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2941
« on: March 10, 2010, 02:34:43 PM »
Santa and Banta opened a restaurant and placed a sign outside the restaurant - Closed 4 hours a day.
Simply because they knew numbering up to 3 only.
2942
« on: March 10, 2010, 02:33:12 PM »
Boss, is peter ke bacche ne hamare saath gaddari ki hai.
Ajit: Robert , usay revalving chair me bita dho, patha chal jayega ki 'chakkar' kya hai..
2943
« on: March 10, 2010, 02:29:21 PM »
A woman comes to Ajit for suggesting a name/s for her kids .
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
2944
« on: March 10, 2010, 02:28:37 PM »
Once a doctor went to a mental hospital. he was walking by a room and saw a guy holding his ear to the wall, so the doc went to that guy and pushed him aside and tried to listen so the doc put his ear against the wall and said i don't hear anything. that guy slaped the doctor and said i'm listening to this wall for 20 years i don't hear anything you just came and how the hell can you hear something.
2945
« on: March 10, 2010, 02:27:15 PM »
A Girl to her boy friend
Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
A Boy to his girl friend
chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga
chandni agar chand se hogi, to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabat agar ek se hogi hai, to hazaron ka kya hoga
2946
« on: March 10, 2010, 02:26:12 PM »
2947
« on: March 10, 2010, 02:25:10 PM »
Santa goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, 'Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?' To this the man replies,
' Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,'Wash Basin'.
2948
« on: March 10, 2010, 02:19:57 PM »
Banta without a licence was going in the two wheeler. The traffic police caught him and asked for the licence. He told I know the IG. All police saluted him. After some time he says but the IG DOES not know me.
2949
« on: March 10, 2010, 01:44:40 PM »
kaeaan di body nice aa :lol:
2950
« on: March 10, 2010, 01:36:42 PM »
8-> Smoking kills!! smoking kills!!
2951
« on: March 10, 2010, 01:27:09 PM »
I Will Never Leave your Side I know in a short time, life has been sad each day.
And the people closest to you have passed away,
I know your health is also not going well.
Your work is not helping, while bringing you hell.
I know all these things are happening in your life.
Not easy to deal with, wishing I was by your side.
I know you fear falling in love and me letting go.
Because you feel no one wants the extra load.
Feeling it’s not fair for me, if your health is getting bad.
You don’t understand, I accept you and all things at hand.
I will never leave your side.
Even if you push me away, and tell me it's not right.
These are times and moments, where love takes a stand.
You don't even let me try to give you a helping hand.
Many times your feeling angry, sad, depressed,
It hurts me to see you this way, I even get Stressed.
Many times you are pushing me away.
Let me show you that together we will deal with it each day.
You are not alone, even if I am far.
You are in my prayers and even in my heart.
Let my love fill your heart of wanting to live happy each day.
Love does exist in this world that we live in today.
I wrote this poem for you, to express,
No matter what can happen in your life.
I am here to love you and wanting to be by your side.
Close or far, how ever you might feel I am each night.
Let love take the stand, together we will put up a fight.
So please understand my feelings, know what I feel inside.
And rest assure on one thing I will never leave your side.~UNKNOWN AUTHER~
2952
« on: March 10, 2010, 01:16:12 PM »
2953
« on: March 09, 2010, 01:35:01 PM »
cngrts , very nice bnda
2954
« on: March 09, 2010, 12:21:12 PM »
nice pics..
lagds spcial pose bnaaye .. foto leii :lol:
aaho :laugh:
2955
« on: March 09, 2010, 02:06:05 AM »
bohat ache
masti dekhi kime sau ban ke betha  :
:love: :hehe: damn i missed the meet up seems like u guys had fun
Power is a nice dude no doubt and ya dev veere de vi ki kehne..
Baki inder veer ne ta balle balle karai hoi aa
:hug: ini treef menu raat nu nind nai oni :pagel:
2956
« on: March 08, 2010, 11:38:28 PM »
thanks pher pa e ditiaan bai ji  : kini jada blured jahi aayi aa image but jida v aa ik yaad jahi te rahugi na . le j daku lagda c tan odan e das dena c katal kutal lut-paaat kar e onda :blah: thanks veer ji
2957
« on: March 08, 2010, 03:05:49 PM »
:bigsilencer:
2958
« on: March 08, 2010, 02:31:05 PM »
1. How did you discover PJ? smbody told me on another site .. 2. How much time you spend on PJ daily? Go here : http://punjabijanta.com/stats2/ X_X 3. How would you rate PJ (from scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the Best)? rating nai deni cuz it always vary 4. Have you even been to PJ chat? If so, how often? 95/100 times i come online 5. How many friends you made on PJ? kafi ne , few turned into real 6. Any changes you would like to see on PJ? Why or Why not? - can't say that , cuz it ll neva goin to happen so i don't wish.. 7. Would you like to add/delete certain section(s) of PJ in terms of their need or usage? ----can't say 8. Anything else you want to say about PJ: - good site , sab kuj haiga site te , par jedi cheej di ghaat aa o try kiti c asi ikathe ho k poori karn di par o poori nai ho saki te i think na ho sakdi aa
2959
« on: March 08, 2010, 12:04:02 PM »
:hehe: :hehe: mere age veen vajan di pe gayi .. us de age vaja lo jine eh gal kahi room de vich,,
ohnu ta ki kehna kudiye tu galat gal kiti aa,, mainu smaja rahe aa :lol: :lol: :lol:
wese sahi keha 22 tu.. tera ta ohi kam aa, je kise ne gal kadi ohnu ni kuch kehna,, duje nu kan to fad lo ki gal suni kyu aa.. kadan vala galat ni sunan vala galat aa :hehe: :hehe:
o hello aamin sir te na chadi ja jada.. j gal karni aa na poori chat post kar... o dekh tera frnd deepak aaya c jene oho wrd use kita c and mithi_kudi ohnu warn kar rahi aa.... hun j tera ji karda tan mari ja kandaan nal sir :hehe:
2960
« on: March 08, 2010, 11:57:53 AM »
chal tu eda he laga la khundak kadi aa,,
22 sade kol ta koi tarika ni vadea dia galtia sab de sahmne le ke an da,,
1 ehi labea,, je tuhanu lagda ki eeh hawa karna ya khundak kadni aa,, fer 22 kal nu mai v 23 24 alag alag style dia gala kad ke keh du,, chat room valea jo jo gala mai kadia eh na kadio,, lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :hehe: :hehe:
tere aage veen kon vjaave.. :blah:
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