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Gup Shup / intersting facts..
« on: March 30, 2011, 04:43:41 PM »
Interesting Facts
Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known.

The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long


Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile


A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.


A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane)


There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.


One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny


The word "set " has the most number of definitions in the English language;192


Slugs have four noses


Sharks can live up to 100 years


Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.


Kangaroos can't walk backwards


About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday


The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887


The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.


Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency


Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints


There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human


It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.


The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002


Octopus have three hearts


If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange


The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.


1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old


The body has 2-3 million sweat glands


Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs


Tiger shark embryos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.


Most cats are left pawed


250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa


A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant


You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!


Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours


An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce
Bone is five times stronger than steel
 :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:


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Fun Time / Re: This is dedicated to all my pj friends
« on: March 30, 2011, 03:33:01 AM »
eniya jaffiya pa k banda maarna a  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
meeeeeeeeeeet   :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

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Fun Time / Re: This is dedicated to all my pj friends
« on: March 30, 2011, 03:00:23 AM »
bahut wadiya bro... :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

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Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Re: 2 Global Mod Promotions March 2011
« on: March 26, 2011, 11:10:09 PM »
 :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: balle daddi di promotion ho gai te hun par daddi ban gai a loko :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:   congrats daddi ji...........i hope u can do ur best on ur new postion...... :okk:

nd jithe rahi pj sarpanch di gal........usne menu ta kadi sig. bna k nahi dite :hehe: jus kidding

tenu v bahut bahut mubarka hon veere......enjoy ur new position bro :)
 

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Jokes Majaak / vicious te jailer..
« on: March 25, 2011, 05:11:08 PM »

 Jailer: Tenu kal 4 vaje fansi de diti javegi.
:thaa:
 
 Vicious : Jor jor naal hasan laga.

Jailer: Hass kyu riha hai? :wait:
 
 Vicious: Main taan uthda hi 9 vaje haan...
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:    :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / nakhro saghi de ghar..
« on: March 25, 2011, 05:01:17 PM »
ik wari nakhro saghi de ghar raat rehan  jandi hai........dinner karan ton baad dono janiya single bed te so jandiya a.....
adi  raat nu nakhro uth k kol paye sofe te pe jandi a......
 Saghi: nakhro siso ethe a k so jao ik bande de saun lai jga ban gai a....
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / muskan te usda bf.
« on: March 25, 2011, 04:53:54 PM »
muskan's bf  in Romantic mood: Ye raatien, :flyingkiss:
 
 
 yeh hawaye

 Yeh aasman,

 yeh chadni
yeh ghataye

 yeh nadiya ,
 
 Yeh kinare 
 
 Muskan
:angr: : Kamneya ..!! Pyaar kar reha k
 
 
 Enviormental science padha 
reha  hai ..
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: nakhro da rista
« on: March 25, 2011, 04:46:49 PM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: sire la deti sandhu bai...........recpect added  :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: *❤*ਮੁਸਕਾਨ*❤*te usda bf
« on: March 25, 2011, 04:44:35 PM »
 :D: :D:   

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj da school part 3
« on: March 23, 2011, 04:45:52 PM »
ur welcome :)
WAH G WAH RATI RAAT TAAKI KAR LAYI ASI KAL STUDENT S AJJ TEACHER BAN GAYE LOLZ...... :D:

jerha banda apne DUSHMAN kolo dar ke bhaj jave !!    oho MARD nahi hunda.. :D:

Preet and sm da dilogue bahut funnyy aaaa
bahut wadiyan likheya meet  thxx yaar


 :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj da school part 3
« on: March 23, 2011, 04:44:51 PM »
 :D: :D: sahi e keha usne..............asi kehra baith k jhoote laine c othe  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
thank god elephant dont fly.. :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pj da school part 3
« on: March 23, 2011, 04:44:07 PM »
 :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: thxx bro   :hug:
this is sooo funnyyy  :D: :D: :D:


jad dabaa hanjuyaan nal bhar jave mae udey naal hi dho lena  :laugh: :laugh:


tenu kal v weham c tenu aaj v weham a te kal v rahugaa  :kamli: :kamli:


balle meet bro  :hug: :hug:

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Jokes Majaak / _vicious_ te meet
« on: March 22, 2011, 11:17:41 PM »
Meet sukhe talab wich boating kar riha si.

Vicious : isne sada naam badnam kita hoya hai
je mainu terna aunda hunda  taan othe hi ja ke marda sale nu
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: pj school part 2
« on: March 22, 2011, 11:04:38 PM »
 :D:    :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
hahahhha meeto funny   :D: :D: :D:   
 
 
 tari wala murga  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Pj da school part 3
« on: March 22, 2011, 03:40:23 PM »
teacher:- nakhro

students: meet, mamu, preet ( _vicious_), dilraj, saghi, shokeen-munda
==================================================================================================

nakhro attendence laundi hoi

Nakhro: roll number 1??

Vicious:
hajir ji..!! mam ji !! mam ji !! mein  ik new  shayeri likhi hai tuhade layi special !!

Nakhro: sachi muchi mere lai??

vicious: hanji mam tuhade lai.....
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bahut hee dukhi hirde naal arz kita hai !!
 
 Jado yaad MADAM di aave,
 main tiolet ch baith ke ro laindaa,
 jado dabba hanjua naal bhar jave,
 main ohna hee 
Posted Image[/url] dho lainda[/size][/font].. :D:

nakhro: :thaa:

Attendence ton thori der baad !!

meet te mamu ne DARUPosted Image peeti hundi hai !! te gaana gaa rahe hunde ne >>>
 
 
YEH DOSTI HUM NAHI TORE gey,,,,,,,,, TOREN GEY [/size],,,,,, PAR MAGAR,,,,,,, TERA SAATH NA CHOREN GEY..[/size][/font] :excited: [/size]
 
NAKHRO: SHUT UP!!  :ANGRY:

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BACHO,,, 
 
 [/size]
SHRAAB,CIGRATE aur LADKIYA,,[/size]
 
 yeh sab tumhaari jaan ke dushman   hoti hain,,,
 
 
 yaad rakhna bacho,,
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Meet: 
[/size] madam ji  !!  [/size][/size][/size]Posted Image[/size][/size]
[/size] jerha banda apne DUSHMAN kolo dar ke bhaj jave !!
 oho MARD nahi hunda..

Nakhro:  SM te dilraj beta menu,,,,,past, present te future te 1-1 example daso....

Dilraj:
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[/size] main Sundari thi ,,SUNDARI hoon aaur SUNDARI rahungi,,[/size][/font]Posted Image


SM ( thori der baad) to dilraj: tenu veham c, veham hai te veham rahuga..
[/size][/font]Nakhro: shutt upp :angr: saghi beta did u make poem for someone??

saghi: ya ya ya!! :cooll:
my poem for_vicious_
:excited:

Little Bird flying in the SKY
 
 Dropping PottyPosted Image on Joker's eye
 
 
 he don't worry
 
 he do
[/size][/font]n't cry
 
 he just thank god that ELEPHANTPosted Image don't fly

_vicious_ :
[/size][/font] :break:

saari class:  :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D:

 
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Jokes Majaak / Mamu da viah wala din ...
« on: March 22, 2011, 02:43:13 PM »

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Santa and Banta Joke........
« on: March 22, 2011, 02:13:05 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: sahi keha...

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 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: kaim  bai

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Jokes Majaak / Re: pj school part 2
« on: March 22, 2011, 02:10:40 PM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:   

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Jokes Majaak / Re: pj school part 2
« on: March 21, 2011, 10:34:39 PM »
 :D: :D: :D: ethe sare e headmaster bane firde ne tusi daso kisnu milna  :laugh:
School da headmaster kaun aa bhai :p i really wana meet

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