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2861
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:14:41 PM »
Tu Ki Sochea Asi Bhul Gaye Tainu
Halle Tak Oh Pal Yaad Ne Mainu
Tere Mithe Je Bol, Kanna Ch Mishre Dinde Ne Ghol
Tera Oh Hasne Mere Dil Vich Vasne
Nai Bhulnea Oh Galla Jo Ek Dooje Nu Sunaunde Se
Nahi Bhulne Oh Pal Jo Ek Dooje Naal Betaunde Se…
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Ni Sohniye Ki Kahiye Asi Tere Barey
Sada Dil Tu Lut Leya
Sada Chain Tu Kho Leya
Apna Chann Warga Mukhda Vikha Ke
Sada Jo Vi Si Sab Le Leya
Sabr Kehne Ho Meinu Karo…
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Written by: Jyoti Sandhu
2862
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:13:35 PM »
Jad Dil Tootda Ousdi,
Goonj Suniyee Ta Ni Dindi,
Bas Mehsoos Hundi,
Dilbar Chad Janda Jad Vich Majdhar,
Jindgi Taan Kat Jndi,
Sari Jindgi Par Kami Mehsoos Hindi..
Hun Pachtaavaa Kar Ki Karna,
Jad Hathon Pal Hi Nikkal Gaye,
Oh Din Hun Mur Nahi Aunne,
Jad Hallat Hi Badal Gaye,
Vasda Rahe Sada Tu Jithe Vi Rahen,
Tere Naal Jo Gujjare Pal,
Satton Bhul Nahi Honne Sajjna,
Aakhon Ohle Kar Layi Jad kade,
Cheeta Sada Naini Radak Pave,
Par Tere Naal Gujjare Pal,
Satton Bhul Nahi Honne Sajjna,
Satton Bhul Nahi Honne Sajjna,
Written By. Prits Dhanjal
2863
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:12:37 PM »
Jinu Jaan Jigar Asi Kehnde C
O Hor Kise Nu Chaunde Rae
O Hasde Rahe Begaaneya Naal
Sanu Utle Mano Bulaunde Rae
Asi Kitia Duava Piyaar Dia
Te O Daag Ishq Nu Launde Rae
O Daag Mitaaya Nai Mitde
Asi Hanjua Naal Mitaaunde Rae
O Hi Raah Vich Saanu Dob Gae
Jinu Asi Kinaare Launde Rae..!!
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Pani Wich Be Ke Hawa Labda Rea
Ik Be Wafa Wichun Wafa Labda Rea
Hathin Talash Kita Si Jera Pathar Da Bhoot
Us Wichun Khuda Labda Rea
Te Tar Tar Kita Jine Aapni Ruh Da Lybas
Os Nange Baadan Wichu Haya Labda Rea
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Har Pair Vich Janjeer Nahi Hundi
Parchaaven Vich Kade Tasvir Nahi Hundi
Har Koi Kiven Ban Jave ?Ranjha Jogi? Yaro
Kyonki Har Mashooq ?Saleti-Heer? Nahi Hundi
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BABA BULLEY SHAH farmaya
Kalyan ishq kamna okha
Kisy nu yaar banana okha
Payar payar te har koi boly
Kar k payar nibhana okha
Har koi dokhaan te hass lenda ae
Kisi da darrd wandana okha
Galaan nal nai rutby mildy
Jogi bhes watana okha
Koi kisy di gaal nai sunda
Lokaan nu samjhana okha!!
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Eh Jind Ni Ini Sasti Sajna
Har Koi Ni Isda Haqdar Hunda
Koi Ved Hakeem Na Ilaaj Karda
Jo V Ishq Bimar Hunda
Jo Rooh De Vich Vass Gaya
Oh Ni Dil De Vicho Visar Hunda
Hor Ta Sanu Pata Ni Yaara
Par Shartan La Ke Ni Kadi Pyar Hunda..
Written by: Jyoti Sandhu
2864
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:11:19 PM »
Dil se teri yaad na jaaye to kya karoon
Tasveer mein tu hi tu nazar aaye to kya karoon
Lene ko to le aayon tumhe khwaboon mein
Par neend hi na aaye to kya karoon…
2865
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:10:36 PM »
Dard ko na dekhiye dard se
Dard ko bhi dard hota hai
Dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki
Aakhir pyar mein dard hee toh hamdard hota hai..
2866
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:09:04 PM »
Khuda ki mahobbat fanah kaun karega,
Sabhi neak ban gaye to gunah Kaun karega,
Aye khuda bewafa sanam ko bachaye rakhna,
Warna hamari maut ki dua kaun karega!!!
2867
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:08:18 PM »
Unko Jana Tha bait k Doli me wo Chale Gaye,
Hamko rokna Tha magar rok na ruke,
Dhono ka safar to shuru hogaya tha,
Fark To Sirf Itna Tha,
Unko doli me bitaya gaya,
aur Hame dole me sulaya gaya!!
2868
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:07:13 PM »
Dard se khelna sikh gaye hum,
Bewafayi ko jhelna sikh gaye ham,
kya btayeHame zindagi ne kis kadar saqth bana diya,
Ke maut se pehle kafan odna b sikh gaye hum!!
2869
« on: January 11, 2011, 02:39:21 PM »
lolz Pendu no way :hug: im gud...off for winter break...so just chillin. :excited: wtchu been upto these days. PJ te kio ni onda haga :cry: :hihpanga:
~Simarii - PJ Pari~
:excited:
2870
« on: January 11, 2011, 02:37:31 PM »
:happy: alrite folks...lets go ... put ur thinkin caps on and start writing :okk:
deadlines feb 28 :okk:
:rockon:
~Simarii - PJ Pari~
:excited:
2871
« on: January 11, 2011, 02:28:58 PM »
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
2872
« on: January 11, 2011, 02:27:14 PM »
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under
the windshield wiper that read:
"I have circled the block 10 times.
If I don't park here, I'll miss my
appointment.
FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note.
"I've circled this block for 10
years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job.
2873
« on: January 11, 2011, 02:26:16 PM »
Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
**************
Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile
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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya .
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
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:hihpanga:
2874
« on: January 11, 2011, 02:23:49 PM »
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
2875
« on: January 11, 2011, 02:21:07 PM »
The CBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him:
"Do you love your wife?"
"Yes I do, sir."
"Do you love your country?"
"Yes I do, sir."
"What do you love more, your wife or your country?"
"My country, sir."
"Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next room and kill her."
The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5 minutes. He comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He puts down the gun and leaves.
The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him the same questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife.
The guy puts the gun down and says "I can't do it..."
The third guy, Our Santa comes in, the same thing happens. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife.
The guy goes into the room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few minutes. Santa comes out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table.
The interviewer looks at him and says "What happened?!?!"
"The gun you gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle her!"
2876
« on: January 11, 2011, 02:15:39 PM »
:spam: :spam: :spam: :spam:
:hihpanga: auka tera insane :Laugh:
2877
« on: January 11, 2011, 10:09:01 AM »
ok dis is hard to explain but.
do u know wen sumone comes in da cht room...n ohna di ID stuck ho jandi ah...fer war war andar bahar andar bahar laga taarrrrrrrrrrrrrr hoi jande ah. it disrupts da chatmosphere.  : so u shld set up an automatic "kickout" thingy for dat user. bcus jad koi mod ni hunda ohthe fer....burra haal ho janda...kiunki baki sab toh chat ni hundi...fer sab paj jande ah...n oh banda :angr: ehni akkal ni hagii vi agar nai chat kuldi...ta na chlaa... :angr: lolz..idk agar tusi ehda kar skde oh..automatic "kickout" for id's dat repetively enter the chat again n again . hmmm lolz but still...never hurts to try. hehehehe :excited: best of luck Grenade ji!!!! agar tusi eh karke dikata...ta mann ju thonu!!! ur da best!!!!!!!! :okk: hehehe :he: ok chalo dats it. byeee /:) :rockon: :excited: :cooll: :hihpanga:
2878
« on: January 11, 2011, 10:03:54 AM »
ok heres my chocies
Pj di Mundeer
Chill Out Room
Lounge
Head Quarters
Khap Room :hehe:
Masti
Gap Shap
PJ Chat
Mitra Da Adda
Simro's World **( lolzzzz yes i got da idea from "elmo's world" lmaooooooooooo :Laugh: i love elmo :love: )**
2879
« on: January 11, 2011, 09:59:56 AM »
:lost:
why u leavin da site missy!! ur not goin anywhr !!! :angr:
:thaa:
~simarii - PJ Pari~
:excited:
2880
« on: January 11, 2011, 09:55:22 AM »
:cool: :agreed:
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