
ta sab nu good bye kaho,.....via this thread...
jive koi logout kar reha......
is thread vich likhe....>GOOD BYE..
fer milange....
lets start ....
606
« on: January 21, 2010, 10:51:58 AM »
ਪਿਆਰ ਭਰੀ ਸਤਿ ਸ਼ੀ੍ ਅਕਾਲ ਜੀ
ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦਾ TIME TABLE
8 ਵਜੇ ਉੱਠਣਾ
9 ਵਜੇ ਨਹਾਉਣਾ
10 ਵਜੇ ਰੋਟੀ ਖਾਣੀ
11 ਵਜੇ ਤਿਆਰ ਹੋਣਾ
12 ਵਜੇ ਬੁਲਟ ਕੱਢਣਾ
1 ਵਜੇ ਕਾਲਜ ਜਾਣਾ
2 ਵਜੇ ਦੁਪਹਿਰ ਦੀ ਰੋਟੀ
3 ਵਜੇ ਗਰਲ ਫਰੈਂਡ ਨੂੰ ਮਿਲਣਾ
4 ਵਜੇ ਖੇਡਣਾ
5 ਵਜੇ ਗੇੜੀ ਲਾਉਣੀ
6 ਵਜੇ ਪੈਗ ਲਾਉਣਾ
7 ਵਜੇ ਪੰਗਾ ਪਾਉਣਾ
8 ਵਜੇ ਥਾਣੇ
9 ਵਜੇ ਘਰ ਵਾਪਸ
9:15 ਤੇ ਬਾਪੂ ਤੌਂ ਗਾਲਾਂ
9:30 ਤੇ ਰਾਤ ਦੀ ਰੋਟੀ
10 ਵਜੇ ਬੈਡ ਤੇ ਜਾਣਾ
2 ਵਜੇ ਤੱਕ ਗਰਲ ਫਰੈਂਡ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਕਰਨੀਆਂ
4 ਵਜੇ ਤੱਕ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਮੈਸਜ ਸੇਵਾ
4 ਵਜੇ ਤੌਂ 8 ਵਜੇ ਤੱਕ ਸੌਣਾ
8 ਵਜੇ ਦਿਨ ਫੇਰ ਸ਼ੁਰੂ.....
ਬਾਪੂ ਦੀ ਖਾਂਦੇ ਆ ਕਿਸੇ ਤੋਂ peNsiOn ਨੀ ਲੈਂਦੇ .... ਯਾਰ ਵਿਹਲੇ ਫਿਰਦੇ ਨੇ ਫੇਰ ਵੀ teNsiOn ਨੀ ਲੈਂਦੇ.......
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« on: January 21, 2010, 07:42:58 AM »
1 Accident hoya
Bahut Bheer Ikathi ho gai
AMLI nu agge ja k dekhan da Moka nahi Mil Reha C
Clever AMLI Jor Naal Chilaye-Hi Mera BAPU................!
bheer Ne AMLI nu agge Jaan da moka de ditta
Agge ja k dekhya tan
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KHOTA Marya hoya c.
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« on: January 21, 2010, 07:40:57 AM »
Bhagwan de naam te kuj de de.
Guri ne apni cycle bahar kadi te…. Bhagawan da nam lai ke ohnu cycle te… ….
jhute den lag pya.
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« on: January 21, 2010, 07:29:56 AM »
Verma- yar tu ta kise de ghar afsos te gia c,
fir eni jaldi kyo wapis aa gia?
Sharma- yar main 10 min baitha riha ,
kise ne has k gal e nai kiti...!
610
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:28:52 AM »
INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara thread padh
rahi hai...
611
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:27:51 AM »
A Depressed MBA student went 2 rail track 4 sucide ,
Train comeing closer & closer,
but he suddenly came,
out of track & said ooo tere de kal te assignment dena hai.......
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« on: January 21, 2010, 07:26:32 AM »
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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« on: January 21, 2010, 07:23:04 AM »
Thalaam namttay
Ye Et Aita TRED Hai Jo Athe Bhale Intan To Totla Tal Deta Hai,
Aap Laatt Toshish Talo Phil bhi Aite He Palo De.
AAP totle ban daye
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« on: January 21, 2010, 07:21:11 AM »
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HW 2 IMPRSS A GRL?
Respect Her
Love Her, Protect Her,Listen 2 Her, Care 4 Hr Stand 4 Her,
HW 2 IMPRS A BOY?
Just Smile one time,
"Mitti ch litda firu"
__________________
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« on: January 21, 2010, 07:20:13 AM »
Preeto -> Tu jahan jahan jayega mera saaya saath hoga.....mera saaya........
( AMLI )..... mera saaya.....
Amli -> mainu taan pehla hee shakk c....k tu BHOOTNI a..
Preeto
616
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:19:14 AM »
A Girl to her boy friend
Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
A Boy to his girl friend
chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga
chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabat agar ek se hogi hai, to hazaron ka kya hoga
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« on: January 21, 2010, 07:17:54 AM »
Sir: Bacho kasam khao
sharab
cigrate
jua
or ladkiyo ko nhi chhuoge
Des k liye jan doge
Boyse denge Sir,waise b aisi zindgi ji k kya karenge
618
« on: January 21, 2010, 07:14:19 AM »
aryaan -larka
mehek -larki
umair-larke ka cusin
shani-larki ka cusin
nadia-umair ki wife yaani ke aryaan ki bhabi
romana-larki ki friend
remember these people
ek din romana (larki ki friend) shopping karne jaati hai wahaan uski mulaqat do larko se hoti hai ek ka naam
aryaan aur doosre ka naam usmaan yeh dono larke cusins hote hain
romana ki cusin romana ke saath shopping karne ke liye jaati hai wahaan romana ki cusin usmaan ka number leti hai
jab ke romana ki cusin already shaadi shuda hai
so shopping centre se nikal kar romana ki cusin usmaan ko text karti hai ke jo tumhare saath tumhara cusin tha uska
number do meri cusin romana ke liye.....toh usmaan number de deta hai
wahaan se baat shuru hoti hai....
romana aur aryaan ki kaafi friendship hone lagti hai ek mahine ke baad romoana apni best friend mehek ko batati hai ke yeh baat hui
hai mere saath aur main aryaan se pyaar karne lagi hoon
toh mehek kehti hai ke kahaan ka hai woh larka
so romana batati hai ke pakistan se aaya hai yahaan study karne ke liye do saal pehle aaya tha
toh mehek kehti hai ke agar larka acha hai toh ussey friendship karo lekin agar nahi toh chor do ussey baat karna
toh romana kehne lagi nahiii yaar bahuuuut acha hai .....par i dont know if he loves me or not
phir ek din romana ka phone mehek ke paas hota hai aur mehek
text parhne lagti hai text parhte parhta woh aryaan ka text parhti hai jahaan aryaan ne apne email id romana ko send ki lekin mehek ne romana ko nahi bataya ke maine aryaan ke text parhe hain ....
ek din mehek chatting kar rahi hoti hai to her friends lekin sirf ek ya do friends online hote hain toh bored hui thi iss liye woh aryaan ko add karti hai aur itefaak se hee aryaan bhi uss waqt online hota hai toh mehek aryaan se baat karne lagti hai ke how r u this and that toh aryaan kehne lagta hai ke who r u
and where did u get my email id from toh mehek sach sach batati hai ke main romana ki friend hoon
aur main uske text parh rahi thi wahaan se mujhe aapki id mili par plzzzzz aap romana ko nahi batana ke maine aapko add kiya hai......toh aryaan kehta hai acha nahi bataoonga
mehek aur aryaan ki har roz baat hone lagti hai ....aur woh ache dost ban jaate hain lekin romana ko nahi pata chalne dete that they know each other par achanak hee mehek poochti hai aryaan se ke kya tum romana se pyaar karte ho toh aryaan jawaab deta hai ke mehek tum pagal ho gayi ho kya nahiiiii romana toh sirf meri achi dost hai thats it par 1 week ke baad aryaan kehta hai ke mehek i love u
toh mehek kehti hai ke aryaan i don’t kyunki tumse meri best friend pyaar karti hai ....toh main kaise....
toh aryaan kehta hai ke maine kabhi ussey pyaar nahi kiya
ussi waqt mehek romana ko phone karti hai aur ussey batati hai ke aryaan acha nahi hai main ussey jaanti hoon meri ussey baat hoti hai aur aaj toh ussney mujhse kaha that he loves me
toh romana aage se mehek ko chilane lagi ke your jealous nothing else and tum bas mujhe yehi dikhana chahti ho ke tum mujhse zayada khoobsurat ho aur kuch nahi tum jhoot bol rahi ho.....yeh woh
tab mehek aage se hasne lagi aur kehne lagi ke romana main toh mazak kar rahi thi aur tum meri best friend ho kar mujhe itna kuch keh gayii .....toh romana kehne lagi aaj yeh keh diya dobara aryaan ke bare main kuch nahi kehna toh romana ne phone rakh kar aryaan se baat karne lagi...
kuch dino ke baad mehek aryaan se pyaar karne lagi aur apne pyaar ka izhaar bhi kar diya ( bagair yeh soche k romana bhi aryaan se pyaar karti hai) as they say love is blind jab pyaar hota hai kisi ki bhi fikar nahi hoti kisi ka bhi dar nahi hota ....
dono bahuuuut khush they lekin abhi tak romana ko kuch nahi bataya tha kyunki aryaan keh raha tha ke main khud hee romana ko bataoonga.....
uss waqt ek larki mehek ke cusin ke ghar reh rahi thi jis ka naam nadia tha uski aur mehek ki kaafi zayada friendship thi par ek din EID par nadia apne cusins ke saath ghoomne gayi thi kyunki har saal eid par yeh sab cusins get together rakhte toh mehek ne aryaan ko phone kiya ( aise hee baat karne k liye)
aur baaton main poocha ke tum kahaan ho toh aryaan ne kaha ke main ek family get together main hoon
ussi waqt mehek ko yaad aaya ke nadia bhi family get together main gayi hai .....aur ussney aryaan se poocha k kya tum nadia ko jaante ho ussney kaha haan woh toh meri bhabi hai par tum ussey kaise jaanti ho tab mehek ne poocha ke kya tum nadia k husband umair ko bhi jaante ho toh aryaan ne kaha haan woh toh mera cusin hai ......mehek pareshaan ho gayi ke umair aur uska cusin shaani toh best friends hain agar shaani ko pata chal gaya toh ...phir mehek ne poocha k kya tum shaani ko jaante ho
aur aryaan ne kaha haaan par tum batao tum inn sabko kaise jaanti ho aage se mehek ne kaha ke main shani ki cusin hoon aur nadia shani k ghar reh rahi hai aur tum meri baat suno k aaj k baad hum log baat nahi karenge kyunki agr shani ko pata chal gaya woh mujhe maar dale ga
toh aryaan ne jawaab diya ke tum be-fikar ho jao ussey kaun bataye ga....aur phir inn dono ne kasmey kai k na mehek nadia ko bataye gi aur na aryaan shani ko ....
par agle din woh dono baat kar rahe they aur aryaan ne kaha k main tumse baad main baat karta hoon mera cusin umair aaya hai ...toh mehek ne kaha k theek hai.....uss waqt mehek apne cusin k ghar par thi
lekin mehek ko kya pata tha ke yeh hum dono ki akhri baat hogi kyunki ......
umair ne aryaan ke computer peh jaa kar mehek ki pix dekh li aur poocha k aryaan yeh kaun hai aryaan ne socha k obviously agr nadia bhabi wahaan reh rahi hai toh umair jaanta hoga k yeh shaani ki cusin hai....toh ussney ne bata diya k yeh shaani ki cusin hai aur meri gf hai....ussi waqt umair ne aryaan ko thapar maara aur kaha k tumhien pata hai k tum kya kar rahe ho shani ki cusins meri behen jaisi hain aur tumhari itni himat aur ussi waqt shani ko phone kar k bataya k tumhari cusin aur mere cusin ke beech yeh sab kuch chal raha hai aur main nahi chahta k hum dono ki friendship main koi differences aaye aur issi
liye tum apni cusin ko sambhalo aur main vaada karta hoon k aaj k baad main aryaan aur mehek ki baat nahi hone doonga ......meri aur aryaan ki taraf se lekin tumhien bhi mehek ki taraf se guarantee deni hogi
shaani ne phone rakh kar mehek ke ghar phone kiya aur kaha k mehek ko kaho ghar aaye kyunki main aa raha hoon ( kyunki mehek apne cusin k ghar gayi thi uss waqt )
toh mehek ghar aayi toh shani ne mehek ko bahuuut maara ke tumne kyun aisa kiya ...yeh.woh
par ussi din raat ko mehek ne aryaan ko fne kiya aur kaha k kyun kiya tumne mere saath aisa kya ghalti thi meri....aur aryaan ne umair ko bataya k mehek ne aaj mujhe phir se fne kiya tha....aur umair ne shaani ko issi wajaah se mehek ko phir se maar pari...........
lekin mehek apni zid par hee rahi aur har roz ussey fne karti rahi aur maar kaati rahi
phir mehek ne romana ko sab kuch bataya ......aur romana ne mehek se baat karna chor diya
phir kuch maheno k baad mehek k liye bahhhuuuut mushkil ho gaya tha aryaan k bagair jeena aur ussey fne kiya aur kaha k bas akhri baar mujhse baat kar lo plzzzzz aryaan ne kaha theek hai batao kya baat hai..... mehek rone lagi aur kehne lagi k main tumse bahut pyaar karti hoon lekin tumhari aur meri yeh baat sun kar mere ghar walo ne faisla kiya hai k woh mera rishta kara denge iss liye main tumse poochna chahti hoon kya tum mujhse shaadi karoge .........agar tum haan karo toh main tumhare liye apni family ko chor doongi.......aur aage se aryaan kehne laga ke mera rishta ho gaya hai ....im a engaged man mehek bahhuuuut royi aur fne rakh diya ...uss din pehli baar aryaan ne umair ko nahi bataya k mehek ne mujhe fne kiya tha aur mehek ne rishte k liye bhi na kar di
and 6 months guzar gaye aur abhi tak mehek aryaan se bahut pyaar karti hai aur har roz ussey phone karti hai sirf uski awaaz sune k liye lekin khud bolti nahi hai issi dar se k kahin aryaan bata na de..........
mehek bahuuut pareshaan hai kyunki she has lost her best friend
she has lost her family’s love ........only becuz of aryaan aur woh aryaan jisko uski koi parwa nahi hai aur mehek k liye aryaan ko bhoolna .......NAMUMKIN ho gaya hai
she went against family against friends aur aaj woh bilkol akeli reh gayi hai waise rehti toh ab bhi apni family k saath hai lekin koi ussey theek se baat nahi karta................
so that was the story
The true story that i wanted 2 share with u ppl
ab kuch sawaal aap logon k liye
what should mehek do????
Aryaan kaisa larka tha????
Romana ko kya karna chahiye???
Who’s fault was it??
What would u do if this happened 2 u?
Agar aap mehek ki jagah hote kya aap bhool jaate aryaan ko
Ya Kya aap ussey badla lete
Agar aap aryaan ki jagah hote aur koi aapse itnaaaaa pyaar karta kya aap uske saath aisa karte k nahi
Aur agar karte would u regret it later in life
THANK U 4 reading the story
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« on: January 21, 2010, 07:11:04 AM »
ਬਹੁਤ ਸਾਰੇ ਲੋਕ "ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ" ਦੇ ਡੇਰੇ ਤੇ ਆ ਜਾ ਰਹੇ ਸਨ। ਇਹਨਾਂ ਵਿੱਚੋ ਜਿਆਦਾਤਰ ਲੋਕ ਅਜਿਹੇ ਸਨ ਜਿਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਪੁੱਤਰ ਨਹੀਂ ਸੀ ਤੇ ਉਹ ਪੁੱਤਰ ਦੀ ਦਾਤ ਲੈਣ ਬਾਬਾ ਝਿ ਦੇ ਡੇਰੇ ਆਉਂਦੇ ਸਨ। ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾ ਦੀ ਤਰ੍ਹਾਂ ਅੱਜ ਵੀ ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ ਦੇ ਡੇਰੇ ਤੇ ਪੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਖੈਰਾਤੀਆਂ ਦਾ ਤਾਂਤਾ ਲੱਗਿਆ ਹੋਇਆ ਸੀ । ਸ਼ਰਧਾਲੂਆਂ ਦੇ ਵਿਚਕਾਰ ਬੈਠੇ ਹੋਏ ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ ਸਭ ਨੂੰ ਪੁੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀਆਂ ਦਾਤਾਂ ਬਖਸ਼ ਰਹੇ ਸਨ। ਇੰਨੇ ਨੂੰ ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ ਦਾ ਮੋਬਾਇਲ ਖੜਕਿਆ ਅਤੇ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਪਤਾ ਲੱਗਿਆ ਕਿ ਹਸਪਤਾਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਦੀ ਪਤਨੀ ਨੇ ਤੀਜੀ ਲੜਕੀ ਨੂੰ ਜਨਮ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਹੈ। ਛੇਤੀ ਹੀ ਪੁੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਦਾਤ ਬਖਸ਼ਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ ਚਿੰਤਤ ਹੋਏ ਹਸਪਤਾਲ ਲਈ ਰਵਾਨਾ ਹੋ ਗਏ । :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: January 21, 2010, 07:08:41 AM »
Dear SIR,
BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA, TE RAAT NU NeinD NAHI ANDI, KYOKE SCHOOL VICH KURIYAN GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vitch ik VI NAHI HAI JO HAI OH SAB ENIYAN AJEEB NE K DEKHAN NU JI NI KARDA TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.
AAP JI DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
TUADA STUDENT TARNBIR SINGH
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