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Gup Shup / Re: online aun to pehla ki kar rahe si
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:03:55 PM »
gane sunda si

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she deserves the best

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Jokes Majaak / Jado bomb phatteya
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:50:31 AM »
Reporter ne ek zakhmi nu pucheya

Reporter - "jadho bomb giriya ta oho phat geya?"

Zakhmi gusse naal kehnda
"Nahi bhraava...bomb chal ke mere kol aya naale pyar naal kehnda -------   "THAA" "

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Jokes Majaak / Plumber & Doctor
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:44:37 AM »
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.

The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."

The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor." :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Famous Companies names
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:41:18 AM »
Adobe
The name came from the river Adobe Creek that ran behind the house of founder John Warnock.



Apache

It got its name because its founders got started by applying patches to code written for NCSA's httpd daemon. The result was 'A PAtCHy' server - thus, the name Apache.



Apple Computers
Favourite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 o'clock.



Cisco
The name is not an acronym but an abbreviation of San Francisco. The company's logo reflects its San Francisco name heritage. It represents a stylized Golden Gate Bridge.



Google
The name started as a jockey boast about the amount of information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders - Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to ‘Google’.



Hotmail
Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing email via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for Hotmail as it included the letters "html" - the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective upper casings.



Hewlett-Packard
Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.



Intel
Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company ' Moore Noyce' but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain, so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.



Lotus
Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from the lotus position or 'padmasana.' Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.



Microsoft

It was coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on.



Motorola
Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radios for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola.



Oracle
Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). The code name for the project was called Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such).



Red Hat
Company founder Marc Ewing was given the Cornell lacrosse team cap (with red and white stripes) while at college by his grandfather. He lost it and had to search for it desperately. The manual of the beta version of Red Hat Linux had an appeal to readers to return his Red Hat if found by anyone!

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Shayari / Re: ajj dove punjab jawab ik mangde ne
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:33:28 AM »
nadeem bhai jaan tusi ta kehar barsa dita
bahut wadia likheya
mere kol shabad nahi hege dassan nu very good work bro

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: SSA Janta
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:30:43 AM »
sat shri akal mundeya
welcome bai
mauja maar yaara. have a good one

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Shayari / Re: labhia yaara gawata
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:29:15 AM »
nice

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Jokes Majaak / Re: UP da baiya
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:28:29 AM »
hahahha

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Jokes Majaak / Re: boy to girl
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:27:06 AM »
eh tan nei purana haiga......????  :lost:
hun jehra purana si keh dita veere

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Young Programmer
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:24:42 AM »
aahahha
o m g

ahha well i work with aussies and they always expect something from me.
i'll go and ask my outsourcing manager." Hi saph...working hard..or hardly working " she starts laughing!n says Cheeky!


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Jokes Majaak / Re: Young Programmer
« on: November 14, 2009, 06:04:18 AM »
only a handful ppz in PJ hv sense of humour
heheh na na bro ida nahi aa kise ne parheya ni hona dhayan nal

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Jokes Majaak / Re: mehnat ya maza
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:56:16 AM »
shayad isi bahane hi akal aa jave punjabiya nu

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Jokes Majaak / Re: amli da radio
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:50:21 AM »
ahha mausam haha

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Gup Shup / Re: aakh maarn da matlab?
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:49:32 AM »
akh maran de kayi matlab hunde aa
ik ta munda kudi nu marda .. yani ki shedan lai
duja ik munde apne dost nu marda kise nu jhooth mooth ch manaun lai

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Jokes Majaak / Re: jatt te jatti
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:48:13 AM »
haha

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Jokes Majaak / Re: boy to girl
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:40:39 AM »
hahaha bhen bhra ho gaye

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Fun Time / Re: Pj di haajri.......
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:28:57 AM »
47 present

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Jokes Majaak / Re: oh mainu dekhi jan di c
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:27:15 AM »

bajurga layi ttan old hi hona......  :huhh:
hanji shayad eh vi hai .i had that sms in my fone when i was in india 4 years ago

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Maan-Sanmaan/Respect+ / Re: Jhanda Amli PJ da nawa Global MOD
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:24:49 AM »
leh Jhanda amli deserves it bhaji no need explanations

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