mada jea change kita muh hla dita dum dum lak lak lloollzz

 
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Nine Words Women Use
 
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.

3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.)

5. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot', which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' - that will bring on No. 7).

7. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying, Buzz Off!"

8. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to No. 4.

9. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine".

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saag with missi roti  :lol:

yaaraa nu kaaton badnaam kita
sab de sahmne shreaam kita

asi ki kita das
asi ki kita

asi keda tere gharo
nalke da paani peeta
das asi ki kita

asi keda teri sis nal rishta kita  :
pher kanu badnaam kita
das tu edaaa kyon kita

asi likhaange tere bapu nu chithi
nahi poni asi teri gal te mitti
ni tu sanu badnaam kita
das asi ki kita

pj te aake asi tenu pm kita
tu koi reply ni dita
das asi keda free da msg keeta
sirf 5 pm milde karn nu
par tu kadar da jwaab ni dita
sada dil tod deeta
asi pher keda tenu koi msg kita
jeda tu complaint bna k sanu
pj ton chuka dita
das asi ki kita
das asi ki kita  :hehe:

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nah bai wadoo simleys i think.. n its always good to have copyright stuff :happy:
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