Wela Baba Extremely Funny Pakistani Punjabi Poetry Must Must See

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ALLAH Tauba Kar Lehna Waan ..
Ghar da Paani Phar lena waan
Potay Potiyan Phar lena waan
Onaa Nu v Soooon Da Kehna
Boway Aggay CHaaroo Dena…
Thak Tutt Kay Lamay Pehnaa
Unjj mein Ghar wich wela hi rehna
Parh Kay Jaduunnn Namaz Mein ana…
Potay Potiyan mein ungli laana
Khedan wich ground lay jana…
Khed Khed Kay Thak Janday nay
Fair ooo minu ayy aanday nay…
Baba ji Hun ghar nu jayiyay
Ghar chal kay tay roti khaiyay…
Tay Bhukk Naal Charh janday nay phooo
Ghar andaya nay choti nuuuuu …
O ayay nay mera abba ji
Deekan di si taadi Thiiii…
ALLAH Taadi Umer Wadayay
Tanu tatti waaa na laway…..
Saada V ik kaam kar aoo
Shehroon ja kay rang layhayoo…
Lay Kay Rang Tay Chaytiii Ana
Roti Paanway aaan kay khana…
Ja kay shayhar mein pay gaya phuliii
Rang Wali Dukan nahi khulii…
Hatti walay layii sii chabi
Mangaya Us Koloon Rang Gulabi…
Lay Kay Rang mein Ghar nu Aya
Pair nahi halli boway paya….
Wekh kaY aandi meri bhudii
Kithoon aya janu dil da……..
Jinno fiker zara nahi bill da
Minuu na koi Gal Sunana…..
Bill Da Yabb Muka Kay ana
Fair Taanu Koi Kam nahi kehna ….
Beshak Tash tay bethay rehna
Tur payay mein phuk phaana……..
Hun ni ghar nu wapis ana
Wekh kay beh gaya Bank di thumii line siii waah wah Changii lambhi
bhudiyan wi si othay ayiyay…….
Kayiyay nay khushboowaan laiyay
Mein v Koi Haan Di Wekhaan…..
Jeri howay minu jaan di wekhaan
Akhir ik nay aaan kowaya Bill Nahi Jama karwaya taya
Bill naal paisay uray Pharhoo Tusi Paway hun Ghar nu jao
O Kehnda Shala Kuriyay Khushiyan Paway…….
Dolly Beh Gay Soray Jaey
Goodi Wich Potay Khedawaan…..
ALLAH Tera Jeway Haani Lay Kay Mein Raseed hai jani
Day kay bill mein ghar nu aya…….
Waddi Nuuu nay ayy farmaya
Abba tinu way kholotiii………
Ayi schooloon ni way pooti
Chayytiii Naal Schoolay Jaoo………..
Pooti lay kay ghar nu aoo
Lay kay Pooti ghar nu aya…..
Maan nay Gal wichoo Bastaa laya
Chumyaa chatya Seeney laya…..
Hath wich oday burger pharaya
Minuu kisay khaaa nahi paya……
Weray wich si manjii datthii
Chader uthoo kiti khatiii……
Manjii day naal luck joon laya
Pasay maar thakaywaaan laya……….
Saray aa kay ayyhoo kehn
Jana nahi jay handiii lain……
Bhuddiiii Meri Lagay ayiii
Khich kay baan mein kool Behtayiii…….
Oo Saano v gal sunaaan day
Na kar edaaa jaan day…..
Ghar nu puter aan day
Tere chaalay nay chittar khaan day…..
O Khotay waangoon zulfii waaya
Kisay nahi Chaa Da cup pilayaa……..
OOoo Roti Day Diyoo Taanu Kehna
Manya Ghar wich wela hi rehndaa  :rockon:

apaan ethe kayee waar wekheya a ki kayi jaane apna naa change kari jande a .. bhawein id same rahe par naa badal lende a .. fir confusion bahut hundi a .. eh tuhanu theek lagda a k ohi naa rakna chahida a


apni sulaah dao

--by REET

I haven't seen this movie yet but from what I have heard, its quite touching, found this on Facebook .. sharing it with you all, has anyone seen it yet, and if yes, what do you think about it?


ਚਾਰ ਸਾਹਿਬਜਾਦੇ - REVIEW
ਕੱਲ ਰਾਤੀ ਬੱਚਿਆਂ ਸਮੇਤ ਇਹ ਮੂਵੀ ਦੇਖਣ ਦਾ ਸਬੱਬ ਬਣਿਆ। ਮੂਵੀ ਦੇਖਕੇ ਬੱਸ ਇੱਕੋ ਹੀ ਗੱਲ ਮੰਨ ਵਿਚ ਘਰ ਕਰ ਗਈ ਅਤੇ ਸਾਰੀ ਰਾਤ ਪਾਸੇ ਵੱਟ ਕੇ ਹੀ ਕੱਟੀ ਇੱਕੋ ਗੱਲ ਹੀ ਮੰਨ ਵਿਚ ਸੀ ਯਾਰ ਅਸੀ 'ਕੀ ਸੀ ਤੇ ਕੀ ਬਣ ਗਏ, ਕਿਥੇ ਕੁਤਾਹੀ ਹੋ ਗਈ । ਸਾਇਦ ਇਸ ਮੂਵੀ ਦਾ ਰਵੀਊ ਦੇਣ ਦੀ ਹਿੰਮਤ ਵੀ ਨਹੀ ਹੈ ਮੇਰੇ ਵਿਚ। ਪਹਿਲੀ ਵਾਰ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਵਿਚ ਸਿਨੇਮਾ ਘਰ ਵਿਚ ਲੋਕੀ ਭੁੱਬਾ ਮਾਰ ਕੇ ਰੌਦੇ ਦੇਖੇ। ਜਦੋ ਮੂਵੀ ਖਤਮ ਹੋਈ ਤਾਂ ਸਿਨੇਮਾ ਘਰ ਦਾ ਸਟਾਫ ਸਾਡੇ ਮੂਹਾ ਵੱਲ ਦੇਖ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ। ਬੀਬੀਆਂ, ਬੱਚੇ, ਵੀਰ ਕੋਈ ਵੀ ਨਹੀ ਬੱਚਿਆਂ। ਮੈ ਖੁਦ ਪਹਿਲੀ ਵਾਰ ਕੋਈ ਮੂਵੀ ਦੇਖਕੇ ਇਨਾਂ ਭਾਵੁਕ ਹੋਇਆ ਹੋਵਾਂਗਾ।
ਚਾਰ ਸਾਹਿਬਜਾਦਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਸ਼ਹਾਦਤ ਸਮੇ ਇਤਨਾਂ ਸਨਾਟਾ ਸੀ ਕਿ ਸ਼ਬਦ ਉਸਨੂੰ ਬਿਆਨ ਨਹੀ ਕਰ ਸਕਦੇ।
ਬੇਨਤੀ ਹੈ ਕਿ ਬੱਚਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਇਹ ਮੂਵੀ ਜਰੂਰ ਵਿਖਾÀ। ਇਹ ਮੂਵੀ ਯਕੀਨਨ ਹੀ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਦੇ ਮਨ ਵਿਚ ਘਰ ਕਰ ਜਾਵੇਗੀ। ਇਹ ਮੂਵੀ ਸਾਰੇ ਲੀਡਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਦੇਖਣੀ ਬਣਦੀ ਹੈ। ਸ਼ਾਇਦ ਉਹ ਕੋਮ ਦੀ ਜੜਾ ਵਿਚ ਤੇਲ ਦੇਣਾ ਬੰਦ ਕਰ ਦੇਣ। ਸ਼ਾਇਦ।
ਇਸ ਤਰਾਂ ਦੀਆਂ ਮੂਵੀਆਂ ਹੋਰ ਵੀ ਬਣਨੀਆਂ ਚਾਹੀਦੀਆਂ ਹਨ ਅਤੇ ਸਿੱਖਾ ਨੂੰ ਕਟੱੜਪੁਣੇ ਤੋ ਨਿਕਲ ਕੇ ਐਸਜੀ ਪੀ ਸੀ ਨੂੰ ਆਖਣਾ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ ਹੈ ਕਿ ਗੁਰੂ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਦਾ ਐਨੀਮੇਸ਼ਣ ਬਣਾਉਣ ਦੀ ਇਜਾਜਤ ਦੇਣ। ਸਾਨੂੰ ਹਰੇਕ ਉਸ ਪਹਿਲੂ ਦਾ ਤਿਆਗ ਕਰਨਾ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ ਹੈ ਜੋ ਸਾਡੀ ਕੋਮ ਨੂੰ ਪਿਛੇ ਨੂੰ ਘਸੀਟੇ।
ਇੱਕ ਹੋਰ ਗੱਲ ਜੋ ਬਹੁਤ ਵਧੀਆਂ ਲੱਗੀ ਜਿਤਨੇ ਵੀ ਬੰਚਿਆਂ ਨੇ ਸ਼ਾਹਿਬਜਾਦਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਅਵਾਜ ਦਿੱਤੀ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਦੇ ਨਾਮ ਜਨਤਕ ਨਹੀ ਕੀਤੇ ਗਏ ਜੋ ਕਿ ਸਲਾਹੁਣ ਯੋਗ ਹੈ। ਪੂਰੀ ਮੂਵੀ ਨੂੰ ਬਹੁਤ ਹੀ ਬਾਰੀਕੀ ਨਾਲ ਬਣਾਇਆ ਗਿਆ।
ਅਖੀਰ ਵਿਚ ਇਹੁ ਹੀ ਕਹਾਂਗਾ ਕਿ ਗੁਰੂ ਨਾਨਕ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਦੇ ਪ੍ਰਕਾਸ਼ ਦਿਵਸ ਤੇ ਬੱਚਿਆ ਨੂੰ ਇਹ ਤੋਹਫਾ ਬਹੁਤ ਹੀ ਵਧੀਆ ਲੱਗਿਆ।

Duniya da ta pata ni par bai aah apna east side usa ala ek din pakaa khatam ho jana :

Major winter storm to impact the Tri-state area Friday into Saturday.

Blizzard Warning in effect from 6 am Friday to 1 pm EST Saturday.

The National Weather Service in Upton has issued a Blizzard Warning, which is in effect from 6 am Friday to 1 pm EST Saturday.

Locations: Southern Connecticut.
Hazard types: Heavy snow and strong winds.
Accumulations: snow accumulation of 18 to 24 inches.
Winds: northeast 25 to 35 mph with gusts up to 55 mph.
Temperatures: dropping into the 20s by Friday evening.
Visibilities: one quarter mile or less at times.
Timing: The strongest winds and heaviest snow will occur Friday evening into Saturday morning.
Impacts: Heavy snow and winds will make for dangerous driving conditions with visibilities near zero in White-out conditions. In addition, some tree limbs will be downed, causing scattered power outages.

kinu kinu yaad a eh game bai :hehe:

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Mata Ji Speaking in English (Watch with Respect)

Main ta Cousin and family naal hona .. :superhappy:

Apna daso kon kon ki kar reha 31 nu  :comeon: :comeon:

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Why boys don't do GROUP STUDY ha ha

Aaj da din itehaas ch darj hona chahida ae a .. mera bai Gagan game wekhan gaya te jitaa k aya apni dolphin nu .. kehnda ae ni main ghar jana  :D: :D:

 :spamfight: :spamfight:

One of life's great fascinations is watching people evolve over time. Some people grow and develop, while others seem to be stuck in patterns that limit their happiness and well-being. Others excel in certain areas of their lives  but they fail miserably in others :pagel: . A small few are spectacularly successful by conventional measures yet are perpetually dissatisfied (rare case hunda wai eh ta). Is there a simple model we can use to make sense of these observations? Chalo soch k wekhde a

Chalo main apne vichaar sanjhe karda a .. jo muh ch auna main baki jana

Lets look back for a moment .. flashback ch jane a and lets see how we evolved in our life, we were born, we were totally dependent on parents and other elderly members, to nurture us, so basically we DRAGGED THROUGH that phase of life, without having any worries about future or financial situations, etc. Har wele Ma pey ya koi wadaa bhen bharaa koley hunda c .. we loved the attention around us although we hardly ever knew what its worth for but nevertheless it was our first introducti9on to the world, we played, we did all we would ever wish for right now in our unconscious, right at that time. It was a good time of life, no doubt.

Then came a day when you found yourself holding your father's finger and you would have thought that he is just taking me for another walk by the trees, yet so early in the morning and before you knew it, you landed in a 1000 more like you, a place called "School", your peace of mind vanished, you had no idea about what the heck was going on, and all you did was burst our your true emotions i.e. cry in the sea of tears in front of dad and he ended up calling those magarmach de aansu... chalo time passed on .. we compromised with the situation long..

After all.. that was the moulding phase ... high school chalda reha... wadey hoye ... we started noticing girls.... cursh hon lag paya .. teachers te ... kuriyaan te .. shaintani sujhan lag payee ... moti gal eh ki jawani chad gayee .. That was probably a NICE TIME .... jine badmaash banana c o bigar gaya .. jine IIT clear kar k 20 lakh di naurki karni c o kitaabi keera ban gaya te jehre baaki wehle c o aashqi karde rahe .. very fast phase of life when you graduate from high school, and 11 12 ta uda hi nikal jandi c degree v 4 saal di ae hi muk jandi c ...

So, we graduated, even if ro pit k ... supplimentriyaan clear ho giyaan .. hun naukri kehra labhe ... safarishaan pawao .. eh karo o karo ... zameenaa wecho ji , sade munde ne bahar jana amrikaaa .. Some did end up landing in foreign countries, some went into family business, others, kuch nasheyaan jogey reh gaye .. others i hardly have a clue, but yeah 23-27 age ... full freedom for ppl like me who were away from home, a perfect chance to rejuvinate or spoil ones life, for others, likewise the same but just the difference being that they had the shadow of family back home .... anyways ... by the time you turn 28 which is my age.. you do undergo a change, well its off a personal experience but since I have been a much worse person ,... so lets not go into that ...

coming back to the topic, no experience after this but speculations would say that you do get married and you have responsibilities, kids, etc and u start worrying about each and every penny, then your children have children and they throw you out of the house, you just end up feeling if it was all worth it, putting your entire life at stake just for this moment .. but just to add a note, if one never changes himself, he hardly regrets his life, on one conditions that he has the FEAR OF GOD IN HIS HEART...

So j hun tak neend nahi aayee ta daseyo apne vichaar sanjhe karna ki kehra phase of life according to you is good and why ??

dhanwaad ji

Supreet :pagel: