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Request / Hollywood Section Request
« on: January 18, 2011, 10:15:05 AM »
  :me: Can we please get a Hollywood Sub Section in the Entertainment Section!  :plz:

cus i can post all hollywood related stuff there. for example videos n movies n latest gossips !  :rockon: :excited: :blush:

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Gup Shup / Oxfordlad
« on: January 17, 2011, 01:14:14 AM »
http://punjabijanta.com/profile/Oxfordlad/

eh ik nawa user ah...lolz i dnt wnna sound stalkerish but is he really from oxford?  :rockon:

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Gup Shup / Show Your Stats
« on: January 17, 2011, 01:08:35 AM »
  General Statistics - ♥ Khish Mish ♥
 Total Time Spent Online: 25 days, 19 hours and 10 minutes.
Total Posts: 2422 posts
Total Topics Started: 175 topics
Number of Polls Created: 1 polls
Number of Votes Cast: 31 votes
 
Posting Activity By Time
                           
 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 
Time of Day
 
Most Popular Boards By Posts Most Popular Boards By Activity
 PJ Games  523
Fun Time  226
Gup Shup  225
Jokes Majaak  215
Help & Suggestions  171
Introductions / New Friends  148
Complaints  141
Pics  120
Shayari  102
Life Health Fitness  75
  Bollywood  3.2562%
Help & Suggestions  1.9222%
Complaints  1.8331%
Tutorials  1.7123%
Introductions / New Friends  1.6672%
Members Pic  1.6476%
Life Health Fitness  1.2783%
Forum Dehshiyat / Rules Regulations  1.1054%
Lok Virsa Pehchaan  1.0958%
Jokes Majaak  0.9473%
 

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Shayari / Dil Mein
« on: January 17, 2011, 12:01:26 AM »
Mere dil mein basi hararat ho tum,
Meri aankhon ko mili shararat ho tum,
Dekhun tumhein to paalun mein duniya,
Na milo to milne ki baghavat ho tum
 

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Knowledge / New Horoscope Changes
« on: January 16, 2011, 12:32:20 PM »
People around the world are quite confused regarding news that their zodiac sign that they have come to know over the years suddenly changed because of the gravitational pull of the moon. While many are saying that the “zodiac changes don’t count if you were born before 2009,” and others are saying to not to change your zodiac sign, and rather stay with the zodiac sign that they have become accustomed to, there are those that are interested in learning about their new zodiac sign. Below are the new list that has been compiled by astrologists. More than likely, you have a new zodiac sign:

Capricorn
January 20 to February 16

Aquarius
February 16 to March 11

Pisces
March 11 to April 18.

Aries
April 18 to May 13

Taurus
May 13 to June 21.

Gemini
June 21 to July 20

Cancer
July 20 to August 10

Leo
August 10 to September 16

Virgo
September 16 to October 30

Libra
October 30 to November 23

Scorpio
November 23 to November 29

Ophiuchus
November 29 to December 17

Sagittarius
December 17 to January 20

 :excited:

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Introductions / New Friends / Welcome to Pj Romy
« on: January 16, 2011, 09:40:47 AM »
Sat Shri Akal PJ WASIO :hug:

kiwe oh sab? kaimz oh ?

Ao sab ral ke IK nawe sadasya nu apne parivaar ch welcome karieye!

Welcome to PJ Romy :excited: :hug: :happy:

Hope u have a great time here and make lots of new friends. Forumz ch hissa lao, chat karo, ghane suhno , shayri paro. Have Fun

Agar kise vi cheej di help chaidi hove ta menu ya hor kise vi PJ members nu puch skde oh

 :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :excited: :excited: :hug: :hug: :happy: :happy: :happy: :okk: :okk: :dumlak:


http://punjabijanta.com/index.php?action=profile;u=24443

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Beauty Fashion LifeStyle / Girls: Eyeshadows
« on: January 15, 2011, 07:09:34 PM »
Can u guys recommend some good eye shadow colors for brown eyes! plzzzzz thankuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu  :excited: :excited: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :blush: :blush: :blush:

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Beauty Fashion LifeStyle / Girls: Eyeliners
« on: January 15, 2011, 07:06:48 PM »
Kida meri pyari siso's.  :hug:

so mera swal thode lai eh ah..keh agar tusi eyeliner use krde oh...do u like liquid eyeliners better or pencil ya fer gel?  :lost:

 :excited: :excited: :rockon: :rockon: :blush: :blush:

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Introductions / New Friends / Welcome to PJ "The Flying Gill"
« on: January 15, 2011, 05:20:05 AM »
Sat Shri Akal Janta,

Kiwe oh sab? kaim oh pj wasio :hihpanga:

Ao sab pyar nal ik nawe user nu welcome karieye.

Welcome to PJ, Gill ji (The Flying Gill)  :happy: :hug:

Hope u have a great time and make many friends. Topics paro forumz cho...chat karo...ghane suhno...games ch hissa lavo...sab nal hass mil ke raho.

Agar thonu kise cheez di madat chaidi hove...ta menu ya hor kise nu vi puch skde oh :excited:

Have Fun!
http://punjabijanta.com/index.php?action=profile;u=23371
 

 :rockon: :rockon: :excited: :excited: :balle: :balle: :balle: :pagel: :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: :happy:


Heres some rules to remember
RULES:Respect everyone in forums/chatroom
No cursing in forums/chatroom
No spamming in shoutbox/forums/chatroom
Do Not create multiple topics
Dont advertise other websites on PJ
Dont argue with the admins/mods (heheheh nai ta thodi keir ni :P)
Dont bother people who dont want to talk to you
If you have a issue with someone in chatroom: you can click on their name and choose "ignore" from one of the options that will come up.
If you misbehave in chatroom, mods or admins will warn you. Please adhere to those warnings or you will be banned for some time.


Important Info:

Admin: Grenade Singh
Id in forums: Grenade Singh Id in ChatRoom: Admin

* Sab nal pyar nal rao nai ta bhugto .
* Chat ch no cursing, or u get banned by chat mods.
* Chat mods are any of da users who have a "M" symbol next to their name in da chat room. (Not all of em use it)
* Dont advertise other sites on PJ
* PLEASE DO NOT POST VIDEOS IN SHOUTBOX
* IF u dnt get along wid anyone in chat room...click their name...and choose "ignore" option. PRevents future fights.
* When making topics...make sure ur not repeating old topics. You can make sure by searching the forum box.
* IF u ever do get in a fight in the chat room. Invite urself to the "Dushmani Fight Club" othe jake jina marji gand paoo...sab maaf ah...koi bi mod ban ni kar skda..jinia marjia gaalan kado!
* To go to different rooms in chat....you click your name...and choose "invite" from da options dat come up. and then a box displays on ur screen. click da drop down arrow and choose watever room u wnna go to. and click invite on da bottom.
* Be respectful and sab nal hass mill ke rao! Have FUn !!!!!

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Shayari / Yaadan
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:14:41 PM »
Tu Ki Sochea Asi Bhul Gaye Tainu
Halle Tak Oh Pal Yaad Ne Mainu

Tere Mithe Je Bol, Kanna Ch Mishre Dinde Ne Ghol
Tera Oh Hasne Mere Dil Vich Vasne

Nai Bhulnea Oh Galla Jo Ek Dooje Nu Sunaunde Se
Nahi Bhulne Oh Pal Jo Ek Dooje Naal Betaunde Se…
`

Ni Sohniye Ki Kahiye Asi Tere Barey
Sada Dil Tu Lut Leya

Sada Chain Tu Kho Leya
Apna Chann Warga Mukhda Vikha Ke

Sada Jo Vi Si Sab Le Leya
Sabr Kehne Ho Meinu Karo…
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Written by: Jyoti Sandhu


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Shayari / Waqt
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:13:35 PM »
Jad Dil Tootda Ousdi,
Goonj Suniyee Ta Ni Dindi,
Bas Mehsoos Hundi,
Dilbar Chad Janda Jad Vich Majdhar,
Jindgi Taan Kat Jndi,
Sari Jindgi Par Kami Mehsoos Hindi..

Hun Pachtaavaa Kar Ki Karna,
Jad Hathon Pal Hi Nikkal Gaye,
Oh Din Hun Mur Nahi Aunne,
Jad Hallat Hi Badal Gaye,

Vasda Rahe Sada Tu Jithe Vi Rahen,
Tere Naal Jo Gujjare Pal,
Satton Bhul Nahi Honne Sajjna,
Aakhon Ohle Kar Layi Jad kade,
Cheeta Sada Naini Radak Pave,
Par Tere Naal Gujjare Pal,
Satton Bhul Nahi Honne Sajjna,
Satton Bhul Nahi Honne Sajjna,

Written By. Prits Dhanjal

 

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Shayari / Jaan Jigar
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:12:37 PM »
Jinu Jaan Jigar Asi Kehnde C
O Hor Kise Nu Chaunde Rae
O Hasde Rahe Begaaneya Naal
Sanu Utle Mano Bulaunde Rae
Asi Kitia Duava Piyaar Dia
Te O Daag Ishq Nu Launde Rae
O Daag Mitaaya Nai Mitde
Asi Hanjua Naal Mitaaunde Rae
O Hi Raah Vich Saanu Dob Gae
Jinu Asi Kinaare Launde Rae..!!
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Pani Wich Be Ke Hawa Labda Rea
Ik Be Wafa Wichun Wafa Labda Rea
Hathin Talash Kita Si Jera Pathar Da Bhoot
Us Wichun Khuda Labda Rea
Te Tar Tar Kita Jine Aapni Ruh Da Lybas
Os Nange Baadan Wichu Haya Labda Rea
`
Har Pair Vich Janjeer Nahi Hundi
Parchaaven Vich Kade Tasvir Nahi Hundi
Har Koi Kiven Ban Jave ?Ranjha Jogi? Yaro
Kyonki Har Mashooq ?Saleti-Heer? Nahi Hundi
`
BABA BULLEY SHAH farmaya
Kalyan ishq kamna okha
Kisy nu yaar banana okha
Payar payar te har koi boly
Kar k payar nibhana okha
Har koi dokhaan te hass lenda ae
Kisi da darrd wandana okha
Galaan nal nai rutby mildy
Jogi bhes watana okha
Koi kisy di gaal nai sunda
Lokaan nu samjhana okha!!
`
Eh Jind Ni Ini Sasti Sajna
Har Koi Ni Isda Haqdar Hunda
Koi Ved Hakeem Na Ilaaj Karda
Jo V Ishq Bimar Hunda
Jo Rooh De Vich Vass Gaya
Oh Ni Dil De Vicho Visar Hunda
Hor Ta Sanu Pata Ni Yaara
Par Shartan La Ke Ni Kadi Pyar Hunda..

Written by: Jyoti Sandhu


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Shayari / Neend Na Aye
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:11:19 PM »
Dil se teri yaad na jaaye to kya karoon
Tasveer mein tu hi tu nazar aaye to kya karoon
Lene ko to le aayon tumhe khwaboon mein
Par neend hi na aaye to kya karoon…


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Shayari / Pyar Mein Dard
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:10:36 PM »
Dard ko na dekhiye dard se
Dard ko bhi dard hota hai
Dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki
Aakhir pyar mein dard hee toh hamdard hota hai..


135
Shayari / Dua
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:09:04 PM »
Khuda ki mahobbat fanah kaun karega,
Sabhi neak ban gaye to gunah Kaun karega,
Aye khuda bewafa sanam ko bachaye rakhna,
Warna hamari maut ki dua kaun karega!!!


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Shayari / Doli Meh
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:08:18 PM »
Unko Jana Tha bait k Doli me wo Chale Gaye,
Hamko rokna Tha magar rok na ruke,
Dhono ka safar to shuru hogaya tha,
Fark To Sirf Itna Tha,
Unko doli me bitaya gaya,
aur Hame dole me sulaya gaya!!


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Shayari / dard
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:07:13 PM »
Dard se khelna sikh gaye hum,
Bewafayi ko jhelna sikh gaye ham,

kya btayeHame zindagi ne kis kadar saqth bana diya,
Ke maut se pehle kafan odna b sikh gaye hum!!


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Jokes Majaak / Impossible to Please
« on: January 11, 2011, 02:28:58 PM »
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

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Jokes Majaak / Parking Space
« on: January 11, 2011, 02:27:14 PM »
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under
the windshield wiper that read:

"I have circled the block 10 times.
If I don't park here, I'll miss my
appointment.
FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note.

"I've circled this block for 10
years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job.

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Jokes Majaak / Random Jokes
« on: January 11, 2011, 02:26:16 PM »
Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!

Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.


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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!

Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI


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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.


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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?

A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal


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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA

Phir likha: SHUBH LABH

Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME

Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN



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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,

meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile



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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS



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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya .

3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey



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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.

TT: Ticket hai?

Sadhu: Nahin

TT: Chalo

Sadhu: Kahan?

TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein



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 :hihpanga:

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