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Gup Shup / Re: BEING A MOTHER
« on: January 04, 2010, 08:21:59 PM »


This is cute  :loll:

Nic post mate

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Pics / Re: This is how Engineer commits sucide
« on: January 04, 2010, 08:16:15 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

This is sick..  :loll: :loll:

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Pics / Re: This is what u call dedication to one 's work.
« on: January 04, 2010, 08:14:26 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
A bastard Doctor..  :loll:

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Pics / Re: Playing Cards Sculptures
« on: January 04, 2010, 08:12:39 PM »
Holy mac.. NIC

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Pics / Re: Knitted Statues
« on: January 04, 2010, 08:11:27 PM »
Nic

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Pics / Re: NeW Game PoSt-A-PiC
« on: January 04, 2010, 08:07:39 PM »


Any inspiring person

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Pics / Re: Avagaun interesting pics
« on: January 04, 2010, 07:59:43 PM »
I love infographics, here's a good one on bottled water and how bad it is for the environment.


(click it to see bigger size)


Proud being a tap water user  :happy:

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Love Pyar / Re: ~~punJabi Janta MATRImONIAL~~
« on: January 04, 2010, 05:22:15 PM »
je single hundi te ho jana si  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Life tenu kehha se PJ utte sadde baree post na karee.. Tu fer nai sunde  /:)

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Shayari / Re: ~~mere ek shotte safar di mudto lambi khahani hai~~
« on: January 04, 2010, 04:58:00 PM »
Fer sad  :angr:
Tu chup kar life.. Evve awsome job..  /:)
Ennu awsome awsome kar kar sariya ne wigar ta.. 24/7 shayeri de davale hoyye rende aa..  /:)

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Gup Shup / Re: Why do boys fall in love with girls?
« on: January 04, 2010, 04:56:13 PM »
rahul te jhande
dove nerds. /:)

Rolla kath pa.. We talking Business here  /:)

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Tech Lounge / Re: USB 3.0-to-SATA adapter
« on: January 04, 2010, 04:55:25 PM »
Nic I like  :happy:

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Gup Shup / Re: ~~Results for Award Ceramony 2009~~
« on: January 04, 2010, 04:44:28 PM »
Code: [Select]
Friendliest: .....................No One
Happiest: ........................Tarnji
saddest: .........................Vicky
Emotional:....................... Jhanda
Easiest to get along with:........Bloriakh
Biggest fighter:..................Dev
Biggest Flirt:....................Rahul(codename) and GS
Best Punjabi Poet:................Lado
Eng Poet:.........................Desi Juliet
best looking:.....................Unknown
gosper:...........................Khandmishri
Wise:.............................no one
Best new member:..................GS
Useful:...........................Engnieer Ji
most addiceted:...................tezy
best profile:.....................Jhanda
Pj di jaan:.......................No one

If girls get attracted to Emotional Guy.. I m very emontional.. Enna emontional ke I feel like crying arleady  :break:
 :pagel:

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Shayari / Re: Kuj PJ Members Vare- Plz Read and comments
« on: January 04, 2010, 02:59:43 PM »
MARRR JAYOOO JANTA  KOI SADI VEE TREFFF KARR DAYOOOO ... JAHRA SADII TREFF NAH KAROO OHH AJJ RATT DE 12 VAJE POORA HOO JAVE ... JA OHNU KOI GF NA NASSEB HOVE ,,, KURI NU KOI BF NA NASSEB HOVE 

It wasnt funny.. Lokka de Mutt mangda ferda aa!!
Muh nai changa teh Boliye he nah kar..

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Love Pyar / Re: ~~if ur birthday is on ~~
« on: January 04, 2010, 02:21:56 PM »
NAVY:

You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.



Oh jezz... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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News Khabran / Re: Australia - another horrific story
« on: January 04, 2010, 02:16:42 PM »
Not sure why they called 'Parents'
This is unbelievable, disgraceful n horrifying

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News Khabran / Re: Disgraceful: Indian sexual predators caught in the act
« on: January 04, 2010, 02:15:47 PM »
Happened a year ago..
Just disgraceful !!

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Gup Shup / Re: Why do boys fall in love with girls?
« on: January 04, 2010, 08:58:35 AM »
because gravity becomes less than cetripetal force towards a girl, and this force of attraction is called love.

Advantages of this force:
Free advise of every little thing you do

Disadvantages because of this force:
Love is directly proportional to money
        directly prooprtional to time
        inversely proptional to number of friends
Love = K (M x T)/ N
More is the money and time you have more is the love,and N is number of friends, IF N increases the Love decreases

K is constant of proptionality which is still un-identified. for this i need to take advise from our FLirt sorry Love expert teacher Jhanda amli ji ..
thanks         



Bloody brilliant :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Very well done rahul ji.. We all are proud of you... hahahahah.. Damn,Loved the advantage of the force...  hahahahahha..

-Now for the constant of Proptionality (K). K is dependend on many factor.

First and fore-most is Girl's mood.. Which make it very hard to determine K as most of the time the mood is unpredicitable and its random

Secondly, it is also related to the number of headache a girl gets in a day.
Now the headache itself are of two kind, out of which headche just before bed are more common...

It is also found experimentally thet K is inversly proportional to the love the guy has for his parents..

So overall the Value of Love (from the equation: Love = K (M x T)/ N ) decrease considerablly even though some one have enough money n time.. as the proportionality constant (K) has a very very small value :pagel:
 
Note - We are still working on other factors and those factors are still un-defined. So as those factor  as they come along we keep you posted.. :pagel:

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Pics / Re: Beach In Every House
« on: January 03, 2010, 10:57:13 PM »
Freaking Dubai...

One reason Dubai is in debts...  :loll: :loll:

http://punjabijanta.com/news-khabran/dubai%27s-debt-storm/

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Gup Shup / Re: Two Tough Questions
« on: January 03, 2010, 10:53:39 PM »
Quote
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line
.

make us look like sheep
- Makes me wonder, are we following the right ppl... lol.

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News Khabran / Re: Indian Student Stabbed to Death in Australia
« on: January 03, 2010, 10:45:36 PM »
Yes a very sad story indeed.
Very sad for the family that is left behind

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