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Sports Khelan / Re: Caneda di Balle Balle kio aa?
« on: June 11, 2011, 12:53:52 AM »
i was mentioning that in the activity stream teh ethe teh screen shot he aa geya.. lol
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patendar asse evve daulle baunde reh geye gym wich.. patendar ne "Madur madur" karke kuri patt leye :hehe:
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Funny Videos / Re: Bhagwant Mann vs Baba Ramdev
« on: June 10, 2011, 04:31:56 PM »
sound nai aunde mitar pyaaria
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Discussions / Re: ਚੋਣ???
« on: June 10, 2011, 03:31:16 PM »
nashiya nu rokko ji... save the youth n tomorrow
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News Khabran / Re: Coolest Google Doodle Ever!!
« on: June 10, 2011, 03:25:49 PM »
It allowed me to play the recorded one today... gets a bit annoying after first 5 sec.. :hehe:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: PJ - Honor Roles
« on: June 10, 2011, 11:13:04 AM »:hehe: aaj bharjie di yaad ayi jandi a teri di
temp de yaad aunde aa ke permanent de :hehe:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: PJ - Honor Roles
« on: June 10, 2011, 11:07:20 AM »
:D: :D: tuhadi we kar dene aa :D: :D: mauka te dewo :hehe:
Tu "tuhadi" keh ta.... edde nal bhettri tareef ho geye aa.. sadke javva tere... :hehe:
- baki nalda tera kette aa... dovve janne bathere raunk launde je :hehe:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: PJ - Honor Roles
« on: June 10, 2011, 11:02:13 AM »ehh ki aa china:
ਸੜਦੇ ਕਿਓ ਹੋ ਰੀਸ ਕਰੋ
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
tusi te purane spameer ho :D: :D: :D: :D:
leh ek tere tareef kette aa.. ek tu gussa karda aa :hehe:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: PJ - Honor Roles
« on: June 10, 2011, 10:41:57 AM »
NEW SPAMMER.. n man both of them are good... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Topic - Request a software
hahahahaa
Topic - Request a software
mainu we kuj chaidia aa main soch ke das dewanga :)
ਕੁੜੀ ਫਸਾਉਣ ਵਾਲਾ ਕੋਈ ਸੋਫਟਵੇਅਰ ਹੈਗਾ ਤਾ ਦੇ ਦੇਵੋ :love: :love: :love:
tu jithe dekho othe thark bhoran lag janda tharkiya :D: :thaa:
tu mera bai hoke mainu hi kutti janna koi naa bai kutt leh ,,asi wadhe bhai te hath nahi chuk sakde ,,tu sadi majboori da faida uatahuna:
tu gussa keo karda :sad:
bas hun ta veer tera russ gya :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
tu te kudia wang russ gya :hehe: :D: jaldi hi
ahh ki aa hun
bukhaar chd gya mainu ,,koi bhej patola pata lain nu mera 8-> 8-> 8->
GS nu bhej da :D: tera pata len lai :hehe:
eh kaun wa hun nava patola :hehe:
ehh patola nahi :hehe: chunkidaar aa p-j da :hehe:
chaunkidaar di soti khoke bhja daina apan
bas chl chliye apan software kuj jade hi request krte ,,,uhne labhde ne thak jana ,,, :D: :D: :D: :D:
hahahahaa
:D: :D::D: :D:
PLEASE JAY KUCH CHAHEDA HAI TA DO ASK PLZ DO NOT USE FALTO TALK THANK YOU AND KUDI NU FASSAAN DA SOFTWARE NAHI HAI BUT HARDWARE JARUR HAI OS HARDWARE NA NAAM HAI "brain"
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Complaints / Re: gif pics not work on pj why?
« on: June 09, 2011, 11:15:48 PM »eh link da red jiha ban gia kam akal likhia onda hi nahi
mai hun eh line jeri duje vali aa thalle kar diti aa tu nal jor lavi thxxxxxx :smile:
mitar pyaaria tera gif da link nai chalda sajna...
matlab ke tere gif wich problem aa... signature embedding wich nai aa
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News Khabran / Re: Coolest Google Doodle Ever!!
« on: June 09, 2011, 07:55:08 PM »
Recording - Only available in US
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Jokes Majaak / Best way to show your report card.
« on: June 09, 2011, 04:20:14 PM »
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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Jokes Majaak / 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
« on: June 09, 2011, 04:16:32 PM »
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???