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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: History of Pathanko
« on: June 28, 2010, 10:52:08 AM »
Desi Pathankot da "T" kha geyye... Bhuk lagge se sweety .. Wichri Bhukhi Desi  :happy:

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Help & Suggestions / Re: new smileys
« on: June 28, 2010, 10:46:23 AM »
damn eniya Simleys..  :loll:
Je main eniya simleys add kar detiya teh simleys wekh wekh mere BP high ho janna aa.. Nalle  large simleys no good.. Just told you BP problem :loll:


tusi sare admin to kut khao gey menu najar aa reha....... :thaa: :thaa:

no more smileys pj slow ho jandi...... :he: :he:

dev tusse kadoo ayye se.. banda aunda janda SSA he bulla jeyya karee :angr:

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Help & Suggestions / Re: FOR ALL ADMIN AND MODS
« on: June 28, 2010, 09:08:31 AM »
Name:  Pragmatic
 
Posts:  516 (4.487 per day)
Position:  PJ Pariya
HOW COMES SHE IS PJ PARI LOOK HER POST ONLY 516


Why Not?
You dont like her? or you dont like her post? :happy:

And just adding to what power said - Quality is better than Quantity

By Quality I mean .. Read this (her recent post)

I really dont know ...is that telepathy or wat.... :wait:
Whenever i find sumthing interesting and thought of posting here... soon i realize that its already posted by u.... :happy:

Today itself i came to know dat coffee improves short term memory
As caffeine is a cognitive stimulant
that actually boosts brain functioning....... Furthermore, coffee reduces levels of beta amyloid,
a protein in the brain that is responsible for Alzheimer’s disease.


Did you know Poison that Caffeine is a "Cognitive Stimulant" ... and then it reduces something called "amyloid" and which is a protein responsible for "Alzheimer Disease" ... :loll: :loll:

DAMN that a hell lot of information in one damn post.. I could have made three topics out of it.. lol  -and  What else you looking from a PJ VIP bud? :happy:

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I think Someone posted it earlier too.

Bhee aa sun ke teh Loi khande ho jande ne ..

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Knowledge / Re: Resume Readers
« on: June 27, 2010, 09:11:18 PM »
Making resume are easy ..  :loll:

I think one rule for resume:
For any Job, Resume is what is gonna do the talking on your behalf. And that is just a piece of paper .. It is your skills that will make it a resume.

So First make a resume, and then "Read it"..
- First thing if any part of the resume don't make sense to you it wont make sense to anyone - Means Aviod Coping from internet :loll: ..  I have seen people doing that and putting like skills that a CEO should have on their resume :pagel:
- Second thing why do you think that the person will be impressed by ur resume

Once you get into interview.. All you have nail is one question - Tell us about urself ... If you can't nail this question down .. you shouldn't go for an interview - As you can't ever decribe your good .. Why you expect person could hire you :pagel:

- And Interviews are fun.. as I am Good at making Bs and Sometime the person realize it and it get bit messed up :loll: :loll:


My interview Bloppers - Just one example .. I had gone for like 45 -50 interviews so far and this was one of them .. During my first year :pagel: :loll:

I think the funniest things happen to me in Interviews


I went into an interview once.. I didnt want to get into that job, as they were up north. So went into the interview unprepared.
Just to have Idea I took a glance at the website and thought the company make "Engine Belts"

Now I am in the Interview.. Two Guys sitting infront of me.. The first Guy asked - "Ok So Tell us what you know about the company?" and then My BS starts... I was like oh you guys make Engine belts.. Belts of various material and strenght.. You have this kind of technology ... n BLAH BLAH.. I lasted 4-5 mins with my BS.. which is quite a bit
N then the guy look at my resume.. n then at me.. Took of his glasses.. N said "Well just to let you know we dont make Enginer Belts.. We have company that make "Seat Belt" and had a evil smile on his face" ... n the other guy start laughing.. n said "A very good explanation about the engine belt"
- Damn that was embracing... !!





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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: June 27, 2010, 09:05:19 PM »
naaji thanks.. i like to answer only..Tusi pusho.. :happy:

ok Then ready to answer ... Kudrat Tell me about urself ...  :loll: :loll: :loll:

Kidding .. Pushoo bhee koi janna agla sawal :happy:

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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: June 27, 2010, 08:55:03 PM »
Agla Sawal Pushoo Kudrat

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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: June 27, 2010, 08:50:34 PM »
Oh Snap High tech reasoning .. Thermodynamics.. I LIKE  :loll:

Secondly, cud be due to energy (electricity) conservation tip..Freezer compressors use energy to extract heat from inside the freezer and spread it to the surrounding area. The hotter the surrounding area, the less heat is extracted from the freezer for a given amount of compressor work, and the less efficient the freezer will be.
and considerble amount of energy wud be needed by freezer to maintain its low temperature.


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Jokes Majaak / Re: Jhanda Amli
« on: June 27, 2010, 08:43:25 PM »
 :loll: :loll: :loll:

aa set aa..  :loll:

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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: June 27, 2010, 08:41:33 PM »


So, what is the reason of not having a light in the freezer? serious question, this always baffles me... :pagel:

Some freezers do have it

But main reason is that Bulb gets hot. As you open the freezer door electric circuit light up the bulb. So literally the bulb surface which is glass is on two different temperatures. And as the glass is brittle it can easily break due to temperature variation.

Also Part of the reason is bulb produce heat and use more energy

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Bhee je kesse kol aa news hegge aa teh post kardoo please... Main parni se

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: Everyone should have this list.
« on: June 27, 2010, 02:40:14 AM »
Such an amazing Post .

Thank YOU

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aa teh bhee Putha Jehha sawal ho geyya.. Babbe de Help we chaide aa.. Teh Babbe de gal we nai manne..

Bakki asse bai pappi bande aa... main teh Topi Bump karan nu Reply ketta .. main keha janta de Vihar he sun leyye  :happy:

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Knowledge / Re: Kuch jaruri gallaa
« on: June 27, 2010, 02:34:17 AM »
4)Zindagi
Ek Cigarette Di
Tarah Aa...

Enjoy Karo..


- Not the best example to decribe life ... Life is Beautiful it dont have to be a Cigarette  :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pandit te kamlo
« on: June 27, 2010, 02:22:21 AM »
Thode naal rehke ji..... bas sangat da asar hai :happy:

:loll:
Asse thude ton Sikhde aa teh Tudde Sangat nu credit deyiee jande oo ji :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pandit te kamlo
« on: June 27, 2010, 02:15:02 AM »
Ah ki ho gey jokes section nu... :loll:

 sari janta  nu benti hai ki oh comment karan to pehla section da naam dekh leya karan....jokes nu ennna seriously len di ki lod hai.... life is already complicated.... no need to complicate it further....

This iz not the lone example.... i have come across many more...


Asha ji Evve hunda aa ji  8-> 8-> 8->
Tusse enne smart katho aa ji  8->
 :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pandit te kamlo
« on: June 27, 2010, 02:09:05 AM »
:rabb: Waheguru !! Chakk le sajje gwandia nu

Lagda bai tere Gwandia ne Kabootar rakhee ne.. teh oh tere Car teh bettta karde de.. jehra ardassa karda aa..  :pagel:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pandit te kamlo
« on: June 27, 2010, 02:02:21 AM »
Damn A war in the Joke section  :loll: :loll:

Niggaz - Swear
Shyt - Swear


Just Some Heads Up .. lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pandit te kamlo
« on: June 27, 2010, 01:54:11 AM »
Hun Hath Javvo Dovve janne ..  :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pandit te kamlo
« on: June 27, 2010, 01:51:04 AM »
lol so punjabi is a universal language in hell ???  tht pandit will go to hell too ..i don think he wud speak punjabi

Well who has seen hell.. Bakki good for me if that the language they use .. I dont have to use English there  :loll: :loll:

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