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3441
« on: January 14, 2010, 03:23:26 PM »
m ur sis menu ajj pata lageya...
thank u veere :hug:
:hug:
3442
« on: January 14, 2010, 03:19:46 PM »
siso
3443
« on: January 14, 2010, 10:01:02 AM »
:spamfight: mood ni bn reha
3444
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:56:10 AM »
I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle, when I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a cognac. I was meeting a very important client that was also flying to Seattle with me, but she was running a bit late.
Being the fairly forward person I am, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business, and how I would really appreciate it if he could throw a quick 'Hello Chris' at me while I was with my client. He agreed.
Ten minutes later when I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him.
He said "Hey Chris, what's happening?"
I replied, "Take a hike Gates. I'm in a meeting
hahahahaha maarta hsa hsa..... same scene i have watched in sm hindi movie , Vijay maliya was in the roll like gates lol and koi hero c , ohnu hi kendi c lolz :hehe:
3445
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:53:20 AM »
tera nakhra kehera guzar gaya ni tera nakhra :love:
:shutup:
3446
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:49:39 AM »
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to fly to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign read "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.
The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer."
haha nice one ! :pjrocks:
3447
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:45:54 AM »
:love:
kiddaaaaa :blink:
:goaway:
3448
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:38:16 AM »
:love:
:goaway: :pjrocks:
3449
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:34:09 AM »
aho te hor tu :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
hta sawan ki ghta
3450
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:33:14 AM »
:woried: :woried: ...lal kahto hoya aa :huhh:
....chal happy lohri...with happy makar sakranti :hug:
:angr:
3451
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:29:16 AM »
:angr: :waitin: :waitin: ah sweets ki aa :spam:
moorakh praani , odaan tere signs te lgea aa kutta jeda kulfi chat da :angr: o sweets aa :angr: kini moorkhan wali gal kardi aa :angr: :marro:
3452
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:13:12 AM »
kature di lohdii aa, sare lohdi paa ke jaoooooooooooo
:hehe: :hehe:
3453
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:03:28 AM »
3454
« on: January 14, 2010, 06:51:15 AM »
dedicated to a nice person too :happy:
grenade singh?
3455
« on: January 14, 2010, 06:10:10 AM »
very nice post
3456
« on: January 14, 2010, 06:06:58 AM »
yaar ehna dangra nu akal haini
mei ta kehnda je agge to aan gaddiya bhann den.. agg la den khadi karwa ke..
ithe punjabi munda si taxi chalanda si
2 ku saal pehla di gal aa
ohnu na goreya ne keha F***in indian
fer gore chal gaye.. par age ja ke ona ne u turn mareya and es munde ne dekh leya.
ehne gaddi lights de bich khadi kar diti .. gaddi ch paana si tyre kholan wala
oh leke bhajjeya te khich ke ohna di gaddi de sheeshe te maar ke tod dita
and jis gore ne gaal kaddi si ohnu ohde gore dosta ne kadd ke bahar sutt dita
fer ohne ohnu dhon to fadd ke chukk le ya.. te keha
" you were talking shyt cuz you were with these mates who kicked you out of the car and are not even with you "
oh sorry mangda ghar chala gaya.!
crazy sick people
nice to hear , punjabi munda tuade warga huna body wala Police is hopeless
gore ohna nu mooh te maa bhen diya gaala kad-de ne!
ohna nu pen and paper hi use karna aunda
sahi kea bai , ohna da prime minister e gal nai mn da k indians nal vitkara ho rea then police ki karu..
3457
« on: January 14, 2010, 05:56:04 AM »
and jad paathi paath kar k bahar aa reha c gurudwara sahib ton then os wele oho munde petrol pa k aag lga rhe c te paathi nu dekh k bhaj gaye.. par odo tak kaafi nuksaan ho gea c....
gurudwara sahab is under constructn so nuksaan ghat hoea warna bohat ho jana c.. par yaar jida v aa its very very bad.. no action from police yet
3458
« on: January 14, 2010, 05:53:46 AM »
Are you serious? i know they are Freakin hoons ..!!!
crazy scrags .. akal haini..
30 dollar de tyre pua ke burnout karan waleya de kam a>
they should've kept the rego numbers
aaho onaa da kam huna.. loki das de c police nu k ohna te shak aa
3459
« on: January 14, 2010, 05:45:53 AM »
ohh maen aj e news paper ch pdea swere very bad yaar.. :angr:
kende sangat ne car racers( jwaak) nu keha c k oho cars na chlon gurudwara sahab ne nede and police nu v dsea c par koi action nai lea gea , ohna da e kam lagda..
3460
« on: January 14, 2010, 03:36:26 AM »
:pjrocks:
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