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Messages - ♥Simmo♥
4201
« on: September 11, 2010, 01:25:45 PM »
hawww harry :omg:
4202
« on: September 11, 2010, 11:28:37 AM »
hojo pareh hun... aj jera vi mai da lal ah mureh..uda dehna assiiiiiiii huhuahahahha :thaa:
4203
« on: September 11, 2010, 11:25:10 AM »
aho kad lai meh apni pistolll... rassi nal bante ehde hath peir..:hihpanga:
4204
« on: September 11, 2010, 11:19:43 AM »
yeaaa meh win hogi :rockon: :rockon:
4205
« on: September 11, 2010, 11:18:54 AM »
hahahah idiot sare ikate hoye a :he:
4206
« on: September 11, 2010, 11:17:23 AM »
lutt lohhhh ehnuuuuuuuuuuu chak loh paise... chal guglu tu borri ch sutt paise...cheti kar
4207
« on: September 10, 2010, 06:31:17 PM »
hahahahahha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
4208
« on: September 10, 2010, 06:19:07 PM »
hahha aho eh disaster tere nal vi hona ik din :he:
4209
« on: September 10, 2010, 06:17:32 PM »
aho aho...sikh la kuch nai vyah toh vad auka hovenga :blink:
4210
« on: September 10, 2010, 06:08:43 PM »
hhahahah bht funny ah :laugh: :laugh: :happy:
4211
« on: September 10, 2010, 05:56:01 PM »
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
4212
« on: September 10, 2010, 05:53:35 PM »
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
4213
« on: September 10, 2010, 05:50:20 PM »
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
4214
« on: September 10, 2010, 05:47:13 PM »
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.! :okk:
4215
« on: September 10, 2010, 05:40:07 PM »
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
4216
« on: September 10, 2010, 05:38:28 PM »
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
4217
« on: September 10, 2010, 05:32:57 PM »
A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line
There’s d Winning Rhymes
My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life
I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That’s Why I Always Wake Up Screaming
Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not
I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I’m Good At Telling Lies
4218
« on: September 10, 2010, 05:30:31 PM »
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.
4219
« on: September 10, 2010, 05:26:57 PM »
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
4220
« on: September 10, 2010, 05:25:33 PM »
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’
:laugh:
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