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« on: March 17, 2009, 05:43:02 AM »
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board "Dont use Mobile Here" ..
he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls every1 from his phone & says.. DONT CALL ME NOW.
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6442
« on: March 17, 2009, 05:40:34 AM »
santa makes a call to banta...
Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon..
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6443
« on: March 17, 2009, 05:38:25 AM »
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye..
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6444
« on: March 17, 2009, 05:30:48 AM »
Santa goes to `Kaun Banega Karodpati` show.
Amitabh Bachchan asks him, Santaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?
Santa: Pitaaji ke saath.
Amitabh: Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?
Santa: Hmm.... yes.
Amitabh: Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?
Santa: Hmm... OK.
Amitabh: Are Santaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon
Santa: Pehle mujhe chaar options to do!
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6445
« on: March 17, 2009, 05:27:51 AM »
Teacher to Santa :" Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA
6446
« on: March 17, 2009, 01:34:34 AM »
66-1=65....
Balle;.. Balle;.. Balle;.. Balle;.
6447
« on: March 17, 2009, 01:07:03 AM »
The sightscreen is used in the cricket as if when the bowler delivers the ball; the batsman can see it clearly against the background and it also prevents any major attention from occurring in that direction as the batsman was focusing on the ball.
6448
« on: March 17, 2009, 01:00:46 AM »
santa ask to banta:
i m going iska matlab kya hota hai..
banta:mai ja raha hun..
santa:Aise nhi jane dunga pehlebata..
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6449
« on: March 17, 2009, 12:44:06 AM »
santa dials a number....a girl receive call..
santa:who are you..
girl:sita here..
santa:maine to chandigarh phone kiya tha ye to ayodhya mil gaya..
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6450
« on: March 17, 2009, 12:34:10 AM »
I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english, because english is a phunny language
hero- Amitabh Bachchan
:-movie- Namakhalal
:hehe:... :hehe:... :hehe:... :hehe:...
6451
« on: March 17, 2009, 12:25:25 AM »
I m Hajir...masterni ji...
:me: ...:me:.. :me: ...:me:
6452
« on: March 16, 2009, 12:37:43 PM »
Dosti ki hai - nibhani toh padegi ........
:agreed: .....:agreed:....:agreed:....:agreed:..
-:movie- Maine Pyar Kiya
:Tumbup:.. :Tumbup:.. :Tumbup: ..:Tumbup:..
6453
« on: March 16, 2009, 11:26:01 AM »
Santa bought a new mobile.
He send msg to every1 from his Cell.
"My Mobile No. Has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is Nokia 6600"..
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6454
« on: March 16, 2009, 11:24:37 AM »
Interviewer:What is Skeleton?
Santa:Sir, Skeleton is a Person who started Dieting but forgot to stop it!! ...
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6455
« on: March 16, 2009, 11:20:43 AM »
Ilaaka Kutte Billiyon Ke Hua Karte Hain , Sher Jahan Bhi Jaata Hai Woh Khud Uska Ilaaka Ho Jaata Hai.
:Tumbup: ...:Tumbup: ...:Tumbup: ...:Tumbup:
hero- Dharmendra
movie- Ilaaka.
6456
« on: March 16, 2009, 11:00:32 AM »
nice picture...... =D>... =D>... =D>... =D>
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« on: March 16, 2009, 07:26:05 AM »
gud.... =D>.. =D>... =D>... =D>
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« on: March 15, 2009, 06:17:02 AM »
i m haajir masterni ji....
:me: .....:me:
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« on: March 14, 2009, 10:01:07 AM »
tere sheher nu sajda kar chale...
jiti hoi baazihar chale..
nai ona kade pher palat ke..nai ona kade pher palat ke...
....
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« on: March 13, 2009, 01:48:11 PM »
SSA JI...
patola ji...ki hal e
:agreed:... :agreed:... :agreed:
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