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This guy is awesome!!!!!!!!!!! Truly inspiring! :excited: :excited:
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Knowledge / Re: Yogi Bhajan
« on: February 01, 2011, 09:30:32 AM »| Sadhana - Video Lecture by Yogi Bhajan | |
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Knowledge / Yogi Bhajan
« on: February 01, 2011, 09:27:05 AM »
The Man Called Yogi Bhajan (Harbhajan Singh Puri)
Yogi Bhajan touched the hearts and opened the minds of people in all walks of life. Equally at home in a boardroom or teaching in a park sitting on the grass, he was mentor to statesmen, politicians, and CEOs and confidante of religious leaders, media personalities, and simple seekers.
Yogi Bhajan’s motto was “It’s not the life that matters, it’s the courage that you bring to it.” His bottom line, printed on the back of his calling card: “If you can’t see God in all, you can’t see God at all.” And Yogi Bhajan lived it well.
Yogi Bhajan was born Harbhajan Singh Puri in India on August 26, 1929. During early childhood he learned at the knee of his saintly grandfather. When he was eight he was sent to study with the great Master, Sant Hazara Singh, under whose unrelenting tutelage the boy mastered Kundalini Yoga when he was 16 ½ years old. During the partition of India in 1947, young Harbhajan’s village had to be evacuated because it was to become a part of Pakistan. Still a teenager, his leadership ability already recognized, he was put in charge of bringing more than a thousand people to safety in Delhi, traveling through many dangerous miles of country in violent upheaval.
As a young man at Punjab University, Yogi Bhajan won prizes in debate, was a champion athlete, and earned his master’s degree in economics. In the Indian Army he was a Motor Transport Officer and then served the Indian Government in the Tax and Customs division until he came to the West. Yogi Bhajan married Bibi Inderjit Kaur in 1953. They had three children born in India and five grandchildren born in the United States.
Yogi Bhajan gave his first public lecture in the United States on January 5, 1969. He was determined to train leaders and teachers with the power to heal, uplift, and inspire humanity. Yogi Bhajan said, “I’ve come to train teachers, not to get disciples.” In July of 1969, Yogi Bhajan legally established the 3HO® Foundation, with “3HO” standing for Healthy, Happy, Holy Organization.
Yogi Bhajan taught Kundalini Yoga openly to the public for the first time in history, despite the taboo that had kept it shrouded in secrecy for centuries. Yogi Bhajan didn’t just teach physical exercise, meditation, and yogic breathing techniques as such, he taught people how to live, how to relate to each other, and how to relate to God. The 3HO way of life offered an alternative to the drug culture prevalent among young people at the time.
Yogi Bhajan’s penetrating insight, infinite compassion, tireless service, and delightful sense of humor immediately endeared him to the eager young people who flocked to his Kundalini Yoga classes. He taught students how to access their intuitive awareness, how to experience higher consciousness without drugs, and how to build a future for themselves and their families. Dedicated to promoting the welfare and equality of women everywhere, Yogi Bhajan inspired women to lead, uplift, and heal through their inherent grace and power.
Yogi Bhajan was definitely not the stereotype of a yogi from a cave, wearing a loincloth and carrying a begging bowl. On the contrary, he inspired and was the driving force behind 19 thriving corporations, all of which espouse the principles he taught. Yogi Bhajan published over 30 books and over 200 other manuals, videos, and CDs featuring his teachings (available from KRI). In 1980, he earned his Ph.D. in the Psychology of Communication. Yogi Bhajan never took credit for any of his achievements; always saying it was all the grace of God and Guru, that he was “just the mailman delivering the message.”
Although he himself was a devoted Sikh, Yogi Bhajan never tried to convert anyone. However, his example of unshakable faith and commitment to God and Guru was contagious, and many of his students recognized they were destined to walk through life on the Sikh path. In 1971, at Amritsar, India, a prominent Sikh leader honored him by giving him the first-ever title of “Siri Singh Sahib,” with the responsibility of establishing Sikh Dharma in the West. While promoting world peace throughout his very active lifetime, he met with religious and spiritual leaders all over the world.
Yogi Bhajan left his body on October 6, 2004, at the age of 75. To many people, he hasn’t actually “died” because his presence is still so vibrantly with us. His divine wisdom and inspiration live on in the enlightened legacy of the vast Library of Teachings he created to serve us now, and for countless generations to come.
Yogi Bhajan touched the hearts and opened the minds of people in all walks of life. Equally at home in a boardroom or teaching in a park sitting on the grass, he was mentor to statesmen, politicians, and CEOs and confidante of religious leaders, media personalities, and simple seekers.
Yogi Bhajan’s motto was “It’s not the life that matters, it’s the courage that you bring to it.” His bottom line, printed on the back of his calling card: “If you can’t see God in all, you can’t see God at all.” And Yogi Bhajan lived it well.
Yogi Bhajan was born Harbhajan Singh Puri in India on August 26, 1929. During early childhood he learned at the knee of his saintly grandfather. When he was eight he was sent to study with the great Master, Sant Hazara Singh, under whose unrelenting tutelage the boy mastered Kundalini Yoga when he was 16 ½ years old. During the partition of India in 1947, young Harbhajan’s village had to be evacuated because it was to become a part of Pakistan. Still a teenager, his leadership ability already recognized, he was put in charge of bringing more than a thousand people to safety in Delhi, traveling through many dangerous miles of country in violent upheaval.
As a young man at Punjab University, Yogi Bhajan won prizes in debate, was a champion athlete, and earned his master’s degree in economics. In the Indian Army he was a Motor Transport Officer and then served the Indian Government in the Tax and Customs division until he came to the West. Yogi Bhajan married Bibi Inderjit Kaur in 1953. They had three children born in India and five grandchildren born in the United States.
Yogi Bhajan gave his first public lecture in the United States on January 5, 1969. He was determined to train leaders and teachers with the power to heal, uplift, and inspire humanity. Yogi Bhajan said, “I’ve come to train teachers, not to get disciples.” In July of 1969, Yogi Bhajan legally established the 3HO® Foundation, with “3HO” standing for Healthy, Happy, Holy Organization.
Yogi Bhajan taught Kundalini Yoga openly to the public for the first time in history, despite the taboo that had kept it shrouded in secrecy for centuries. Yogi Bhajan didn’t just teach physical exercise, meditation, and yogic breathing techniques as such, he taught people how to live, how to relate to each other, and how to relate to God. The 3HO way of life offered an alternative to the drug culture prevalent among young people at the time.
Yogi Bhajan’s penetrating insight, infinite compassion, tireless service, and delightful sense of humor immediately endeared him to the eager young people who flocked to his Kundalini Yoga classes. He taught students how to access their intuitive awareness, how to experience higher consciousness without drugs, and how to build a future for themselves and their families. Dedicated to promoting the welfare and equality of women everywhere, Yogi Bhajan inspired women to lead, uplift, and heal through their inherent grace and power.
Yogi Bhajan was definitely not the stereotype of a yogi from a cave, wearing a loincloth and carrying a begging bowl. On the contrary, he inspired and was the driving force behind 19 thriving corporations, all of which espouse the principles he taught. Yogi Bhajan published over 30 books and over 200 other manuals, videos, and CDs featuring his teachings (available from KRI). In 1980, he earned his Ph.D. in the Psychology of Communication. Yogi Bhajan never took credit for any of his achievements; always saying it was all the grace of God and Guru, that he was “just the mailman delivering the message.”
Although he himself was a devoted Sikh, Yogi Bhajan never tried to convert anyone. However, his example of unshakable faith and commitment to God and Guru was contagious, and many of his students recognized they were destined to walk through life on the Sikh path. In 1971, at Amritsar, India, a prominent Sikh leader honored him by giving him the first-ever title of “Siri Singh Sahib,” with the responsibility of establishing Sikh Dharma in the West. While promoting world peace throughout his very active lifetime, he met with religious and spiritual leaders all over the world.
Yogi Bhajan left his body on October 6, 2004, at the age of 75. To many people, he hasn’t actually “died” because his presence is still so vibrantly with us. His divine wisdom and inspiration live on in the enlightened legacy of the vast Library of Teachings he created to serve us now, and for countless generations to come.
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PJ Games / Re: Competition: Complete The Story
« on: February 01, 2011, 05:22:50 AM »
Thank You to all those who participated in the competition. You all did great! =D>
Now i do voting a little different. I'm going to present two stories every day and whichever one gets the most votes is going to move on to compete with other stories. :comeon: :excited:
For today our first stories are written by Gurpinder Mand and Tarn Ji. :okk:
You have to vote whose story you liked better over all. :excited:
Enjoy! And dont just vote for friends guys, do it for the person that deserves it! :rockon:
Gurpinder Mand:-
IK kudi car vich behti jah rai hundi ah ....te red light te jake ruk jandi...ohde nal ik munda pull up krda... jera motorcyle te hunda...n fer oh ohdi tarf dekh da... te oh odi purani school friend hundi ah... oh ohnu bulonda but janu signal green ho janda te oh chale jandi ! ........... Jado signal green hunda tae munda b apne ghar wali sadak tae ghar chala janda. Pher agla din ous time oyi signal tae munda dubara ous nu dekh da, par ess time kuri kise munda naal hundi tae munda soch da shaydh ous da pati hao ga. pher green signal hunda tae oh apne ghar chali jandi tae munda apne ghar chala janda. Pher next day munda thora late ho janda par oh pher ous kuri ous signal tae milda ki dekh ajj oh 4 different mundaya naal haa. tae mundae 4 bahut kush san par oh kuri apna dhyan sadak rakh k signal di wait kar rahi c. tae ana nu signal green hunda tae oh apne ghar chali jandi tae munda apne ghar chala janda. ajj 4th day c oh apna office kam finish time ous signal tae ponch janda par oh kuri ous signal tae nai dekh da kush time motorcyle side ta la k wait kar da par o kuri nahi andi pher apne ghar chala janda..... pher 5ve din ous di wait karda par kuri nahi andi. 6ve din oh pher ous kuri nu ous signal tae dekh da tae ess waar oh 2, 40 saal dae kareeb bandaya naal ja rahi c tae sab bahut kush najar rahe san... aah dekh k Munda sochan tae majboor ho gaya k roj aah nave bandaya ja mundaya aah andi aa chakar ki aa........ tae munda nu oh kuri school time toa bahut pasandh c par oh apne dil di galh das ni sakya. ess time b oh dasna chounda c par nahi dass sakya. ana nu oh ghar ponchya gaya tae ous di mata nae pushya putt odas kayun haa tae munda khenda kush ni maa ajj office vich kaffi kam hun kar k thoda jaya thakya haan. anae nu ous da dost aa janda tae pushda da kanjra ki galh ajj totae udae lagg dae aa... tae pher ous sari galh das dae tae ous dost khenda salya ohde pishae jaa k dekh pher koi decision. tae munda haaaaaaa aah tae mae sochaya nahi c. pher agla munda 1 ghanta phela ja k signal tae khara rehnda kuri andi tae oh apna bike ous dae pishae la lenda. pher oh ki dekh k kuri ik thaa gadi ta othe 2-3 munde gaddi vich bethae utar jande tae 3-4 hor char jande oh munda hakka bakka rahh gaya k ho ki raya ........ pher oh ous dae pishae 50-60 km janda tae oh kuri ohna munda nu utyaar rahi hundi k oh apna biki ik dam ous gaddi dae aggae la k khara kar dinda tae utar k khar janda... anae kuri b gaddi cho utar di tae ous valah dekh k thora jaya hass di tae pher valah tur pendhi aa.. tae munda ous valh tur penda..... tae kol k kuri push oye bandar dae bacha motorcycle kyu khari ti... tae mundaya ni bandar diya bachiya ki galh roj tu nayae nayae bandar na ghum di chakar ki aa.... oh kuri kehndi teri matt ta ni vajj gae bhootni daya mae ta apna kam kar di aa.. munda anda manu pata tu jerda kam kardi aa roj navae mundaya la k kadae odar kadae adar ghum di rehndi aa... kuri kahndi chup karja nahi ta ik thoak deni mae ana sundae munda da sara pyar bhoot utar janda tae pher push da hasha pher dass galh ki a? tae dass di k galh ni tenu pata ayi aa india da haal. jidae kolo paisa tae safrish ous nu job mil jandi aa mae apni ist grade vich degree lan toa badh unemployment aa tae ghar dang saran layi mae hun taxi chalandi aa. tae bapu ji tae maa ji tae shotae veer di pardayi likhayi sari jumevari mere taae aa gae haa. tae mundae akha vich athroo aa jande tae apna ghar chala janda aah sab sunn k tae... tae badh vich oh pher kinaae dina baad ous nu signaal tae milda tae ous nu ishara karda oh ess time ous kolo andi tae munda ous nu signal tae vichkar traffic intersection tae vichar kar sare side traffic jam ho gaya tae sab ohna valh dekhan gussae vich dekhan laggae tae ana nu oh munda ous kuri nu purpose karda tae kuri hass k mandh jandi tae oh purpose ta chalon theek ana nu traffic police vala janda oh phar k munda da sara ashqi da bhoot thane vich kadh dae ....... pher oh munda ous kuri naal shaadi kar lenda tae ous dae mummy daddy tae shotae veer nu sab nu laa k ik family vich rehna shuru kar dinda tae....
hun kuri nae taxi job shad diti tae oh mundae nae safarish labh k paisa pusae dae k kuri nu b job utae lava ta happy happy rah rahe nae.........
Tarn Ji
IK kudi car vich behti jah rai hundi ah ....te red light te jake ruk jandi...ohde nal ik munda pull up krda... jera motorcyle te hunda...n fer oh ohdi tarf dekh da... te oh odi purani school friend hundi ah... oh ohnu bulonda but janu signal green ho janda te oh chale jandi !
THEN BOY US NU FOLLOW KARDA HAI …. GIRL FEEL KARDI HAI KI KOI US NU FOLLOW KAR REHA HAI…. THEN OH POLICE NU CALL KARI HAI. BOY APNE MAN CH BAHUT HI KUSH HO REHA HUNDA HAI KI OHH APNI FRIEND NU MILAN JA REHA HAI BUT US NAHI PATA KI US NAAL KI HOON WALA HAI … KUDI DI CAR FIR IK RED SIGNAL TE JA RUKDI HAI THEN MUDA GAAL KARAN HI WALA HUNDA HAI TE INNE TIME CH POLICE UTHE AA JANDI HAI … BOY DI KOI GAAL NAHI SUNDA OHHHH BOLAN DI KOSHISH KARDA HAI BUT POLICE US NU NAAL LE JANDI HAI … MUNDA KEHDA MERA KI KASUR HAI MAIN TE KUCH KITA VI NAHI BUT KOI NAHI SUNDA …. OHHH SARI RAAT POLICE STATION CH SPEND KARDA TE SOCHDA USNE KITA KI JO US NU SAJA MIL RAHI HAI ….
THEN NEXT DAY POLICE OHH KUDI NU VI BULANDI HAI SETTELMENT LAI … JADOO KUDI ANDI HAI TE MUDA LITTLE BIT RO REHA HUNDA HAI …. OHHH KUDI NU IGNORE KARAN DI KOSHISH KARDA HAI INNE HI TIME CH KUDI US BOY NU PEHCHAN LENDI HAI THEN US DA NAAM LE KE BULANDI HAI JADO MUNDA US WAAL DEKHDA HAI TE KUDI SORRY FEEL KARDI HAI … OHH KEHNDI MENU MUAFF KAR DE KEHANDI INNE DINNA BAAD MILE OHHH VI GAL FEHMI DI SIKAR HO GAI MAIN PEHCHAN NAHI SAKI C TENU US TIME…
BOY US TIME US DI SORRY ACCEPT KAR LENDA HAI THEN SMILE KARDA HAI. KUDI APNI COMPLAINT WAPIC LE LENDI HAI TE BOY NU APNE GHAR INVITE KARDI HAI …
KUCH MONTH BEET JANDE NE THEN …. MUNDA KUDI DE BIRTHDAY PARTY TE JANDA TE NAAL KUDI TE MAAN PASAND FLOWER LE K JANDA TE NAAL HI KUDI NU PERPOSE KAR DENDA HAI … US DI SHAYAD KISMAT CHANGI C JO KUDI VI US NU ACCEPT KAR LENDI HAI … MUNDA BAHUT HI KUSH KAMLA HOYA FIRDA …. JIVE US NE RAB NU PA LEYA HUNDA HAI … US NE KUDI NU PROMISE KARDA J US DI LIFE CH AA JANDI HAI TE OHH APNI SUB MADIYAAN ADTAAN CHAD DU GA … US NE KITA VI KUDI VI CAHUNDI C KI OHH US NAAL RAVE …..
OHHNA TE PARMATMA DI MEHAR HOI TE DONA DA VIYA HO GEYA …. KUCH MAHINE BEET GAYE ….ACHANAK BOY DE FRIEND DE GHAR PARTY CHAL RAHI HUNDI HAI TE MUNDA BAHUT HI JAYADA DRINK KAR LENDA HAI .. TE US DE FRIEND US NU FIR TOON US DI WIFE DI GAAL US NU YAAD KARWA DENDE NE KI US WIFE DE KARAN OHHH SARI RAAT JAIL CH REHA … JO INSULT HOI OHHH KIVE BARDASH KAR SAKDA HAI….US NE DARU TE PEHLAAN HI PETI HUNDI HAI OHHH GHAR PAHUNCH K APNI WIFE NU KUTNA SURU KAR DENDA HAI … PATA NAHI JIVE US TE KOI SHATAAN SAVAR HO GEYA HOVE OHH TE JANWAR BAN GEYA APNI WIFE NU JANWARAAN DI TAAN MAARI JA REHA TE KEHNDA TERI WAJHAN NAAL MAIN SARI RAAT JAIL CH REHA … THEN AGAIN KUTNA SURU HO JANDA HAI ….
BUS MORNING HUNDI HAI TE MUNDE NU YAAD VI NAHI HUNDA KI US NE KITA KI C … OHH DEKHDA HAI KI US DI WIFE GHAR NAHI HAI OHH TE US NU CHAD K JA CHUKI HUNDI HAI US NU PATA OHH FLOOR TE KUCH BLOOD DEKHDA HAI TE SOCHDA HAI KI KI HOYA BLOOD KIS DA HAI TE US DI WIFE KITHE HAI … OHH APNI WIFE DE CELL TE CALL LARDA HAI BUT OHH VI SWITCH OFF HUNDA HAI … OHH TENSION CH AA JANDA TE KUCH HOR NAHI SOCHDA SIDA POLICE KOL CHALA JANDA TE MISSING COMPALIANT LIKHA DENDA HAI OHH SOCHDA SHAYAD US DI WIFE KIDNAP HO GAI HAI …
KUCH DIN BEETDE NE…….. TE US NU IK UNKNOWN NUMBER TOON CALL ANDI HAI … OHH KEHNDA HAI KI IK DEAD BODY MILI HAI TE VERIFCATION LAI AA JAOOO … OHHH RONA HOYA TENSION DE VICH PAHUNCHDA HAI … JADOO OHH DEAD BODY NU DEKHDA HAI OHH BURII TARAN DAMAGED HUNDI HAI … OHH PEHCHAN CH NAHI AUNDI OHHH US DEAD BODY DI FINGER CH IK RING DEKHDA HAI TE APNI MANGNI DI RING YAAD AA JANDI HAI …. TE BODY VERIFY KAR K US NU LE JANDA HAI AND ANTIM SANSKAR VI KAR DENDA HAI ….. OHH ALMOST SHOCK WICH HUNDA HAI KI ACHANAK AA SUB KI HO GEYA …
IK DIN OHH APNE OFFICE JA REHA HUNDA HAI TE IK KUDI TE ACHANAK DEKHDA HAI OHH HOR KOI NAHI US DI WIFE HUNDI HAI OHH US DE KOL JANDA HAI TE RONA SURU HO JANDA TE KEHNDA TU KIYOO CHAD K CHALI GAI US NU … OHHH US NU KUCH NAHI KEHNDI TE JAN LUGDI HAI …
MUNDA US DA HUTH FAD LENDA HAI TE DEKHDA HAI US DE HUTH TE
BAHUT SARE NISHAN HUNDE NE TE PUCHDA AA KIVE HOYA
TE KIS NE KITA … KEHDA OHH KOUN HAI JIS NE US DI WIFE TE HUTH CHUKAN DI KOSHI KITI …. OHH US NU KHATAM KAR DEVE GA …
US DI WIFE US NU KEHNDI OHH INSAAN HOR KOI NAHI OHH TU HI HAI
….. FIR INNI GAAL GAAL SUN K OHH CHALA JANDA HAI US NU YAAD AUNDA KI US NE KI GALTI KITI C … OHH FIR APNI WIFE NU MILDA TE MUAFI MANGDA OHH MUAFF NAHI KARDI .. EH GAAL US DE DIL TE LUG JANDI HAI ..TE OHHH SUCIDE KAR LENDA HAI TE APNI LAST NOTE TE LIKH JANDA HAI KI “JO HOYA US NU PATA NAHI PAR HO SAKE TE US NU MUAF KAR DEVI”
FIR HONA KI C KUDI NU JADO US DA KHAT MILDA HAI TE TE DEPRESION CH CHALI JANDI HAI AND OHHHH PAGAL HO JANDI HAI … KI SOCHDE HOYE KI US DE KARAN AA SUB HO GEYA ……ITHE HI IK LOVE STORY KHATAM HO JANDI HAI …………
AA KOI FILMI KAHANI NAHI JO REALALITY CH HUNDA MAIN OHHH DUS REHA ….IF JE MERI STORY KISE NU PASAND I HOVE TE DHANWAD …. US DA JIS NU PASAND NA I HOVE US DA VI DHANWAD
Alright you have your stories, start voting! Either Gurpinder Mand or Tarn Ji! Whose your pick? :excited:
Now i do voting a little different. I'm going to present two stories every day and whichever one gets the most votes is going to move on to compete with other stories. :comeon: :excited:
For today our first stories are written by Gurpinder Mand and Tarn Ji. :okk:
You have to vote whose story you liked better over all. :excited:
Enjoy! And dont just vote for friends guys, do it for the person that deserves it! :rockon:
Gurpinder Mand:-
IK kudi car vich behti jah rai hundi ah ....te red light te jake ruk jandi...ohde nal ik munda pull up krda... jera motorcyle te hunda...n fer oh ohdi tarf dekh da... te oh odi purani school friend hundi ah... oh ohnu bulonda but janu signal green ho janda te oh chale jandi ! ........... Jado signal green hunda tae munda b apne ghar wali sadak tae ghar chala janda. Pher agla din ous time oyi signal tae munda dubara ous nu dekh da, par ess time kuri kise munda naal hundi tae munda soch da shaydh ous da pati hao ga. pher green signal hunda tae oh apne ghar chali jandi tae munda apne ghar chala janda. Pher next day munda thora late ho janda par oh pher ous kuri ous signal tae milda ki dekh ajj oh 4 different mundaya naal haa. tae mundae 4 bahut kush san par oh kuri apna dhyan sadak rakh k signal di wait kar rahi c. tae ana nu signal green hunda tae oh apne ghar chali jandi tae munda apne ghar chala janda. ajj 4th day c oh apna office kam finish time ous signal tae ponch janda par oh kuri ous signal tae nai dekh da kush time motorcyle side ta la k wait kar da par o kuri nahi andi pher apne ghar chala janda..... pher 5ve din ous di wait karda par kuri nahi andi. 6ve din oh pher ous kuri nu ous signal tae dekh da tae ess waar oh 2, 40 saal dae kareeb bandaya naal ja rahi c tae sab bahut kush najar rahe san... aah dekh k Munda sochan tae majboor ho gaya k roj aah nave bandaya ja mundaya aah andi aa chakar ki aa........ tae munda nu oh kuri school time toa bahut pasandh c par oh apne dil di galh das ni sakya. ess time b oh dasna chounda c par nahi dass sakya. ana nu oh ghar ponchya gaya tae ous di mata nae pushya putt odas kayun haa tae munda khenda kush ni maa ajj office vich kaffi kam hun kar k thoda jaya thakya haan. anae nu ous da dost aa janda tae pushda da kanjra ki galh ajj totae udae lagg dae aa... tae pher ous sari galh das dae tae ous dost khenda salya ohde pishae jaa k dekh pher koi decision. tae munda haaaaaaa aah tae mae sochaya nahi c. pher agla munda 1 ghanta phela ja k signal tae khara rehnda kuri andi tae oh apna bike ous dae pishae la lenda. pher oh ki dekh k kuri ik thaa gadi ta othe 2-3 munde gaddi vich bethae utar jande tae 3-4 hor char jande oh munda hakka bakka rahh gaya k ho ki raya ........ pher oh ous dae pishae 50-60 km janda tae oh kuri ohna munda nu utyaar rahi hundi k oh apna biki ik dam ous gaddi dae aggae la k khara kar dinda tae utar k khar janda... anae kuri b gaddi cho utar di tae ous valah dekh k thora jaya hass di tae pher valah tur pendhi aa.. tae munda ous valh tur penda..... tae kol k kuri push oye bandar dae bacha motorcycle kyu khari ti... tae mundaya ni bandar diya bachiya ki galh roj tu nayae nayae bandar na ghum di chakar ki aa.... oh kuri kehndi teri matt ta ni vajj gae bhootni daya mae ta apna kam kar di aa.. munda anda manu pata tu jerda kam kardi aa roj navae mundaya la k kadae odar kadae adar ghum di rehndi aa... kuri kahndi chup karja nahi ta ik thoak deni mae ana sundae munda da sara pyar bhoot utar janda tae pher push da hasha pher dass galh ki a? tae dass di k galh ni tenu pata ayi aa india da haal. jidae kolo paisa tae safrish ous nu job mil jandi aa mae apni ist grade vich degree lan toa badh unemployment aa tae ghar dang saran layi mae hun taxi chalandi aa. tae bapu ji tae maa ji tae shotae veer di pardayi likhayi sari jumevari mere taae aa gae haa. tae mundae akha vich athroo aa jande tae apna ghar chala janda aah sab sunn k tae... tae badh vich oh pher kinaae dina baad ous nu signaal tae milda tae ous nu ishara karda oh ess time ous kolo andi tae munda ous nu signal tae vichkar traffic intersection tae vichar kar sare side traffic jam ho gaya tae sab ohna valh dekhan gussae vich dekhan laggae tae ana nu oh munda ous kuri nu purpose karda tae kuri hass k mandh jandi tae oh purpose ta chalon theek ana nu traffic police vala janda oh phar k munda da sara ashqi da bhoot thane vich kadh dae ....... pher oh munda ous kuri naal shaadi kar lenda tae ous dae mummy daddy tae shotae veer nu sab nu laa k ik family vich rehna shuru kar dinda tae....
hun kuri nae taxi job shad diti tae oh mundae nae safarish labh k paisa pusae dae k kuri nu b job utae lava ta happy happy rah rahe nae.........
Tarn Ji
IK kudi car vich behti jah rai hundi ah ....te red light te jake ruk jandi...ohde nal ik munda pull up krda... jera motorcyle te hunda...n fer oh ohdi tarf dekh da... te oh odi purani school friend hundi ah... oh ohnu bulonda but janu signal green ho janda te oh chale jandi !
THEN BOY US NU FOLLOW KARDA HAI …. GIRL FEEL KARDI HAI KI KOI US NU FOLLOW KAR REHA HAI…. THEN OH POLICE NU CALL KARI HAI. BOY APNE MAN CH BAHUT HI KUSH HO REHA HUNDA HAI KI OHH APNI FRIEND NU MILAN JA REHA HAI BUT US NAHI PATA KI US NAAL KI HOON WALA HAI … KUDI DI CAR FIR IK RED SIGNAL TE JA RUKDI HAI THEN MUDA GAAL KARAN HI WALA HUNDA HAI TE INNE TIME CH POLICE UTHE AA JANDI HAI … BOY DI KOI GAAL NAHI SUNDA OHHHH BOLAN DI KOSHISH KARDA HAI BUT POLICE US NU NAAL LE JANDI HAI … MUNDA KEHDA MERA KI KASUR HAI MAIN TE KUCH KITA VI NAHI BUT KOI NAHI SUNDA …. OHHH SARI RAAT POLICE STATION CH SPEND KARDA TE SOCHDA USNE KITA KI JO US NU SAJA MIL RAHI HAI ….
THEN NEXT DAY POLICE OHH KUDI NU VI BULANDI HAI SETTELMENT LAI … JADOO KUDI ANDI HAI TE MUDA LITTLE BIT RO REHA HUNDA HAI …. OHHH KUDI NU IGNORE KARAN DI KOSHISH KARDA HAI INNE HI TIME CH KUDI US BOY NU PEHCHAN LENDI HAI THEN US DA NAAM LE KE BULANDI HAI JADO MUNDA US WAAL DEKHDA HAI TE KUDI SORRY FEEL KARDI HAI … OHH KEHNDI MENU MUAFF KAR DE KEHANDI INNE DINNA BAAD MILE OHHH VI GAL FEHMI DI SIKAR HO GAI MAIN PEHCHAN NAHI SAKI C TENU US TIME…
BOY US TIME US DI SORRY ACCEPT KAR LENDA HAI THEN SMILE KARDA HAI. KUDI APNI COMPLAINT WAPIC LE LENDI HAI TE BOY NU APNE GHAR INVITE KARDI HAI …
KUCH MONTH BEET JANDE NE THEN …. MUNDA KUDI DE BIRTHDAY PARTY TE JANDA TE NAAL KUDI TE MAAN PASAND FLOWER LE K JANDA TE NAAL HI KUDI NU PERPOSE KAR DENDA HAI … US DI SHAYAD KISMAT CHANGI C JO KUDI VI US NU ACCEPT KAR LENDI HAI … MUNDA BAHUT HI KUSH KAMLA HOYA FIRDA …. JIVE US NE RAB NU PA LEYA HUNDA HAI … US NE KUDI NU PROMISE KARDA J US DI LIFE CH AA JANDI HAI TE OHH APNI SUB MADIYAAN ADTAAN CHAD DU GA … US NE KITA VI KUDI VI CAHUNDI C KI OHH US NAAL RAVE …..
OHHNA TE PARMATMA DI MEHAR HOI TE DONA DA VIYA HO GEYA …. KUCH MAHINE BEET GAYE ….ACHANAK BOY DE FRIEND DE GHAR PARTY CHAL RAHI HUNDI HAI TE MUNDA BAHUT HI JAYADA DRINK KAR LENDA HAI .. TE US DE FRIEND US NU FIR TOON US DI WIFE DI GAAL US NU YAAD KARWA DENDE NE KI US WIFE DE KARAN OHHH SARI RAAT JAIL CH REHA … JO INSULT HOI OHHH KIVE BARDASH KAR SAKDA HAI….US NE DARU TE PEHLAAN HI PETI HUNDI HAI OHHH GHAR PAHUNCH K APNI WIFE NU KUTNA SURU KAR DENDA HAI … PATA NAHI JIVE US TE KOI SHATAAN SAVAR HO GEYA HOVE OHH TE JANWAR BAN GEYA APNI WIFE NU JANWARAAN DI TAAN MAARI JA REHA TE KEHNDA TERI WAJHAN NAAL MAIN SARI RAAT JAIL CH REHA … THEN AGAIN KUTNA SURU HO JANDA HAI ….
BUS MORNING HUNDI HAI TE MUNDE NU YAAD VI NAHI HUNDA KI US NE KITA KI C … OHH DEKHDA HAI KI US DI WIFE GHAR NAHI HAI OHH TE US NU CHAD K JA CHUKI HUNDI HAI US NU PATA OHH FLOOR TE KUCH BLOOD DEKHDA HAI TE SOCHDA HAI KI KI HOYA BLOOD KIS DA HAI TE US DI WIFE KITHE HAI … OHH APNI WIFE DE CELL TE CALL LARDA HAI BUT OHH VI SWITCH OFF HUNDA HAI … OHH TENSION CH AA JANDA TE KUCH HOR NAHI SOCHDA SIDA POLICE KOL CHALA JANDA TE MISSING COMPALIANT LIKHA DENDA HAI OHH SOCHDA SHAYAD US DI WIFE KIDNAP HO GAI HAI …
KUCH DIN BEETDE NE…….. TE US NU IK UNKNOWN NUMBER TOON CALL ANDI HAI … OHH KEHNDA HAI KI IK DEAD BODY MILI HAI TE VERIFCATION LAI AA JAOOO … OHHH RONA HOYA TENSION DE VICH PAHUNCHDA HAI … JADOO OHH DEAD BODY NU DEKHDA HAI OHH BURII TARAN DAMAGED HUNDI HAI … OHH PEHCHAN CH NAHI AUNDI OHHH US DEAD BODY DI FINGER CH IK RING DEKHDA HAI TE APNI MANGNI DI RING YAAD AA JANDI HAI …. TE BODY VERIFY KAR K US NU LE JANDA HAI AND ANTIM SANSKAR VI KAR DENDA HAI ….. OHH ALMOST SHOCK WICH HUNDA HAI KI ACHANAK AA SUB KI HO GEYA …
IK DIN OHH APNE OFFICE JA REHA HUNDA HAI TE IK KUDI TE ACHANAK DEKHDA HAI OHH HOR KOI NAHI US DI WIFE HUNDI HAI OHH US DE KOL JANDA HAI TE RONA SURU HO JANDA TE KEHNDA TU KIYOO CHAD K CHALI GAI US NU … OHHH US NU KUCH NAHI KEHNDI TE JAN LUGDI HAI …
MUNDA US DA HUTH FAD LENDA HAI TE DEKHDA HAI US DE HUTH TE
BAHUT SARE NISHAN HUNDE NE TE PUCHDA AA KIVE HOYA
TE KIS NE KITA … KEHDA OHH KOUN HAI JIS NE US DI WIFE TE HUTH CHUKAN DI KOSHI KITI …. OHH US NU KHATAM KAR DEVE GA …
US DI WIFE US NU KEHNDI OHH INSAAN HOR KOI NAHI OHH TU HI HAI
….. FIR INNI GAAL GAAL SUN K OHH CHALA JANDA HAI US NU YAAD AUNDA KI US NE KI GALTI KITI C … OHH FIR APNI WIFE NU MILDA TE MUAFI MANGDA OHH MUAFF NAHI KARDI .. EH GAAL US DE DIL TE LUG JANDI HAI ..TE OHHH SUCIDE KAR LENDA HAI TE APNI LAST NOTE TE LIKH JANDA HAI KI “JO HOYA US NU PATA NAHI PAR HO SAKE TE US NU MUAF KAR DEVI”
FIR HONA KI C KUDI NU JADO US DA KHAT MILDA HAI TE TE DEPRESION CH CHALI JANDI HAI AND OHHHH PAGAL HO JANDI HAI … KI SOCHDE HOYE KI US DE KARAN AA SUB HO GEYA ……ITHE HI IK LOVE STORY KHATAM HO JANDI HAI …………
AA KOI FILMI KAHANI NAHI JO REALALITY CH HUNDA MAIN OHHH DUS REHA ….IF JE MERI STORY KISE NU PASAND I HOVE TE DHANWAD …. US DA JIS NU PASAND NA I HOVE US DA VI DHANWAD
SUB DA HURMAN PIYAARA
TARNBIR SINGH
Alright you have your stories, start voting! Either Gurpinder Mand or Tarn Ji! Whose your pick? :excited:
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Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Re: PJ Promotion - Codename 47
« on: January 30, 2011, 05:44:54 AM »
yeaaaaaaa Congratz rahul ji....im so happy for u :hug:
i signed in and did a double take wen i looked at da online list...i saw ur name n i was like wow its green...n den it dawned i was like omggggggggggg hes admin now yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee :dumlak: hahaha
u deserve dis more den anyone!!! wadaiyan ji thonu bhot bhottttt :excited: :superhappy:
Hun ta party lehni assiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :excited: :excited: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :balle: :balle:
i signed in and did a double take wen i looked at da online list...i saw ur name n i was like wow its green...n den it dawned i was like omggggggggggg hes admin now yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee :dumlak: hahaha
u deserve dis more den anyone!!! wadaiyan ji thonu bhot bhottttt :excited: :superhappy:
Hun ta party lehni assiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :excited: :excited: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :balle: :balle:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: sandhu & tiger
« on: January 26, 2011, 09:19:37 AM »:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
jyada na hass...dand war dig jaan geh :omg:
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Introductions / New Friends / Re: Happy Republic Day
« on: January 26, 2011, 09:14:09 AM »
happy republic day to u all :happy: :rockon: :excited: :excited: :excited: