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Gup Shup / Re: online aun to pehla ki kar rahe si

« on: May 22, 2014, 09:11:06 AM »

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ATIF ASLAM - Kuch is Tarah

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PJ Games / Re: Last textmessage that u received

« on: May 20, 2014, 12:37:31 PM »

No! No more ROTTI for you

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?

« on: May 20, 2014, 12:01:08 PM »

Jado speaker bole tadke babe da
hath jorh ke pahila bhul bakshaune aa
ik baba ji thar college jane nu
duja leerhe hilfiger de chahune aa
jado speaker bole tadke babe da ......

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PJ Games / Re: Last textmessage that u received

« on: May 20, 2014, 11:50:02 AM »

"Hahaha waheguru"

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Shayari / Re: some nice lines

« on: May 20, 2014, 11:31:00 AM »

Quote from: °◆SáŅj◆° on May 20, 2014, 11:26:54 AM

Veryy nycee n meaningful :) buh iko word nhi samj aya "ਸਿਵਿਆਂ"
Eda ki matlab a?

MEANS KABRISTAN { cemetery }

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Gup Shup / Re: ma,mummy,mom,bebe

« on: May 20, 2014, 11:20:45 AM »

kaim 22 =D>

ਇਕ ਪਰਮਾਤਮਾ ਦੀ ਓਟ ਮੇਰੇ ਨੇੜ੍ਹੇ ਰਿਹੰਦੀ ਏ
ਦੂਜਾ ਰੱਬ ਜਹੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਮਾਂ ਮੇਰੇ ਵੇਹੜੇ ਰਿਹੰਦੀ ਏ

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?

« on: May 20, 2014, 09:09:40 AM »

PropheC-Hasdi

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PJ Games / Re: Give a vegetable/Fruit name to the above person

« on: May 20, 2014, 09:07:10 AM »

MAROONDA

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Jokes Majaak / LADKA n LADKI

« on: May 20, 2014, 09:06:25 AM »

Ladka:
"I LOVE YOU"

Ladki:
"sorry main kisi or se pyar krti hu"

Ladka Baut udaas ho gya

phir achanak bhagne laga
or bola:
.
.
.
.
Teri mummy ko Btaunga
.
Ladki:
"
Ruk Ja kamine , I Love You too.."

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Jokes Majaak / Re: JOIN THE QUEUE

« on: May 20, 2014, 09:00:48 AM »

LOL BOTH SERIOUS n MEANINGFUL

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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most Unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one About 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man Walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in Single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, And I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral Like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is It?"

The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first One asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Join the queue."