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761
« on: June 09, 2011, 04:12:28 PM »
:woried:
was it too complicated to understand.. lol
762
« on: June 09, 2011, 04:06:24 PM »
*What Does Love Mean?*
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all even when his hands got arthritis, too. That's Love. Rebecca - age 8
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French Fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7
"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate." Nikka - age 6
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
everyday." Noelle - age 7
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6
"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8
"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6
"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old
clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you" Karen - age 7
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget," Jessica - age 8
And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. (Now this will melt your heart.) The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When
his Mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."
763
« on: June 09, 2011, 04:00:59 PM »
Tell them they must have the wrong number, only god lives here
When they call back, Tell them this is the devil’s residence
Tell them she/he can’t come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.
Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.
Start telling them your life story
Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live
Reply to all their questions in song
Ask for someone who can translate pig Latin, as you speak no other language
Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house (under 5)
As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly
Start trying to give them a psychological analysis
Demand that they refer to you as Dr. Chopsticks
Proudly describe what you found in your ear this morning
Ask them what color underwear they are wearing today
Describe your socks in detail
Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster
Whiningly tell thing that it is past your bedtime
Midway through the conversation say, "oh no Phil! You’ve done it again! I told you that knife was too sharp! Where are we going to get the money for another funeral?"
Ask them repeatedly if they believe in antelopes
Refuse to answer any of their questions, as they may be one of THEM!
Ask them what they think would happen if you put a frog in a blender later tell them they were wrong
Ask them for their phone number so that you can call them back and chat some more
Burst into tears when they try to hang up and scream "Don’t leave Me!"
Tell them about the time when you got stuck in the doggy door
When they ask to speak to you spend a long time trying to decide if that really is your name and after you realize it is ask them to remind you of it occasionally
Proudly explain that they are the first person that you have spoken to since you return to Earth
In the middle of the conversation start humming the sesame street theme song, when they try to speak sound surprised and say, "Is someone there?"
Begin snoring
Gleefully explain that "they" have come for you and that you are going to a better place
764
« on: June 09, 2011, 03:10:46 PM »
aa 16 saal walla kon aa... Pendu? ... nah sach pendu teh hun wadda ho geya aa.. :hehe:
765
« on: June 09, 2011, 02:09:40 PM »
Photoshop FAIL.
766
« on: June 09, 2011, 12:58:50 PM »
aa use kar apde signature wich. Jenna wadda signature karna aa.. onna wadda size pa la 10pt or 12pt or 14pt or 16pt or 18 pt
[size=12pt]Your text here[/size]
767
« on: June 07, 2011, 03:25:26 PM »
 : : q
768
« on: June 07, 2011, 03:15:19 PM »
I think it works... put you gif link here n let me try in a signature
769
« on: June 07, 2011, 12:04:47 AM »
ya tusi tah de nai sakde salah.. becoz illiterate in biology.. vase Genetics ki hunda Chhina saab? :hehe:
Genetics - study of genes... oh I m good at bSing.. dont try me :hehe:
770
« on: June 06, 2011, 11:57:04 PM »
Pj = Mufat salah .... LOLLLL
lagge raho :hehe:
771
« on: June 06, 2011, 11:52:27 PM »
I dont like Miami :14: :14:
P factor :laugh: :laugh:
772
« on: June 06, 2011, 11:51:39 PM »
i dont get it. lights on/off for wat? :
773
« on: June 06, 2011, 11:17:51 PM »
Tim Thomas - 40 saves.
R. Luongo - 30 saves out of 38.
Horton hit changed the game. 5 mins Powerplay (no goal)... but second half first 5 mins 2 goals...
Tim take matters in his hand well in the second half - amazing saves.
Third period - just physical hitting for no reason. first three PP to Canucks n they couldnt even come with a single goal.. you cant recover from there.
774
« on: June 06, 2011, 11:02:29 PM »
Ajj goal kar kar ke saria kasra kaddi jande aa. Thorhe jahe agle matches layi vi rakh lehn, ke sare tricks ajj hi dikhone.
ya ya... ek game ke jitt leyye.. janta hawa karno nai hathde.. Tim Thomas - 40 saves. R. Luongo - 30 saves out of 38. Horton hit changed the game. 5 mins Powerplay (no goal)... but second half first 5 mins 2 goals... Tim take matters in his hand well in the second half - amazing saves. Third period - just physical hitting for no reason. first three PP to Canucks n they couldnt even come with a single goal.. you cant recover from there.
775
« on: June 06, 2011, 10:20:33 PM »
Janamdin mubarak beti
I like !! I like you today for a change.. lol.. kidding
776
« on: June 06, 2011, 07:29:59 PM »
tu apni jaat ithe b dikhaan lag geya :) kute di poonsh vala haal tera lol jjini marji try karlo sidhi ni hundi.. batmeej insaan kutteya vang ponkda rehnda
daler tu nikko di picture vekh 2011 jo mao post kitti fir das kidda lagge hair usde
fateh tenu lagge aa na samj ke kuri ne tere Baap (bejti) kette aa, teh tu fer nai hathda.... Main kehha push lava, kadde kade banda phulekhe wich ne turiya ferda aa :hehe: - wesse fateh tere saree janne enne Baap katho karde aa veer :hehe: :hehe:
777
« on: June 06, 2011, 05:53:15 PM »
Would help if you be a little more specific.
- Only answer to "when" would do :happy:
778
« on: June 06, 2011, 04:30:33 PM »
Happy Birthday
779
« on: June 05, 2011, 11:20:23 PM »
Challo mein v paa deni aa ik.. :pagel:
ayye hayye... kadde sanu chan jehha mukhra we dikhoo... 8-> 8-> baki wall teh sanu pasand aa :hehe:
780
« on: June 05, 2011, 10:20:32 PM »
 : :he:
nikki that not u.. i have seen ur picture /:)
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