again would have saved a topic ...  :happy:

tu katho sad ho geya aa nekk sihha :hehe:

tourism

aa teh gal jhooti aa kabootar sihha..

punjab ch har saal jo shraab de theke di nilami hundi wa usto
 
almost 1000 crores di income hundi wa govt nu
 
baki excise te sales tax including vat are other major contibutors to punjab economy ,,,,,
 
earlier per capita income of punjab is higher in pan india ,,but now it drops to 7th in india
 

majak karde oo sabh badar ke real data aa?

Projector part is sick!!

Quick fix: Click on "proceed anyway" link when you see the error.

All browsers are using google's stopbadware service, so once the service has fixed it, it will be fixed in all browsers.

Jis website ne sanu blacklist keeta ona nu suneha ghalleya aa, dekhde aa kini cheti theek karde.

they saying 13 torjan... i dont feel safe here... ke run karda aa mitra - ke google walle torjan dusde ne?  :dnk:

Dhannvad Jhande bai ji :hehe:


Ik baar phir dhannvad kardu je punjabi wich likh dewe tu ehnu :

:hehe: ... aa teh wadda jabh kharaa ho geya..

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"


The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and
come back.


But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."


The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders... may be there is a
bigger one later.


Then he saw another bigger one... But may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.


Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the
previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.


So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.


The teacher told him, "this is love... You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have
already miss the person..."


"What is marriage then?" the student asked.


The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and
come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach
the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.


The teacher told him, "This time you bring back a corn. You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith
and believe this is the best one you get... This is marriage."

1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as
she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But
Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!"




2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I
told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"




3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and
proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience
grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed
with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was
THAT?"




4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate
outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony.
We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I
sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"




5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I
mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.




6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing
a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."




7. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out
something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I
continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some
of these yourself!"




8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to
keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy
whispered, "It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."




9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear,
Grandpa," he advised. "Mine says I'm four to six."




10. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We
learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
"That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to
'i' and add 'es'."




11. Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The
fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know
what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."




12. A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck
zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the
dog's duties.
 "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child.
 "No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
 A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants

Funny English Teacher From India

- This is absolutely ridiculous 

Hanji ajj kal jehre kuri ja jehra munda wekh ... Heer ja Ranjha banna nu ferda.


I was wondering, ke je heer ranjha 21st century wich hunde teh ke honna se...


Heer: ek sohni naar... who has an affair with a guy (who looks after there cows) for 13 years. After that she get married with an other gentleman... and now she is a wife... n still loves his lover... Once the lover drop by in her in-laws village and she wants to meet him - not sure if she did meet or what happen.
Hun eh gal 21st century wich hunde teh fer Heer nu tusse ke kehna se? ... Mere khayal nal teh ek "character dhilla" llist wich aunde aa kuri... Eh hon de bavjood.. Look kehde ne "AMAR PREM KHANI" ... changa prem aa apde gharwalle nal he cheat karee javoo  :hehe: :hehe:


Ranjha - Ehnu koi kam kar hai nai.. phela kesse deyia majja charda aaa... Kyunki ghardiya ne gharoo khad ta.. :hehe:
fer jenna deyia majja charda aa.. ohna de Kuri teh linna marda aa.. 13 saal kanjar najaree lenda rehha ... teh fer kuri kese hor nal viahee geye teh fer odde magar geya aa.. :hehe: ...
hun ehnu 21ve sadde wich ke kahho ge? :hehe: