i hate you.

dont worri ji..
but we all love u ji :D:D

- hate my laptop heat sink.. (not working) .. lol

r u sure or u r just making it up

if tats not a rite ans, he is making it up.. or its otherwise.. isnt.. ..hahah .. dont tell us that u dont even know.. hahaha .. kiddin bro :)

But i think he is rite about existance of gazals existance.. not sure

n an other contervisal question...

but "i think" i do believe in destiny.. hard for me to provide an explanation.. or may be i want too skip it

SOooooooooooooooooooo much thank you to original poster of this i just TESTED on the telemarketer she called i red every single line written omg she got pissed and she hung up saying "Thank you for your time have a nice day" lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Veere tu teh bhut fast aa.. hahaha

hahahaha..  :laugh:  :laugh:

 happy0045 happy0045

hahaha aa walle bhut sick aa.. I like this one too -  :dnk:

thanks bro :)

leh dus.. main kehha patta ne ke larr peyye dovve.. Teh oh Simley love karde aa.. Aukha janta da  :dnk:
Wesse hegge sachi sick aa sachi.. :angr: .. haha hahaha

Ive been a telemarketer for 2 years.
I know how to annoy those people lmfao.
I ve been annoyed so much mahself
 8->

oh now it make sense.. hun i no question ke tu enne khaross kyun aa.. kiddin ji ,, no offense (couldnt find a better word than khaross )

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - Damn straight
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. You don’t have to monitor your friends’ sex lives.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.  :laugh:
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Dry cleaners and haircutter’s don’t rob you blind.
8. When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stall on every shot of someone crying.  :laugh:
9. Guys in hockey masks don’t attack you.
10. You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
11. Your last name stays put.
12. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
13. You can kill your own food.
14. The garage is all yours.
15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
16. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
17. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
18. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.  :laugh: - damn rite
19. You can write your name in the snow quite a bit faster and more legibly.
20. Chocolate is just another snack. - lol..
21. Flowers fix everything.  :blink:
22. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
23. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
24. Foreplay is optional.
25. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
26. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
27. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
28. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
29. You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
30. You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking “He must be mad at me”. .. lol
31. The world is your urinal.
32. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
33. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
34. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
35. You don’t have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
36. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
37. If you retain water, it’s in a water bottle.
38. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
39. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift or food.
40. Bachelor parties kick ass over bridal showers.
41. If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell you friends you’ve changed.
42. All your orgasms are real.
43. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
44. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you’re not in the mood.
45. If something mechanical didn’t work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
46. Adult movies are designed with your brain in mind.
47. You don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.
48. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
49. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So…notice anything different?”
50. There is always a game on somewhere.

i poked him.
Kali jubaan where are your glasses
kinni vaari keya tenu ohnu laya rakh :angr:

h my bad.. i forget them at home.. Did i miss anything.. poking shoking