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Members Pics / Re: Tell me which one is ME?
« on: September 16, 2010, 05:45:35 PM »
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Tell me which one is ME?

Asse katho tell kariye.. Tenu app nu nai patta Rahul .. Kon ho tum  :pagel:  :loll: :loll:

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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: September 16, 2010, 05:41:39 PM »


question: name a Punjabi singer who has sexual abuse charges against them?

Balvir Boparai.

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Pics / Re: JHANDA AMLI
« on: September 15, 2010, 09:23:53 PM »
aa kehra aa bhee.. Aundiya ne mitra teh Kokke jaran lagg peyya  :happy:

Wesse photo yanky aa  :pagel: :loll: :loll:

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Knowledge / Greatest Public Insults of the decade
« on: September 15, 2010, 07:52:11 PM »
Bush under shoe attack, Bagdad, Iraq

George Bush shoe attack


It was the last official visit of American President Gorge W Bush to Bagdad, Iraq. At the end of his press conference, he was gifted two pair of shoes; luckily he managed to move down humbly avoid “made in Italy” gift.



Italian Prime Minister got a slap



Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi lost two of his teeth and then rushed to hospital in emergency after he was attacked at the end of a public rally. Maybe from now on, the president will avoid appearing in public gathering or learn how to control his tongue. Mr. Berlusconi was called clown by few groups of people while he shouted “shame on you” back



Traian Basescu attacked 10 year old guy


In 2004 when Train Basescu (current President of Romania) was on campaigning for the presidency, a woman appeared shouting ” please help me, I’m desperate, Mr. Basescu, no ones do justice to me” (she handed over a piece of paper to him); Mr. Basescu returned and slapped the poor little boy. The cruel man is elected again for five more years to rule over the country.



Every action has a reaction, Muntadar al-Zeidi, Iraqi Journalist in Paris


Newton third law of motion states “To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction” something like that happened to Iraqi journalist who tried to hit Gorge W Bush. When he appeared in a press conference in Paris, France, he was welcomed with a flying shoe. He managed the same way as Bush did. Copycat isn’t?



Shoe attack on Indian minister, New Dheli
Journalist Jarnail Singh Throwing Shoes at Palaniappan Chidambaram (Indian Home Minister)


Palaniappan Chidambaram was speaking in Delhi about 1984 riots in which hundreds of Sikhs were killed. A Sikh journalist got mad on his reply and thrown a shoe on the minister saying “I protest”.

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Knowledge / Re: Smallest Countries of the World
« on: September 15, 2010, 07:48:21 PM »
Are you serious!!? Nah!!!! Hold on i'll go check my world map.  :happy:

You dont know that  :surp:

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Knowledge / Re: Smallest Countries of the World
« on: September 15, 2010, 07:42:34 PM »
I meant the size of India! Geez. You guys aren't that big either.  :laugh:

Ya that is size.. We havent touched the population  :pagel:

And about big - Ya I think both India and Canada is too small should move to china now  :pagel:  :loll:

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Knowledge / Re: Smallest Countries of the World
« on: September 15, 2010, 07:33:12 PM »
Haha yeah. What's India?

Well make like million times of NZ .. About that  :pagel:
BTW I am Indo-canadian .. So make it Zillion times of NZ for canada  :loll:

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Knowledge / Re: Smallest Countries of the World
« on: September 15, 2010, 07:21:55 PM »
Hahaha well i don't know mate! Um i guess it's 41.6 square miles. That must be what you're looking for.

Yep sounds reasonable now  :pagel:

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Knowledge / Re: Smallest Countries of the World
« on: September 15, 2010, 07:02:43 PM »
Ugh!!! I should have known that! I'm just as dumb as you are. Alright, fair and square.  :laugh:


 /:) 103, 483 square miles you bum!




Well please don't include the ocean .. Just the land area. I know NZ people sleep on ocean too (in there fancy boats):pagel:  :loll: :loll:

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Knowledge / Re: Smallest Countries of the World
« on: September 15, 2010, 06:57:01 PM »
Please go back to school and learn your geography because you just failed!  :pagel:

Ok lets give you the benefit of the doubt and make it 25 miles  :pagel:  :loll:

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Knowledge / Re: Smallest Countries of the World
« on: September 15, 2010, 06:54:02 PM »
And I meant Country  :happy:

Edited  And Thanks :happy:

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Knowledge / Re: Smallest Cities of the World
« on: September 15, 2010, 06:52:12 PM »
How big is NZ btw .. 20 miles  :pagel:

 :loll:

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Tutorials / Re: how to use forum
« on: September 15, 2010, 06:44:14 PM »
I know. That's why i asked for a less complicated way.  :laugh:

Its complicated.. You gotta be kiddin me :|

 :loll: :loll:

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Knowledge / Smallest Countries of the World
« on: September 15, 2010, 06:39:45 PM »
Vatican City (0.2 square miles)


Vatican City officially the State of the Vatican City is a landlocked sovereign city-state whose territory consists of a walled enclave within the city of Rome, the capital city of Italy. At approximately 44 hectares (110 acres) (0.44 km2), and with a population of over 800, it is the smallest country in the world by both area and population. Vatican City is a city-state that came into existence in 1929. It s population is 826.


Monaco (0.7 square miles)


Monaco is a small sovereign city-state located in South Western Europe on the northern central coast of the Mediterranean Sea, having a land border on three sides only with France, and being about 16 km (9.9 mi) away from Italy. Its size is just under 2 km² with an estimated population of almost 33,000. Monaco is the world’s most densely populated sovereign country, and the world’s smallest French-speaking country. An average person takes only 56 minutes to walk across the width of the country. Monaco is the name of the country as well as the name of its only and capital city. It is often regarded as a tax haven, and many of its inhabitants are wealthy and from foreign countries, making up a majority of the population, at around 84%. Its population is 32,965 and area is 0.76 sq miles.


Nauru (8.5 square miles)


World’s 3rd smallest nation is located in South Pacific Ocean. The tiny island was inhabited by Micronesian and Polynesia people 300 years ago. The country has been under foreign occupation; annexed by Germany in 1888, then Japanese occupied it on 26 August 1942. Australian govt. is using the island to held asylum seekers who were trying to illegally enter into Australia. The economy of Nauru Island is heavily depended upon phosphate.


Tuvalu (9 square miles)


With the rise of sea level, the island is extremely in danger. World’s forth smallest country is located in Pacific Ocean which was first inhabited by Tuvalu were Polynesian people. The island became British protectorate in 1892 which was later (during 2nd world war) used against Japanese. Tuvalu got complete independence from United Kingdom in 1978.


San Marino (24 square miles)


San Marino generates half of its revenue from tourism industry while other sources are banking, electronics, and ceramics. Although San Marino is fifth smallest country but it is considered oldest sovereign state (got independence in 301). Its constitution was drafted on 8 October 1600 which is world’s oldest constitution still in effect.

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News Khabran / Re: Baby abandoned on plane may be put up for adoption
« on: September 15, 2010, 06:28:40 PM »
The caretakers eh.  /:)

Yep taking care of "confused" people. You know :loll:

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Fun Time / Wierd Rules of America
« on: September 15, 2010, 06:22:26 PM »
   1. In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

   2. In Miami, it’s illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

   3. In New York, it is illegal to shoot at a rabbit from a moving trolley car.

   4. In Pennsylvania, it is against the law to sleep in your refrigerator. - Damn People do that over there :loll:

   5. In Gary, Indiana, persons are prohibited from attending a movie house [cinema] or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.

   6. It is illegal in Maine to step out of a plane, while it is in flight. - Perfect, make sense :loll:

   7. Birds have the right of way on all highways in Utah.

   8. In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

   9. In New England, Baltimore, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.  :laugh: :laugh:

  10. In Raton, New Mexico, it is illegal for a woman to ride horseback down a public street with a kimono on.

  11. In North Carolina, it is illegal to sneeze on city streets. - Wat the fuzz.. :|

  12. In California animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

  13. In Arizona,a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.  :laugh:

  14. In Arkansas, a law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

  15. In California in Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

  16. Washington D.C. -~censored~

  17. Florida law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay.

  18. In Florida,it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00pm on a Thursday. :loll:

  19. In Georgia,It is against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

  20. In Hawaii,coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

  21. In Indiana,a man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

  22. In Iowa ,a man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

  23. In Kansas, if two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. - Make sense :loll:

  24. In Maine,after January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.

  25. In Detroit, Michigan it is illegal to sleep in a bathtub.

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: i m old member but introducing myself now.
« on: September 15, 2010, 06:06:47 PM »
:loll: .. Dukhi Rooh.. Changa bhalle khande pende gharda aa Mitra.. Dukh tenu kadda aa  :happy:

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News Khabran / Re: Baby abandoned on plane may be put up for adoption
« on: September 15, 2010, 06:00:30 PM »
Why poor me? And i've never heard of sub-admin.  :laugh: You're either a mod or an admin but sub-admin?  :loll:

:loll:
Sub-Admins are the Janitors of Punjabi Janta.  :loll: :loll:

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Help & Suggestions / Re: Suggestion.
« on: September 15, 2010, 05:57:37 PM »
We hired a New member to annoy Belmont  :happy:

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Tutorials / Re: how to use animating in photoshop :)
« on: September 15, 2010, 05:56:20 PM »
I like  :happy:

Bakki aa Enne Full butte katho leyye aa sweety  :loll:

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