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Gup Shup / Re: tusi kidda di marriage pasand karde ho??

« on: June 25, 2015, 12:46:55 PM »

How many types of marriages r der???? :wait:

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Lyrics / Ak47 diljit dosanjh

« on: June 25, 2015, 12:35:13 PM »

ak 47 vicho hunde sun fire ni,
ik paase laa du tera pind naale shehar ni,
hattha naal mitayo jattt sohniye mathhe diya khuniya nu,
rakh sirr utte sirr sauja vairne jatt dekh layuga duniya nu,

mirze de wangu ni main saun wala jatt ni,
laayi main shameera di chagaath deni patt ni,
akha naal dikhau jatt sohniye kanna diya suniya nu,
rakh sirr utte sirr sauja vairne jatt dekh layuga duniya nu,

arh naal modey aa main muh talwara de,
gabru ne chakkey aa bhulekhe hathiyaara de,
muddton hidene mainu aaunde aa gunn tere guniya nu,
rakh sirr utte sirr sauja vairne jatt dekh layuga duniya nu,

dosanjha wala gaunda ithe rahu diljit ni,
kaonkeya ch geet tera likhu baljit ni,
speakra te sun jeon jogiye galla chaar chuniya nu,
rakh sirr utte sirr sauja vairne jatt dekh layuga duniya nu,

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Birthdays / Re: HaPPy bIrthDay tO Cim GrewAl

« on: June 12, 2015, 05:21:47 AM »

Happy wala bday simm kaure.
Rab kre tuhada leakda nakk jaldi theek hove te agge toon kade v leakage di koi prob na ave. stay healthy&happy
:pray:

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Fun Time / Re: Je tusi rich hunde ek din layi?

« on: June 07, 2015, 11:08:24 AM »

Jine v lok raat nu bhukhe saunde ohna layi langer la dinde,,,

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Request / Re: Request Video Of The Day

« on: May 31, 2015, 12:24:24 AM »

http://youtu.be/gL6zaCy2DOc

- played-

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Jokes Majaak / Husband's FB status

« on: May 30, 2015, 12:37:57 PM »

Husband's FB Status:
good morning,
such a lovely day,
I'm so happy today!!😊

Wife commented: Challenge accepted😂😄

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Jokes Majaak / Birds

« on: May 20, 2015, 08:52:29 AM »

Wife checks husbands mobile and find all girls numbers saved in the following order

New bird
Neighbour bird
Old bird
Upstair bird
Hospital bird
Insurance bird
College bird
Super market bird

Finally she checks her name. and it was saved as

Angry bird"

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Jokes Majaak / Dubbed moviess

« on: May 19, 2015, 12:05:58 PM »

English Movies Dubbed in Hindi

Hurt locker - Ghayal Tijori

Batman - Ballebaaz

Iron man - Istri Wala

Transporter - Coolie

Transporter 2 - Do Coolie

She's the man - Bobby Darling

10,000 bc - Dev Anand

Blood diamond - Khooni Heera

Saw - Dekha

Saw 2 - Dobara Dekha

Saw 3 - Phirse Dekha

Saw 4 - Bar Bar Dekha

And the last one has to be

Superman - Rajnikanth

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Shayari / Dukh Tan Na Hunda

« on: May 19, 2015, 12:00:44 PM »

Tutt Gyi Adh Waate Tan Hi Dil Wich Sog Hai,
Jeon Joge Nahio Lagga Ishqe Da Rog Hai,
Ohde Pyar Wala Waise Supna Kamaal C,
Kujh Keh V Na Sake,Ohdi Khushi Da Swaal C,
Pyaar Ton Yakeen Sada Chukk Tan Na Hunda,
Dass Jande Majboori Tan Aina Dukh Tan Na Hunda...

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Jokes Majaak / Phone.

« on: May 19, 2015, 11:58:37 AM »

ਬੜੇ ਦਿਨਾਂ ਬਾਅਦ ਅੱਜ
‪phone‬ ਤੇ ਉਸਦੀ ਅਵਾਜ਼ ਸੁਣੀ
ਤਾਂ
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Dil ਨੇ ਧੜਕਦੇ ਹੋਏ ਕਿਹਾ
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ਜਲਦੀ ਯਾਦ ਕਰ ‪ਕੰਜਰਾ‬ ਆਹ ਕਿਹੜੀ ਆ

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Jokes Majaak / All men r same.

« on: May 15, 2015, 12:10:05 AM »

The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same"

was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.

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Jokes Majaak / Bachpan cha dil kado tut da

« on: May 15, 2015, 12:06:00 AM »

ਬਚਪਨ ਚ ਸਭ ਤੋ ਜਿਆਦਾ # ਦਿਲ ਕਦ ਟੁੱਟਦਾ ਸੀ,...
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ਜਦੋ,
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. ਕੋਈ ਰਿਸਤੇਦਾਰ ਆਪਾ ਨੂੰ #100 ਦਾ ਨੋਟ ਦੇਣ
ਲਗਦਾ ਸੀ,...
ਤੇ ‪#‎ਮੰਮੀ‬ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਸੀ,..
ਐਨੇ ਇਹਨੇ ਕੀ ਕਰਨੇ ਆ 10 ਰੁਪੇ ‪#‎ਦੇ‬ ਦੇ ਬਸ...

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Jokes Majaak / ਰੱਬ ਨੇ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਵੇਹਲੇ ਬੈਠਕੇ ਬਣਾਇਆ ਹੋਊ__

« on: May 15, 2015, 12:01:12 AM »

ਮੁੰਡਾ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ - ਰੱਬ ਨੇ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਵੇਹਲੇ ਬੈਠਕੇ ਬਣਾਇਆ
ਹੋਊ__
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ਕੁੜੀ - ਓਹ Thnx !!
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ਮੁੰਡਾ - ਨਹੀਂ ਮੇਰਾ ਕਹਿਣ ਦਾ ਮਤਲਬ ਫਾਲਤੂ ਕੰਮ ਵਿਹਲੇ
ਬੈਠ ਕੇ ਹੀ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਆ__

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