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10621
« on: July 15, 2009, 09:50:44 AM »
:dnk: :dnk:
u dont know.. whao :angr: :angr: :angr: - Main/Asse han Khalsa :)
10622
« on: July 15, 2009, 09:48:57 AM »
babbu man :blink:
spreadsheet / Word
10623
« on: July 15, 2009, 09:48:09 AM »
rani :)
10624
« on: July 15, 2009, 09:47:27 AM »
Spreadsheet :angr: :angr:
10625
« on: July 15, 2009, 09:46:47 AM »
na ladoo tenu sab patta hunda.. tu appe figure out karla.. Pushan de ke lorr aa..
Jadoo patta lagg geyye mainu we dusde :blink:
10626
« on: July 15, 2009, 09:45:18 AM »
I hate where there so many hates!! :wait:
10627
« on: July 15, 2009, 09:42:19 AM »
nic nic..
Wesse aa new channel walle funny aa.. Phela kehde se rain nai hunde teh sab kuch tabba ho janna.. Teh ajj report karde se ke ho sakda enne hovve ke flood aa janna.. hahahah :laugh: :laugh:
P.S. - I think the best job is of a weather man.. All u do is to make guesses. n if they guessed rong .. They say the cloud cover was shifted to wards the north.. hahaha .. whao isnt tat cool.. Just guess n get paid.. :laugh:
10628
« on: July 15, 2009, 08:31:00 AM »
kamli
10629
« on: July 15, 2009, 08:28:42 AM »
whao that was genius.. I mean the moral wise.. Wat a point of view.. Thanks for sharing ji :) Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray. tats inspiring :)
10630
« on: July 15, 2009, 08:24:26 AM »
i got this email the other day too.. n posted I think somewhere in the forum.. hahahah ..
But still a very inspiring n touching story.. Thanks for sharing ji :)
10631
« on: July 14, 2009, 11:08:33 PM »
jenne der nu machar de stomack labne, onne der nu chahhe banda marr javve :angr:
10632
« on: July 14, 2009, 11:05:15 PM »
:dnk: :dnk:
10633
« on: July 14, 2009, 11:03:50 PM »
which country is this from?
not a clue.. but as a wild guess.. I think US.. hahaha :laugh:
10634
« on: July 14, 2009, 11:03:09 PM »
bt ek advice dewa kade pyar de chakar ch bhul ke na payo...its realy hurt,,,,banda jo bharo dikhda undero uda da nai...n ithe apa jo chaunde show kar sakde aa...so never do lyk u say TAT lub sub da chakr
whao tats a mouth full :blink:
10635
« on: July 14, 2009, 11:02:12 PM »
i liked the third picture
"u r a man with million $ in the bank with no chk book"
nah bro kehra million dollor.. asse teh bankcrupty file karan nu ferde aa.. :blink:
10636
« on: July 14, 2009, 10:58:55 PM »
Je ayya nu ji... :) Ki kariye menu lagda munde sarey ehda hi sochde ne... pehla pata karo munda ke kudi, fer gal karange kis subah naal karni aa.
hahahhaha.. hahah .. aukha ji aukha.. lol
10637
« on: July 14, 2009, 10:56:52 PM »
je ayya nu ji.. bakki aa angel ji kethe ne :wait: :wait:
10638
« on: July 14, 2009, 10:56:01 PM »
oh now I think I need an introduction too.. hahahahha.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
bhee lado tere aukha.. nah bhee tu teh sera he aa... lol.. challo je ayya nu ji.. hahaha
10639
« on: July 14, 2009, 08:03:23 PM »
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’ Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, Mine still alive"
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.Then we met. Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Rodney Dangerfield
10640
« on: July 14, 2009, 07:59:20 PM »
All three go with a No.10 offical to examine the fence.
English contractor takes out a tape measure & does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
“Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run to about £500: £200 for materials, £200 for my crew and £100 profit for me.”
Scottish contractor also does some measuring, figuring, then says, “I can do this job for £600: £250 for materials, £250 for my crew and £100 profit for me.”
The Indian contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the No.10 official and whispers, “£1500.”
The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”
The Indian contractor whispers back, “£500 for me, £500 for you, and we hire the English contractor to fix the fence.” “Done!” replies the government official.
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