October 08, 2024, 12:43:20 AM

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - Jhanda_Amli

Pages: 1 ... 400 401 402 403 404 [405] 406 407 408 409 410 ... 580
8081
PJ Games / Re: ~~PROpOSE THE Person ABove ya~~
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:04:33 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh:

Heer tu haan kar.. Tenu assa navve audi kadva da ge  :superhappy: :superhappy:

8082
Fun Time / Re: above person u saw, u r in rain & call u at midnight
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:03:16 PM »
eda umberla leh ke pajj janna  :pagel:

8083
Jokes Majaak / Re: [Complaint] Jhanda Amli against PJ Matrimonial Services!!
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:58:48 PM »
hath ja Hoor.. gender change karde aa .. Hathde aa ke teriya dovve Gutta putta :angr: :angr: :angr:  :angr:
- nalle dus kevve floor teh lette jande aa.. Kamliye kapre kharab ho jann ge  :pagel:

8084
Complaints / Re: A robot - ban kar deo ehnu
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:38:20 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

leh dus ban katho karta.. Je pendu sharma geyya .. teh main ja Dev ne appe tyaan rakh lenne se  :laugh: :laugh:

8085
Jokes Majaak / Re: [Complaint] Jhanda Amli against PJ Matrimonial Services!!
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:36:19 PM »
Ya thudiya wadiya terms and Condition!!

Purani Akhbar (newspaper) de totte teh likh ke de detta ke "Jhanda Amli De fee mil geyye hai" Teh hun term and condition dusde aa..Hun main thudiya term ketho labha... Galla marde aa

Mainu tan haran hunda ke aa PJ Matrimonial walle ke karde aa.. hun teh sukhbeer 9accountant sabh) ne ehna da office wech ke daru peh leyye aa, teh hun eh lokka de khetta wich ja ke tapar wichaa ke bhette hunde aa.. kuri ehna ne koi ke labhne aa  :pagel:

@ Agent 47 .. Wekhla bai ek amli he dujje amli da hal puhda bus.. Bai bus ke dussa aa Matrimonal walle ek teh mere fee kha geyye teh ek eh kuri nai labh ke dende.. Hun tu app syana.. Dukhi na hova teh ke hovva :pagel:

8086
Complaints / Re: A robot - ban kar deo ehnu
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:13:34 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
damn this is funny
Pendu france challe ja .. koi na mill aa.. asse nai miss karde tenu :pagel:

Dus wichre pendu nu sang aa geyye  .. wichra kehda ban kar do (syapa mukoo .. hahahhaha).. Wesse bai tenu kehriya chundiya wadh de aa.. Leyye ja najre.. ban katho karna .. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

8087
Love Pyar / Re: ~~punJabi Janta MATRImONIAL~~
« on: September 21, 2009, 11:33:48 PM »
Tusse sariya ne Fee mere denne aa ke nai.. challo fer nai teh nah sahi main complaint karan lagga  :angr: :angr:


http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/(complaint)-jhanda-amli-against-pj-matrimonial-services!!/

8088
Jokes Majaak / [Complaint] Jhanda Amli against PJ Matrimonial Services!!
« on: September 21, 2009, 11:32:13 PM »
Mann Jog Grenade Singh

Thude kol aa Namne jehhe Jhande Amli de Sat Shri akal parwan hove

Je benti eh hai ke aa mainu Punjabi Janta Matrimonial waliya ne bhut tang ketta hai ji. Khas karke Matrimonial de Manager (Simple Jatti) ne, Ehna ne je fee teh rakha leyye aa mere kollo par mainu kuri hajje takk koi labh ke nai dente.

Je varnam jogg eh we hai ke, main sabh ton phela apne profile bani se teh nalle sarre de saree fee we pay kette se, par hun Miss. Simple Jatti Heer kehde ne ke record wich mere profile he nai hai. Aa teh ji sarra sar na-insaffi hai.

Nalle main ek hor gal thude tyann wich launa chaunda han, Je aa jehra Pj Matrimonial da accountant aa (Sukhbeer), eh we kesse nallo kath nai hai ji. Mere warga amli banda do warr de bhooki skip karke fee ekthe karda aa.... teh eh accountant oh fee leh ke desi darro pe aunda aa.. Hun tusse dasoo aa haner-garde na hoi teh ke hoyia.

Bus ji hun main bhut seh leyya, aa Matrimonal waliya nu kaho ke ja teh mere fee morr denn teh ja fer mainu Kuri labh ke denn.. Nai teh main ethe apne amli brava nal ral ke site de chakke jam karaa ge

Site da apna
Jhanda Amli 

8089
Gup Shup / Re: Most boring person of the PUNJABI JANTA
« on: September 21, 2009, 11:06:25 PM »

tym to be honestly

sachi sachi dasa ta most boring person on punjabi janta is our admin  :laugh: :laugh: kade hasde kehda nai dekhya  :hehe: :hehe: jst  :yawn: :yawn: topics ne :yawn: :yawn:

lol grenade g nal hi panga lai leya..ohda thora thora agree with  ya :laugh:

Aa teh GS bai kujj jadda he ho geyya.. Janta teh dandh he leyye jande aa.. hun teh jawab chaida aa :pagel:
Wesse I agree too  :pagel:
- Chal bai thora entertaining ho .. Koi joke sunoo ... I dont even mind a joke on three of us... :pagel: hahah   :loll:

8090
Love Pyar / Re: DO you believe in long distance relationship ?
« on: September 21, 2009, 09:12:48 PM »
hahahhaha acha ji ....chll thode lai chnga koi kam di gall palle pau  :laugh:

main we ehho sochda se.. Par hajje takk koi fayada nai hoyya  :pagel: :loll:

8091
Love Pyar / Re: DO you believe in long distance relationship ?
« on: September 21, 2009, 08:59:48 PM »
nah nah.. asse syane de shalla he leyye de aa  :blink:  :loll:

8092
Love Pyar / Re: DO you believe in long distance relationship ?
« on: September 21, 2009, 08:36:58 PM »
aa love shove baree jenna marji likho janta kollo..  :pagel:
Koi kam teh chej hovve teh sariya de hath dukhde aa type karan lagiya..  :pagel: :loll: :lol:

8093
Gup Shup / Re: online aun to pehla ki kar rahe si
« on: September 21, 2009, 05:57:46 PM »
Main Lado nal msn teh galla karda se..  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

8094
Gup Shup / Re: feel proud to be an indian
« on: September 21, 2009, 04:53:58 PM »
HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Awsome.. Goru

8095
Gup Shup / Re: Best physical feature of the person abv u?
« on: September 21, 2009, 04:47:38 PM »
edda patla jehha lakk  :pagel:

8096
Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: books of shiv kumar batalvi...........
« on: September 21, 2009, 04:42:54 PM »
Quality Share ji.. AWSOME :)

8097
Gup Shup / Re: Best physical feature of the person abv u?
« on: September 21, 2009, 04:41:59 PM »
edda weight  :pagel: ..  :loll:

kiddin

8098
Gup Shup / Re: online aun to pehla ki kar rahe si
« on: September 21, 2009, 04:41:17 PM »
zor zor di hssi da hai

Kalla he hassi janda se  :pagel: ..  :loll:

- Busy with stuff :pagel:..

8099
Gup Shup / Re: Most boring person of the PUNJABI JANTA
« on: September 21, 2009, 04:39:38 PM »
 :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:
- old joke .. koi navva suno  :pagel:

8100
Gup Shup / Re: aa dekhoooo
« on: September 21, 2009, 04:37:57 PM »
Naam pyar de .. Karne hatya. Kya sochne aa.. whao..

Pages: 1 ... 400 401 402 403 404 [405] 406 407 408 409 410 ... 580