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PJ Games / Re: Throw something at the user above u

« on: July 09, 2015, 10:54:49 AM »

gende de phull sitt k e suwagat krde aa back aya da :D:

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PJ Games / Re: which pj member do u miss ryt now?

« on: July 09, 2015, 10:38:08 AM »

Gabbu laalu kinnu pinderi japi maan 8-> saare yaar anmulea nu

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Knowledge / Re: Funny and true facts about India..!! ;)

« on: July 09, 2015, 10:22:52 AM »

:hehe: gallan sachian ne..

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Knowledge / Funny and true facts about India..!! ;)

« on: July 09, 2015, 08:19:23 AM »

Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn’t get it.

India is a country where every Muslim has to prove he is patriotic and every Hindu has to prove he is secular.

In India, even exceptions run into millions

India ka sabse bada rog, “Mere bare mein log kya kahenge?”

No one is interested in “Logic” Everybody wants “Magic” That is why, in India –“Babas” are more famous than “Scientists”

China grows because of its government, India grows despite it.

The only country where people fight to be termed ‘backward’

“IRCTC-> The only place where you won’t find reservations”

Copyright in India means right to copy

Indians – Divided by a local language, united by a foreign language.

India, a country where people protest against rapes by changing their DPs. Messaging others to do the same.

India Is a poor Country with Rich People

The most crucial part of a traffic signal in India without which it doesn’t work at all, is a policeman.

Here, a black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

We are a country which didn’t know who Kailash Satyarthi was until he got the Nobel Peace Prize, but pounced on a Russian tennis player because she didn’t know our cricket player.

In India, you don’t cast your vote, you vote your caste

In India, we use the artificial lemon flavor for “welcome-drinks” while the real lemon is used in “finger-bowls”

India: Here the neighbour’s son is the SI unit of “comparison” !

In India, you don’t drive on the left of the road, you drive on what is left on the road.

India is the country where people break rules throughout the week, turn a blind eye to all the wrong practices seen around and cry over it on Sunday after watching “Satyamev Jayate”

A country where you can get married, before you can buy booze.

In USA when couples go to bed they say, “Good Night! My Love.”In UK, they say, “Sweet Dreams! Darling.”In India it is generally said,”Kundi laga di? (have you bolted the door?)”

Everywhere, time is precious . In India, it is auspicious!

IIT – Helping nerds get married since 1951

In India parents be like:
Look, our son is going the wrong path, doing drugs and all, we should marry him off.
Look, our son is doing well, earning enough and all, we should marry him off.

India is a country where people first become engineers then figure out what they want to become…

India sends first astronaut to the Moon, He writes Roopesh loves Pooja on the surface and comes back.

A satellite in the Martian orbit for the price of Suarez moving from Liverpool to Barcelona!

We Indian’s don’t let anyone take our window seat and you are talking about Kashmir.

Nobody knows ‘mera baap kaun hai’

We watch football and play cricket

India is one of the few countries in the world where you look on both sides while crossing a one way road

A country where “Love marriages” and “Dating” are looked down upon and yet almost all Bollywood movies are based precisely on these two concepts.(Given that we make more than 500 movies a year, it is a lot.)

Koi Mandir Ke Bahar Maangta hai, Aur koi andar

And Finally …

An incredible country where Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics, Politicians are watching porn and Porn stars are becoming actors.
:happy: :happy:

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Knowledge / Re: Back 2 Sikhi..

« on: July 09, 2015, 12:13:59 AM »

:rabb: waheguru ji.. keep it up bro..

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http://punjabijanta.com/religion-faith-spirituality/english-translation-of-japji-sahib/ ...

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PJ Games / Re: which pj member do u miss ryt now?

« on: July 08, 2015, 11:59:46 PM »

:here: no oneeee

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Shayari / Re: ਬੜਾ ਕੁੱਝ ਹੋਣਾ ਬਾਕੀ ਹੈ..!!

« on: July 07, 2015, 11:02:14 AM »

thnkuuuu

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Shayari / Re: ਬੜਾ ਕੁੱਝ ਹੋਣਾ ਬਾਕੀ ਹੈ..!!

« on: July 07, 2015, 03:16:34 AM »

! No longer available

:love: ....

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Shayari / ਬੜਾ ਕੁੱਝ ਹੋਣਾ ਬਾਕੀ ਹੈ..!!

« on: July 07, 2015, 12:10:27 AM »

ਬੜਾ ਕੁੱਝ ਹੋਣਾ ਬਾਕੀ ਹੈ।
ਅਜੇ ਤਾਂ
ਬਿੱਲੀਆਂ ਦੇ ਰਸਤਾ ਕੱਟਣਨਾਲ
ਹੋਏ ਨੁਕਸਾਨ ਦਾ
ਜਾਇਜਾ ਲੈਣ ਲਈ
ਕਮਿਸ਼ਨ ਵੀ ਗਠਿਤ ਨਹੀਂ ਹਇਆ।
ਅਜੇ ਤਾਂ
ਯਸ਼ੋਦਾ ਬੇਨ ਨੇ
ਛਪੰਜਾ ਇੰਚ ਚੌੜੀ ਛਾਤੀ ਤੇ
ਨਾਮਰਦ ਹੋਣ ਦਾ
ਠੱਪਾ ਲਾਉਣਾ ਹੈ।
ਅਜੇ ਤਾਂ
ਮਨਮੋਹਨ ਸਿੰਘ ਨੇ
ਗਾਂਧੀਆਂ ਦੇ ਲਾਣੇ ਤੇ
ਬੰਧੂਆ ਮਜ਼ਦੂਰੀ ਦਾ ਦੋਸ਼ ਲਾਉਣਾ ਹੈ।
ਅਜੇ ਤਾਂ
ਖਾਕੀ ਵਰਦੀ ਨੇ
ਸਕੀ ਧੀ ਨਾਲ ਹੋਏ ਬਲਾਤਕਾਰ ਦੀ
ਰਪਟ ਲਿਖਣ ਲੱਗਿਆਂ
ਹੰਢਾਉਣੀ ਹੈ
ਪਿਤਾ ਹੋਣ ਦੀ ਚੀਸ।
ਅਜੇ ਤਾਂ ਬਾਦਲਾਂ ਦੀ
ਚੌਥੀ ਪੀੜ੍ਹੀ ਨੇ
ਘੁੱਟਣਾ ਹੈ ਗਲ਼ਾ
ਤੀਸਰੀ ਪੀੜ੍ਹੀ ਦਾ
ਚਿੱਟੇ ਦੀ ਤੋਟ ਵਿੱਚ।
ਅਜੇ ਤਾਂ
ਗੁਰੂਦੁਆਰੇ ਦੇ ਸਪੀਕਰ ਵਿੱਚੋਂ
ਇਨਕਲਾਬ-ਜ਼ਿੰਦਾਬਾਦ ਦਾ
ਨਾਅਰਾ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਗੂੰਜਿਆ।
ਅਜੇ ਤਾਂ
ਸਿਰਜਣਹਾਰੇ ਹੱਥਾਂ ਨੇ
ਸੁਪਨਮਈ ਸੰਸਾਰ ਦੀ
ਤਸਵੀਰ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਿਰਜੀ।
ਅਜੇ ਤਾਂ
ਬੁੱਢੀਆਂ ਨਿਗਾਹਾਂ ਨੂੰ
ਪ੍ਰਦੇਸ ਗਏ ਪੁੱਤਦਾ
ਝਉਲਾ ਪੈਣੋਂ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਹਟਿਆ।
ਅਜੇ ਤਾਂ
ਸਾਡੀਆਂ ਵਿਧਵਾਵਾਂ ਦੇ
ਸੁਹਾਗ ਜੋੜੇ ਦੇ
ਸਿਤਾਰੇ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਲੱਥੇ।
ਅਜੇ ਤਾਂ
ਸਾਡੇ ਸੂਖਮ ਪੈਰਾਂ ਨੇ
ਅੰਗਿਆਰਾਂ ਦਾ
ਚੁੰਮਣ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਲਿਆ।
ਅਜੇ ਤਾਂ
ਸਾਡੇ ਸਬਰ ਦੇ ਪਿਆਲੇ ਦਾ
ਤਲ਼ਾ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਢੱਕਿਆ ਗਿਆ।
ਅਜੇ ਤਾਂ
ਕੁੱਝ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੋਇਆ
ਬੜਾ ਕੁੱਝ ਹੋਣਾ ਬਾਕੀ ਹੈ।

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