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« on: September 25, 2011, 06:46:05 AM »
ek kudi gharon bhajj gayi ,
do din baad wapis aa ge...............!
baapu (gusse naal) :
hun ke lain aayii hain ?????
kudi (masumiat nall) :
PATLI PIN WALA CHARGER
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« on: September 25, 2011, 06:42:35 AM »
SARPANCH>>> to his wife : chal ajj appan bahar chah peen chalde haa
Bhabhi Ji: Ki gall meri chah pee-pee k borr ho gaye
SARPANCH>>> : Nahin ohh...........................
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Bartan dho-dho k dukhi ho gaya
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« on: September 25, 2011, 06:37:42 AM »
Teacher 2 Silky:- Semester System Ka Faida Batao??
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silky:-Faida To Pata Nahi Par Beizatti Saal Me 2 Baar Ho Jaati He :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 25, 2011, 06:30:49 AM »
First love letter by Sandhu...,,乂 šτιll ∂εšι 乂 ਫਰੀਦਕੋਟੀਆ to his GF in Class -V, i m sure usne pass kiti hoyee hai
LOVE LETTER-Kaash main teri haseen behtee naak hota
Tu bari chah se bharey mann se nikalti mujhko,
main teri unglion main sharma kar chipak sa jaata,
Tu jo mujhe apni unglion se marora karti,
main tere nakhoono may latak sa jaata,
Phir tu apni sahelio se chipati mujko,
Main unko dekh kar Darr sa jaata,
Tu duniya se chup kar kahin chipkati mujhko,
Is tarah mera pyar amar ho jaata,
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« on: September 25, 2011, 06:23:56 AM »
ਅੱਜਕੱਲ ਦੀਆ ਕੂੜੀਆ ਹੱਥ
ਵਿੱਚ 2-2 mobile ਰੱਖਦੀਆ
ਫਿਰ saade jehe ਸੌਹਣੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ
ਨੂੰ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਪੁੱਛਦੀਆ ਨੇ.......
"excuse me" ਇਹ
on ਕਿੱਥੌਂ hunda......
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« on: September 25, 2011, 06:22:32 AM »
ਕੁੜੀ ਤੇ
ਮੁੰਡਾ PARK ਚ ਬੈਠੇ ਸੀ.....
ਕੁੜੀ :- ਕੁਛ ਏਡਾ ਦਾ ਕਹੋ ਕ
ਮੈਰੀ ਦਿਲ ਦੇ ਧੜਕਨ ਤੇਜ
ਹੋ ਜਾਵੇ
ਮੁੰਡਾ :- ਭਜ ਤੇਰਾ ਬੁੜਾ ਆ
ਗਯਾ....... .........
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« on: September 25, 2011, 06:19:40 AM »
$$TARN JI$$ to His Wife: Tum meri Jindgi ho aur..........
Wife: Aur Kya?????
Aur??
tell me naa Aur Kya??
Tell me aur kya(chilla kar)
$$TARN JI$$: Aur Laanat hai aisi jindgi par...... :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 25, 2011, 06:11:02 AM »
A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.
The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American. :candies: :candies: :candies:
"Okay," says the American, "your turn".
He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
:problem: :problem:
The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.  : : :
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. :hit: :hit: :hit: :hit:
After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.
The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse, hands the american $5, and goes back to sleep. :okk: :okk: :okk:
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« on: September 25, 2011, 06:01:41 AM »
Aadat Pai Ga Dodeyan Di...
Har Waqt Jeb Wich feem Rehndi Aaa...
Har Mod Te Chedi Da Nava Patola...
Par Jinu Chedo Aggon..AMLI AMLI...kehndi aa
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« on: September 25, 2011, 05:59:59 AM »
Amli_NO.1 : Yaar banda taan maran ton baad bhoot banda, janani maran ton baad kee bandi aa?
Amli_NO.2 : Yaar bahut aukha suaal aa.Sochna paina.
Amli_NO.1 : Dali sutt yaar andar..fir aoo yaad.
Amli_NO.2 : aa geya aa geya yaad aa geya. Janani maran ton baad chareil bandi aa.
Amili_NO.1 : Kamaal aa yaar...banda maran ton baad bhoot banda tay janani chareil dee chareil ee rehndi ai?? Eh taan galat gall aa.
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« on: September 25, 2011, 04:12:06 AM »
Rulez:
1) Every Girl Will Do '-2' From The Total & Every Guy '+2' To The Total.
2) U R Not Allowed To Post Consecutive Posts I Mean U Can Not Post One Post After The Other There Should Be Another Post Of Someone Else In Between.
3) If Total Reaches Zero(0) Girls Win If It Reaches 500 Boys Win.
4) The Game Will Start From 250.
5) No One Can Increase The Value From '-2'/'+2' For Single Post.
If Rules R Broken Ur Post Will Not Be Counted....
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« on: September 25, 2011, 04:00:11 AM »
lo ji main ik hor game le k aaya ..............
sareyaan ne inj karna
uper wale pj member de name nu reverse karna ........ :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: tarn ji : : : nu IJNRAT :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 25, 2011, 03:44:31 AM »
Tell every one that the person above you should act in Ad (advertisment) of which product?
Reply With Quote
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« on: September 25, 2011, 03:41:29 AM »
****Bathroom mein*****
ssa sub nu ik navi game le k aya .....
umed hai sub nu pasand aye gii...
is game ch kuch karna inj hai ki movie da name likha joo vi tuhanu pasand hai te us de age bathroom mein!! add karna
chaloo main hii shuruu kar denda
mujhe kuch kehna hai bathroom main.. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
chaloo hoo jaoo shuruu
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« on: September 10, 2011, 04:46:56 AM »
ਅਸੀ ਨੀਵੇ ਹੀ ਚੰਗੇ ਹਾਂ .... ਉੱਚੇ ਬਣਕੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ ....
ਹੱਸ ਕੇ ਸਭ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲ ਕਰੀਏ .... ਲੜਾਈਆਂ ਕਰਕੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ ....
ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਸਭ ਸੁੱਖੀ ਵੱਸਣ ਬੁਰਾਈਆਂ ਕਰਕੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ...
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« on: September 10, 2011, 04:43:07 AM »
ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਕੁਝ ਬਨਣ ਦੀ ਤਮੰਨਾ ਹੈ ਤਾਂ ਗੁਲਾਬ ਬਨਣ ਦੀ ਕੋਸਿਸ਼ ਕਰੋ ,
ਕਿਉਂ ਕਿ ਇਹ ਉਸਦੇ ਹੱਥਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਵੀ ਖੁਸ਼ਬੂ ਛੱਡ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਹੈ ਜੋ ਇਸਨੂੰ ਮਸਲ ਕੇ ਸੁੱਟ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਹੈ !
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« on: September 09, 2011, 08:47:51 AM »
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:.
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« on: September 09, 2011, 08:46:09 AM »
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:.....
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« on: September 08, 2011, 04:27:46 AM »
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:...
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« on: September 07, 2011, 10:30:00 AM »
ssa janta .. main dekh reha tusi sare ik topic nu le k bahut pak chuke hoo ki "ki ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ nu mod bnauna chahida aa?" main soch reha bana hi reha devaan : : : : ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ tenu mod nahi ADMIN banaya ja reha hai ..ash kar mitraan de raaj ch ... :D: :D: :D: :D:
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