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Messages - EvIL_DhoCThoR
2361
« on: January 05, 2011, 09:29:06 AM »
main v 2011 vich engagement kra leni :excited:
munda ta 2 saal to lbia aa :hehe:
meinu jaroor bula leo eng te lol .
2362
« on: January 05, 2011, 09:26:41 AM »
nuffin from both :he:
2363
« on: January 05, 2011, 04:12:04 AM »
ahahahahaahahahahahahah 2 saal ch pr kadh to milan lag gi oh v australia ahahahaha???????????????? eh rule kadh niklya lol.
2364
« on: January 05, 2011, 03:00:35 AM »
srry to say but real bday of guru gobind singh ji maharaj is on 11 january according to bikarmi samaat purani riwayat , poh sudi sat , means poh da mhina te chan n pakh de satvi nu guru gobind singh ji ne avtar dhariya c so ohi real aa nd hazzoor sahib te guru gobind singh ji de birth place patna sahib v poh sudi satt nu he manaya jao ga , jiwe ajj kl english cal ne te jwak da jnam hunda te os de acc apan jnam manunde aaa owe he guru gobind singh ji de time na ta english cal c na he nankshahi only bikrami samat c jis de acc ohnda de jnam patri bani c , nankshahi bna ke ta guruya de real bday he change karte jiwe hun tuhade kise da 15 dec nu aaa te koi tuhade 100 salan badh ik nw cal bna de te kahe nai ji ehde jnam tarik ta 7 jan bandi aa then hows u can say him right lol . so asli jnam din ta poh sudi satt da thts on 11 jan. so guru sahib da jis tiem acc te cal acc jnam hoya ohi manya jawe thts better .  gugu sis wish u also happy bday of lord of universe in advance may guru ji bless ju .
2365
« on: January 04, 2011, 08:53:02 AM »
2366
« on: January 04, 2011, 08:37:57 AM »
:laugh: all options select nai ho sakde?  : .
2367
« on: January 04, 2011, 08:28:00 AM »
kahndiyan rehndiya honiya sara din kha kha motiya ho jandiya :blah: .
2368
« on: January 04, 2011, 01:38:34 AM »
lol ratan... tu churi chamari... chust loombri... unnt di lindi ... pathli maajjj... murge di andiii lolzzzz tenu fry krke kaju.. :hihpanga:
same to u :comeon: yeah i knew , its all about u which u write for urself n just abuse my name . :blush: .
2369
« on: January 04, 2011, 12:35:16 AM »
simari de ese de tese , bandari chuhi jihe :angr: , chudeal kise tha di daen :angr: moti majj lollllllllllllllllll . huh baki mein ethe type nai kar sakdi lol .  : .
2370
« on: January 03, 2011, 11:25:29 AM »
meri sohni bhen :kiss:
koi ni dsungi tainu pm karke kihdi ip aa but eho jihia ids te eh ip changer launde aa munde bhut chlak aa ratan kure :hehe:
plz sis pm kardeo lob ju .
2371
« on: January 03, 2011, 11:17:34 AM »
koi ni koi ni krde aa check ip v :wait:
tu bhuta gussa na kria kar ratan kure :hug:
ahahahaha na na bhen ji gusa karke mein ki lena , meinu tuhade wargi bhen da jo bda sahara lol so hun ip hceck karwa ke eminu jaroor das deo plzzz benatti aaa lol.
2372
« on: January 03, 2011, 11:10:39 AM »
jihda haiga ee 420 aa oh ithe aa k thodi dsuga k main 420 aa :laugh: :laugh:
lolllllllllllllllllllll siso fer chaeck kiti jawe usdi ip n solve kiti jawe usdi ehde badi mystery . chalo karo fer check te daso sanu .
2373
« on: January 03, 2011, 11:07:47 AM »
From Mother to NRI Son
Putter tare vapis aaun di chithi mili,dil bada khus hoia ki tu hun mainu mil lave ga
, par agle hi pal dil udas ho gaya,jad mainu pata laga kit u pakke tor te India vapis aa reha.putter India ta oda da hi aa jida da tu chad ke gaya si.haan hun kuch vade mall te vadian buldings jaroor ban gayian ne,par halat ohne vadian ni jine tu sune aa,main tainu sach dasdi aa.tu apne pind da hi haal sun lai,eh sun ke ja tat u apna ierada badal laie ga te jai k vaar ankhi dakh ke dubara vapis aaun di gal ni karega.jis auart di chithi padi aa oh tilke aadthiae di gharwali aa,jo sirf 25% aamir loka nu hi represent kardi aa.par 75% loka de ta halat us to vi made ho gaye ne,baki vade sehra da ta jayada ni pata par 70% abadi ta hale hi pinda ch hi rehndi aa.jithe aaj hi hospital ta hun par doctor nahi, Ambulance ta hun par patrol nahi, School ta hun par Teacher nahi.private Hospital te School aam bande di paunch to bahar aa.jo tu $ 250 di gal karda ohda matlab INR 12000 aa, tea am kame di dihadi INR 200 hi aa,jo ke $ 2.5 bande aa.te aam banda ta aaj kal cycle vi ni lai sakda,jot u 50cent di gal karda oh INR 25 banda aa.jo ke dihadidar banda din ch 4 e-mail kar deve ta us lie khan laie koi paisa ni bachna.aaj gande (onion) INR 100, aalo(potato) INR 50 per kg aa, jo ke dihadidar banda khreed ni sakda,es karke oh choria te katal karde aa.munda koi v kum ni karda patrol INR 70 per litter aa, jo oh fookde rehnde aa, te mundia da ohi haal aa, jot u Punjabi gania ch sunda hovega, je tu apni aulad mehanti banuni aa ta put na aaie, baki main hun tainu apne pind da haal sunandi aa,
1. Lambda di Bholi nu daaj na lauan te maar ta,muntry de dabah paun te sahure fad laie aa.
2. Tera jamati Harnam ka Tikka Bombai ch ik IT company ch change post te laga si, ohnu North to hon karke Shiv Saina walian ne dangian ch marta.
3. Guandian da Meeta kise collection department ch laga si, INR 50,000 di collection lai kea a reha si, koi lata baaha tod ke paise kho ke faraar ho gaya.
4. Khete mahajan ne jo kapde da kum suru keta si,sehar ch mall banna karke,
5. band ho gaya,te bank da karja mudia ni te ohne aatam hatia kar laie.
6. Pind de 4-5 gareeba de munde bhuki vachde te choorian karde fade gaye.
7. Apne surpanch de munde ne ik kudi nal rape karke ohde bhra nu atankvadi bana ke police nu paise de ke fada dita.
8. Jehdi tu apni masi nu sone di chan bheji si kal gurudure to aundi di motorcycle saver la ke bhaj gaye .
9. Apne pind de kaie loka nu kala peelia te kie hor bimmarian lag gayain,gande pani te pardushan karke.
10. Is saal India ch aatam hatia karan walia da 10% vada hoia,jis vich jayadatar jatta ne aatam hatia keti aa.
11. Bhole ke Tide da college di ladaie ch katal ho gaya.
Is vaar te putt Diwali te kise ne deeva ni balia, ik vaar aakhi dakh ja ehda haal, eh ta ohda ho gaya jida ik tavaief de kapde, gehne te roop bada sohna hunda par ohda kum te chriter kuch hor hi hunda..ohi haal sade desh da ae.dakhn nu ta uacchian uacchian buldings pai gayian par lok aaj kal vi footpath te hi sunde ne.Rab karke tu khushian mane…….ik sadarn parivar cho teri Maa.
ahahahahaha asli india te ta hun chan na pya lol.
2374
« on: January 02, 2011, 11:04:49 PM »
oh hello rav vav teinu unj ve kehra shram aaaa jehra kehna ki meinu shram ani c auni lol , naal kini bar kia mere naam apne sade jihe hathan naal na type kariya kar fer v beshram da beshram aa tu , te msg mein nai c kita tera srry da msg aya ta teinu reply ch kia kahe ta ethe paste kra sare msg ?. 420 tu aa ya hor eh ta nai pta but os time ta tuhi c lol .
2375
« on: January 02, 2011, 12:41:32 PM »
Kamboj bande hunde ne. Tenu enne detail wich jan de ke lorr aa  :
dasdo janda ji ohne ghare gal karni honi ki ik new bf aa kamboj surname da ki tusi allow karde lol.
2376
« on: January 02, 2011, 11:55:20 AM »
kamboj ik goath hunda a last name u can say tht , eh jatt hunde u can say jatt sikh n eh sur name jyada tar amritsar te hoshiyarpur wali side te aaaa n saini are diff from them lol. kyu ki gal hun kamboj da munda lab lya nwa? :mean: .
2377
« on: January 02, 2011, 11:42:50 AM »
:happy: hmmm when one boy share his one real truth about his life thts very sp time for me . :happy: .
2378
« on: January 02, 2011, 01:01:09 AM »
Eniya tareef na karoo.. Main evve fhul javvo ga :hehe:
- Bakki hot nu main Tavve teh bhetta aa..
Jhanda Discription: Rang - Gudda kala
Kadh - 4 foot
Sarrer ton bhut bharaa.
teh skin - Dabh khadabi
:happy:
No no Superman - I dont like red underwears and that too oustide my pant /:) /:)
yeah u r superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
2379
« on: January 01, 2011, 08:36:48 AM »
yupppppppppppppp trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hehehehehe :okk:.
2380
« on: January 01, 2011, 07:16:02 AM »
:omg: he is my superman :thaa: 8-> .
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