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« on: March 30, 2011, 05:06:18 PM »
New Style Of Purposing A Girl :wait:
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dekh mein ni chaunda k mera munda wadda hoke teri te kudi nu line mare
eda menu bahut bura laguga :break:
tuhan karde te ...... asi dona nu bhra bhen bana dene a
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 30, 2011, 04:59:29 PM »
ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਚੱਕਦਾ C ਅੱਖ ਜ਼ਰਾ ਸੋਚ ਕੇ
ਹੁਣ ਵਾਲਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਵੀ gєℓ ਲਾਵੇ ਪੋਚ ਕੇ
ਐਵੇ ਦੋ ਸਾਲ ¢нαη∂ιgαян ਪੜ੍ਹ ਕੀ ਗਿਆ
ਨੀ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਆਸ਼੍ਕੀ ch ਡਿਗਰੀ ਕਰ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ..
ਲੱਗੇ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ੍ਹ ਪਰੀਆਂ ਦਾ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਨੀ
ਤੰਗ ਜ਼ੀਨਾ ਵਾਲੀਆ ਨੇ ਪਾਇਆ ਕਹਿਰ ਨੀ
ਕਦੇ ਲੇਕ ਦੇ ਉੱਤੇ ਗੇੜੀ ਲਾਉਂਦਾ ਏ
ਬਸ ਕੱਪੜੇ ਧੁਆਉਣ ਘਰੇ ਆਉਂਦਾ ਏ
ਪੀਜੀ ਰਹਿਣ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਮਾਪਿਆ ਨਾਲ ਲੜ ਨੀ ਪਿਆ
ਨੀ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਆਸ਼੍ਕੀ ch ਡਿਗਰੀ ਕਰ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ...
ਏਹਦਾ ਨਿੱਤ ਦਾ ਹੈ ਵਧੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਖ਼ਰਚਾ
ਸਾਰੇ ਪਿੰਡ ਚ ਕਰਾਤੀ ਏਹਨੇ ਚਰਚਾ
ਰੱਖੇ ਪੰਜ-ਸੱਤ ਯਾਰ ਹੁਣ ਨਾਲ ਨੀ
ਦੇਖੇ ਜੱਟ ਵਲ ਕੀਹਦੀ ਏ ਮਜ਼ਾਲ ਨੀ
ਛੱਡ yαмαнα ਲੰਡੀ ਜ਼ੀਪ ਉੱਤੇ ਚੜ੍ਹ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ
ਨੀ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਆਸ਼੍ਕੀ ch ਡਿਗਰੀ ਕਰ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ..
ਹਵਾ ਲੱਗ ਗਈ ਏ ਏਹਨੂੰ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ੍ਹ ਦੀ
ਜਣੀ-ਖਣੀ ਉੱਤੇ ਅੱਖ ਹੁ੍ਣ ਖੜ੍ਹਦੀ
ਨਿੱਤ ਘੇਰ ਲੈਂਦਾ ਜਿਹੜੀ ਲੱਗੇ ਸੌਹਣੀ ਓਏ
ਦਿਲ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਏਹੋ ਸਾਡੀ ਹੀਰ ਹੋਣੀ ਓਏ
ਯਾਰੋ ਹੁਸਣਾ ਦੇ ਜ਼ਾਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਫ਼ਸ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ
ਨੀ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਆਸ਼੍ਕੀ ch ਡਿਗਰੀ ਕਰ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ..
ਲਾਈ ਸਿਰੇ ਦਿਆ ਵੈਲੀਆ ਨਾਲ ਯਾਰੀ ਏ
ਚੱਲੀ ਬਾਕੀਆ ਦੇ ਦਿਲਾਂ ਉੱਤੇ ਆਰੀ ਏ
ਹੁਣ ਘੱਟ ਹੀ ਕਲਾਸਾਂ ਇਹ ਲਾਉਂਦਾ ਏ
ਜ਼ਾਕੇ ਡਿਸ੍ਕੋ ਚ ਭੜਥੂ ਵੀ ਪਾਉਂਦਾ ਏ
songੱ crazy ਏਹਨੂੰ ਕਰ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ
ਨੀ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਆਸ਼੍ਕੀ ch ਡਿਗਰੀ ਕਰ ਨੀ ਗਿਆ..
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 30, 2011, 04:43:41 PM »
Interesting Facts Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known. The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years. A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane) There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans. One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny The word "set " has the most number of definitions in the English language;192 Slugs have four noses Sharks can live up to 100 years Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color. Kangaroos can't walk backwards About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887 The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom. Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with. The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002 Octopus have three hearts If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change. 1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old The body has 2-3 million sweat glands Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs Tiger shark embryos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born. Most cats are left pawed 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling! Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours An eyeball weighs about 1 ounceBone is five times stronger than steel :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: March 25, 2011, 05:11:08 PM »
Jailer: Tenu kal 4 vaje fansi de diti javegi. :thaa:
Vicious : Jor jor naal hasan laga.
Jailer: Hass kyu riha hai? :wait:
Vicious: Main taan uthda hi 9 vaje haan...
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 25, 2011, 05:01:17 PM »
ik wari nakhro saghi de ghar raat rehan jandi hai........dinner karan ton baad dono janiya single bed te so jandiya a.....
adi raat nu nakhro uth k kol paye sofe te pe jandi a......
Saghi: nakhro siso ethe a k so jao ik bande de saun lai jga ban gai a....
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 25, 2011, 04:53:54 PM »
muskan's bf in Romantic mood: Ye raatien, 
yeh hawaye
Yeh aasman,
yeh chadni
yeh ghataye
yeh nadiya ,
Yeh kinare
Muskan :angr: : Kamneya ..!! Pyaar kar reha k
Enviormental science padha reha hai ..
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 22, 2011, 11:17:41 PM »
Meet sukhe talab wich boating kar riha si.
Vicious : isne sada naam badnam kita hoya hai
je mainu terna aunda hunda taan othe hi ja ke marda sale nu
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 22, 2011, 03:40:23 PM »
teacher:- nakhro
students: meet, mamu, preet ( _vicious_), dilraj, saghi, shokeen-munda
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nakhro attendence laundi hoi
Nakhro: roll number 1??
Vicious: hajir ji..!! mam ji !! mam ji !! mein ik new shayeri likhi hai tuhade layi special !!
Nakhro: sachi muchi mere lai??
vicious: hanji mam tuhade lai.....[/size][/font] :love:
bahut hee dukhi hirde naal arz kita hai !!
Jado yaad MADAM di aave,
main tiolet ch baith ke ro laindaa,
jado dabba hanjua naal bhar jave,
main ohna hee  [/url] dho lainda[/size][/font].. :D:
nakhro: :thaa:
Attendence ton thori der baad !!
meet te mamu ne DARU peeti hundi hai !! te gaana gaa rahe hunde ne >>>
YEH DOSTI HUM NAHI TORE gey,,,,,,,,, TOREN GEY [/size],,,,,, PAR MAGAR,,,,,,, TERA SAATH NA CHOREN GEY..[/size][/font] :excited: [/size]
NAKHRO: SHUT UP!! :ANGRY:
[/font]BACHO,,,
[/size]SHRAAB,CIGRATE aur LADKIYA,,[/size]
yeh sab tumhaari jaan ke dushman hoti hain,,,
yaad rakhna bacho,,[/size][/font]
Meet: [/size] madam ji !! [/size][/size][/size] [/size][/size]
[/size] jerha banda apne DUSHMAN kolo dar ke bhaj jave !!
oho MARD nahi hunda..
Nakhro: SM te dilraj beta menu,,,,,past, present te future te 1-1 example daso....
Dilraj: [/size][/size] main Sundari thi ,,SUNDARI hoon aaur SUNDARI rahungi,,[/size][/font]
SM ( thori der baad) to dilraj: tenu veham c, veham hai te veham rahuga..[/size][/font]Nakhro: shutt upp :angr: saghi beta did u make poem for someone??
saghi: ya ya ya!! :cooll:
my poem for_vicious_ :excited:
Little Bird flying in the SKY
Dropping Potty on Joker's eye
he don't worry
he do[/size][/font]n't cry
he just thank god that ELEPHANT don't fly
_vicious_ :[/size][/font] :break:
saari class: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D:
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« on: March 22, 2011, 02:43:13 PM »
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« on: March 21, 2011, 06:30:51 PM »
nakhro: Janu!! Ajj Date Pe McDonald Chale?
Her Bf: Hmmmm, Agar Tum McDonald K Spelling Sunao to Phir Le k Jauga
nakhro: Thorhi Der Sochnay K Baad... :wait:
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Dafa Karo McDonald Ko!! Mujhy Ni Pasand..
Chalo KFC Chaltay Hain
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« on: March 21, 2011, 04:46:44 PM »
Teacher : meet ( singh2012)
Students :soul mate, dilraj, killa kaur, nakhro (kk) ,preet (_vicious_) , _fateh_---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------teacher class vich a k attendance lga reha hunda hai.. Meet: Roll number 1 ??
Soul mate: Hajir ji..!! :cooll: Meet: Putt tu 2 din school nahi c aaya..?? kal te Parso kithe c?? :thaa: soul mate: Sir ji.. mere kol sirf ik hee NIKAR hai... te parso NIKAR dhoti hoyi c.. :superhappy: Meet: ok.. ferr kal kithe c ?? :angr: Soul mate: Sir ji.... kal main school nu aa reha c ta..... raaste ch tuhaade ghar de bahar dekheya taan..  tuhaadi NIKAR  taar te sukni paayi hoyi c.... main socheya .. MASTER ji ajj chutti te aa.... school fer parai taan honi hi nahi..... is layi main schoolnahi c aaya :happy: Meet:  tu socheya ghatt kar ooyyeee... baith ja hun ?? Preet (_Vicious_) class ch jahaaj bann k ghum reha hunda hai.... :here: Meet: preet putt....!! tu baith ja tikk ke.. kise ch bajjenga..!!
tu bahut hee shrarat karda a...
acha chal tu.. mere ik swaal da jwaab de... nahi taan tenu MURGA bana ke rakhna saara din.. te aanda v dena pauga....
je tere kol 7 pen ne...
2 NAKHRO de ditte,
3 dilraj nu de ditte,
2 killa kaur nu de ditte...
te fer tere kol ki bacheya..??
Preet:  bacheya taan Master ji kujj nhi.... bass 3 saheliya jaroor ban jaangiya.... :hehe:
Meet: chal murga bann ja odar ja k..???preet: Sir ji..!! Sukka k tari waala..?? :woried:
Meet: Roll Number 2 kithe aa..?? :waitin:
_fateh_: Hajir Master ji...!!
Meet: Explain Digestive System in one Sentnce?_fateh_: Master ji..!! Eh ik tarah da Process hai.. jerha ki... khaan vele RIGHT HAND ton shuru hunda hai.. te khatam  LEFT HAND te.....
Meet: fittehh mmuhhhh teraaa... :angr: SAARI CLASS: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh:
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« on: March 20, 2011, 09:13:57 PM »
Vicious: yaar Meet meri gf da b,day aa, ki gift kara usnu,  Meet: dekhan ch kidda di aa :waitin: Vicious: bhot sohni aa katrina kaif wergi :superhappy: Meet: le mera number de de phir  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 20, 2011, 09:07:51 PM »
Dilraj-Is jeans ki price kitni hai? :wait:
[/color] Dukandar-Rs.700 Only
Dilraj: uff....! :Cry:
Aur US Jeans ka kya price hai?
Dukandar: uska 2 baar uff-uff...
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 20, 2011, 08:28:11 PM »
Teacher -- Madam Kudrat K Students-- vicious, sandhu_boyz, saghi te kamli kuri ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Madam Kudrat K jado class ch enter hoye.. Sandhu-->> ClAsS... StanD... GuD Gud NiGhT MaDaM Ji...!! :happy:
Kudrat K : :thaa: GUD NYT..?? Sandhu tu ajj DARU peeti??? :angr:
Sandhu :MaDaM ji..!! MaIn TaAn DaRu ChAdD dItTi hAi....
Kudrat : :waitin: sachi muchi.. ??
Sandhu : HaNjI MaDaM jI..!! Ajj savere savere 3 Ghante Pehlan he glass ch chad k aaya.. saari Botal  Khatam Ho Gyi c.. Bass iK Pegg e nahi Peeta jaa reha c.. tidDi bhaR gai c shayad....:hehe: [/color]kudrat : tu chup karke baith ja... :angr: kamli kithe aa..??[/font] [/size][/font][/color]kamli: :blush: hanji mam[/font] [/size][/font][/color]Kudrat: :angry: kal tu school kyun nahi c aayi..??
[/font] [/color]kamli: :woried: Madam ji Madam ji..!! kal main na ... main na.. :problem: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ..eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaa ......... kall main raaste ch aa rahi c ta ... mere paira ch GOHA lagg geya.... :D: :D:
[/font] [/color]Kudrat : fitteh muhh tera... thora jeha gussa ki ho jao.. waaja hee wajjan lag jande ne...ene de [/font] [/color] Beta kamli... Tu chup karja koi gall nahi... rona nahi.. ok .... aa lai LOLLI POP..[/font] [/size][/font][/color]kamli:  thaankuuuuu Mam..!![/font] [/size][/font] [/color]KUDRAT : saghi BETA.. Jado asmaan ch BIJLI chamakdi hai.. taan sanu ROSHNI pahle dikhdi hai.. te awaaz baad ch sundi hai......OH KYON???[/font] [/size][/font] [/color]saghi : hmmmm... kionki.. Madam ji..!! apniya AKHAN agge te KANN pichey ne... IS lyi.. [/font] [/size][/font] [/color]kudrat: Shabaash.. saghi beta.. !![/font] [/color] Bacho.. tusi v saare saghi wangu pareya karo dekho..[/font] [/size][/font][/color] She (saghi) is too much INTELLIgent, and also very Punctual.. kujj sikheya karo.. es kolo...[/font] [/size][/font] [/color]nd den
Vicious.. whr r u..??
tu Admission Form taan bharna c poora..!!
tere Pita ji ki karde ne..???
vicious: I.C.S. in Summer & P.C.S. in Winter..!!
Kudrat: :idontunderstand: hun ICS te PCS ki hai..??
Vicious: ICS = Ice Cream Seller in Summer and Pakoda Chart Seller in Winter..!! :superhappy:
Kudrat: kal nu Pakore lai k aavi.. beeba putt bann ke. . theek hai.. :kiss:
saghi : mam main tuhaade layi Shayeri likhi c..
Arz hai...
Rainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..
Wah Wah..!!
Rainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..
Wah Wah..!!
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PlZ MaM.. :rabb: may I go to toilet..??Kudrat: fittey muhh tere.. :thaa:
saari class : :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh:
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« on: March 20, 2011, 02:48:06 PM »
1971 di Ladayi chal rahi c. Paki jahaj utto bomb sut reha c...... . . . . . . . . Loki gharo bahar pajj rahe c...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Preet ki wife:Mein apne nakli dand ghar andar bhul gayi ...... :sad: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Preet :lost: Pagle Jahaj bomb sutda peya a kurkure ni....
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« on: March 18, 2011, 05:40:57 PM »
ek baar sandhu rail ki patri pe so gya
ton kisi ne kaha kya kr rhy ho train ayegi to mrjaoge
sandhu :Mere uprse JAHAZ guzr gya to kch ni hua TRAIN NAY KYA KR LENA hai :tongue:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 05:37:59 PM »
ik din kk (kamli kuri) class ch baithi makhiya maar rahi c te isde kol teacher aai te ik question pusheya
Teacher: wht is plural form of mouse
kk: mice
teacher: very gud beta and now tell what is plural form of baby?
KK : ummm  "Twins" mam
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« on: March 17, 2011, 02:42:11 PM »
Teacher:- Bachiyo tusi suniya hovega k har ik admi di kamyabi de peche ik aaurat [/color]hundi hai
aa . esto tusi ki samjhde ho?
SM :- is da matlab aa padayi wich time barbad na karo Kudiya Fasao Kudiya [/color][/font] :blink:
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« on: March 17, 2011, 02:29:03 PM »
saghi : kai bande sooraj val dekh k sahi time das dinde aa
kamli kuri: mai v kyi var try kiti par mainu kade number dikhe ni sooraj te :rockon:
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« on: March 16, 2011, 07:22:19 PM »
1 docter punjabi bache de pair de tanke katn aaya.
Dr.-Beta woh dekho upar sone ki chidiya :superhappy:
Bacha- oyee tu saleya thale dekh,pair na wad davi mera,lagda chidi da mama
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